Hello!!!! I really don't have much to say here so yeah... awkward.

Disclaimer- I don't own One Piece. No matter how many times I wish upon a star, I don't wake up as Eiichiro Oda. I know sad story.

Ah hello once again diary! I love you so! I know you love me too! I bet you want to know what happens next don'tcha? Okay!

'twas the night before our scheduled docking...

"Man I'm bored!" I was talking to myself again. Everyone was sleeping already. Well Usopp was on watch so he should still be up.

Ever since that dinner Luffy sang at I haven't pulled any actual pranks other than daily torture. Hmmm... I wonder.

I decided to check up on Usopp. (That shows how bored I really was.) I climbed up to the crows nest and peeped inside. At first I didn't see anything but then I heard snoring.

OOOO! Usopp's sleeping on the job! This was a perfect opportunity to get revenge for his rudeness to my Luffy. That's right, my Luffy. He's like a cute little hamster that gives you compliments.

I climbed back down and racked my brain for something that would get him in lots of trouble. From what I had gathered about him so far is that he always steals completely random things for his "inventions".

"Hmmmmm... Stealing, eh? Lets make it look like he stole something that everyone on this ship seems to love... But what?" I looked around for awhile before I stumbled into the cargo hold. "There has to be something in here!" I scanned the room. Then I saw it. "The kegs!"

It was so perfect that I slapped myself for not thinking of it sooner. "Ow. Next time not so hard." I told myself as I rubbed my cheek.

"Lets see..." There were three of them left. Now the only problem was, was to figure out where to hide them. I searched all of boatie for a good hiding spot but it was a fruitless search.

"Argen blargen... Hn?" I looked over the side of boatie. "Puurrrfect."

I drug the kegs as quietly as I could out to the deck and dumped the beer into the sea. Before I dumped the third one I filled a mug half way up.

Now, climbing up to the crows nest with one hand was way harder than I had imagined it to be. When I finally go to the top I had spilt half of what I started with on myself. Usopp was still snoring.

"Thank god!" I think I said that a little too loud because Usopp started to move around and mumble.

I also think I started to panic, because is all I really remember doing was snatching his hammer out of his bag and whacking him one on the head. I guess I don't know my own strength sometimes. Usopp was out cold, well colder.

"Oh jeez! Well, he'll be feeling that in the morning. We can just call it a hangover then." And with that I just backed away slowly, descended the ladder and went to bed.

I woke up to lots of yelling. The voices sounded very angry. So I go out on to the deck expecting a huge mob to be pummeling Usopp to a pulp, but I see nothing. I still heard the voices though.

Oh my goshness! Those can't be in my head can they? No way this was not happening. I wasn't supposed to go crazy until the age of 32! (my mom doubted I'd even make it that far)

That's when I realized that the voices were coming from the kitchen.

When I opened the door people started to yell at me!

"You dirty little brat!" It was weed head. I was really sick of being called a brat.

"Yeeesss?" I ask being as innocent as possible.

"Gimme back my swords!!!"

Wait a sec... "WHAT!!" I was pe-od! Why was it that when I'm actually innocent everyone thinks it's my fault? "Why the hell would I steal your pieces of scrap metal?!"

Only Blondie, Zoro, and Luffy were in the room. Blondie was cooking (even at a time like this!), Luffy actually looked concerned, probably for my safety cuz I just dissed Zoro's most precious worldly belongings, and Zoro was so mad I thought his head was going to pop.

"What... did... you... say?" He spoke every word slowly through gritted teeth.

"I said