A.H.13: Woot! I updated! Finally!
Sora/dancing/
Axel: Sora! Stop that before you hurt yourself!
A.H.13: Aww! You actually care for the little psychotic chibi.
Axel: No, just don't want Roxas to blame me for letting Sora kill himself!
Aqua/singsong/ You care!
Axel/blows raspberry/
A.H.13: You all know I don't own KH, KH 2, or anything, except Aqua.
Why Axel Hates Chibis-Chapter 3-Sleepovers are evil!
Everyone was in Axel's room, chatting away time until Sora and Axel showed up. They saw the door open revealing Sora and a suicidal looking Axel. "Hey, Axel! Don't look like that! That's my job…" said Zexion. "Eh! I have a right to look this way!" snapped Axel. Everyone quieted down and looked at the host and smiled. He had on light blue pajamas with miniature keyblades on it. He also wore white socks with little blue hearts. Everyone wanted to 'aww!' but they didn't want to ruin their reputation.
"Kay evewyone! Let's start this sleepover by playing games! How about…Silent Hill!?" asked Sora. Axel looked at Sora and said "No violent games!" Sora smirked as he began to open his mouth to say his Tetris speech again, but Axel put his hand over Sora's mouth to stop the little one. "No, and that's final." Finished Axel. "Yes, daddy…" replied Sora with a small voice so that Axel would not hear him.
"I know! Let's play truth or dare first!" squealed Saix, making everyone back away slowly.
"Fine." was the Organization's answer
"I go first! Sora? Truth or dare?" asked Saix.
"Dare!"
"Oooo! We have a brave one! Ok! I dare you to…um…eat a gross sundae we will make you!" said Saix.
Everyone made a face and Lexaeus said "Oh, why'd you have to give him the tough one" "Poor kid" said Xaldin. The organization put chocolate ice cream with pickles, wheat thins, and ketchup into a bowl and put the bowl in front of Sora. They all shut their eyes, not wanting to see the toddler puke his guts out. When they opened their eyes, they found the bowl to be empty and a toddler happily sitting. They all asked "YOU ATE THE WHOLE THING?!?" "Yea, I like pickles, wheat thins, ketchup, and CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM! Eating them all together saves stomach room." replied Sora. The organization looked like they were the ones that were going to puke.
"Next dare please." pleaded Axel, trying to hold his dinner down.
"Kay! Um…Axie! Truth or dare!?"
"Dare, I guess…" he said
"I dare you to…call Kairi and tell her how she's a good person! Then hang up before she can even talk to you!" squeaked Sora.
Axel glared, went to the phone, and dialed Kairi's number.
"Hello?" came Kairi's voice from the other line.
"Hello? Kairi?."
"Axel? That you?"
"Yea, it's me. Um, you're a great person. You…um…can dress cute, you have nice hair, um…you are smart /organization and sora giggle/ and Sora is an evil little jerk!"
"What?"
"Nevermind! Bye!" Axel hung up. The whole organization began to crack up. Sora was rolling on the ground laughing. Marluxia was running around because Axel had accidentally set him on fire. Demyx was trying to help Marluxia. Axel began to smirk.
"Xaldin? Truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"Wuss"
"AM NOT!"
"Whatever, have you ever fallen asleep in the shower, bath, toilet?"
"…Yes…"
"Where?"
"…The toilet…"
"Ooooo! I fell asleep in the shower once!" said Demyx, waving his hand in the air.
"Truth or dare, Zexion?" Asked Xaldin.
"Truth."
"Hm…Who do you think will be most successful in life?" asked Xaldin.
"No one, except Sora and Roxas, they're still young and can do wonders with their young lives...Now Roxas, truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"…What was the worse thing you ever did to someone?"
"Always with the emo stuff…well, I did try to kill Sora, and he's my other! How much worse could you get!?"
"Much worse." answered the whole Organization.
"…I don't want to know, do I?" asked Roxas. Everyone shook their heads. Sora looked confused and said "This is getting boring! Let's play hide and go seek!" The Organization looked scared, but nodded and decided that Luxord was the seeker.
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"Ninety nine, one hundred! Ready or not, here I come!" yelled Luxord and ran off to find the organization. They were easy to find. Larxene was hiding in the control room, Lexaeus was hiding in the indoor rock garden, Marluxia was in the greenhouse, Axel was in the boiler room, Demyx was in the shower, Xaldin was in the balcony, Vexen was in the freezer, Roxas was in the game room, Saix was in the tower, Zexion was in the closet, (A/N: lol! I know he's not gay, but I needed a dark place for him to be…sorry!) and Xigbar was hiding in the weapon room. Sora was nowhere to be found.
Everyone was calmly looking for the little keyblade master, Axel was another story… "WHERE IS SORA!?" he screamed. He was looking through all the rooms in the castle. He was almost in tears because he couldn't find Sora. Axel began to hyperventilate at the thought of all kinds of terrible things happening to the keyblade master. 'He could have been kidnapped! He could have been hit by a gummi ship/gasp/ HE COULD HAVE BEEN ELECTROCUTED BY A ELECTRICAL SOCKET! I've always told Larxene that she should cover those things to make this castle more kid friendly!' thought Axel, running through the halls of the castle and waving his chakrams in front of him to break everything blocking his path to find Sora.
"AXEL! WE'VE FOUND HIM! COME GET THE LITTLE ONE!" he heard Xigbar's voice yell. Axel ran as fast as he could to the source of the yelling…
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When Axel arrived at his destination, he saw Xigbar holding the arm of a toddler, whose face was covered with sea salt ice cream. Axel grabbed Sora out of Xigbar's grasp and began to shower him with hugs. "Sora Hikaru! Don't you dare scare me like that ever again!" scolded Axel. "Yes daddy" said Sora.
"Where were you in the first place?" asked Axel.
"I got bored because nobody could find me, and I saw an ice cream truck, so I went and bought some." Explained Sora
"Wait a minute! Where did you get the money to buy the ice cream?" asked Demyx.
"The puppy dog eyes of doom." said Sora.
"Ah yes, your new talent does work very good." said both Larxene and Zexion.
"Why would she be at an ice cream truck?" asked Xaldin out loud.
"Time for another one of my famous quotes! She was buying ice cream. Turns out adult are just kids with money…"
"Hehe, good one! I bet Mansex wouldn't have been able to come up with a quote that good." said Xigbar. Everyone forgot about what happened in hide and go seek and began to talk trash about the organization's former leader on their way to Axel's room for a good nights sleep. "Yeah! Sora, we need another quote from you babe before we go to sleep!" said Saix, lying down on his sleeping bag. "Kay!" said Sora, beginning to open his mouth. Axel was tired and didn't want another smart ass quote from the one that caused him to worry so much, so he opened his mouth and said as kindly as he could… "You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You." Sora's head shot up and he said "You know what, I will say a quote. Axel…you know that you're getting old when you're happy hour is a nap!" and with that, he crawled over to his guardian, plopped his head down, and his sleep started to drown out all the giggles his quote and his actions had caused. 'Yup, sleepovers are evil' was Axel's last thought before he too fell asleep.
TO BE CONTINUED
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A.H.13: I am sorry that I took so long to update! I had a project that required me to write a 3 chapter long story for school.
Axel: I hate you so much for telling them about that time…
A.H.13: And I'm sorry if it seems rushed. I wanted to update quickly. And I just wanted to thank all those that reviewed while I was absent and since my story first started, Chibi-chibi-kun, Chaotic Rei, Midnight808, oliveprincess, StratosphereEnthusiast, YinYangWhiteTiger, SliferHeart, and FEwriter78, thank you.
Aqua: By the way, Sora will finish reading everyone's diary in the next chappie!
Sora: Marly? I didn't know that you used growth formulas and fertilizers on your plants!
Aqua and A.H.13: SORA! SAVE IT FOR THE NEXT CHAPPIE!
A.H.13: Anyway, please review and send ideas on what should happen in the next chappie besides Sora reading everyone's diary!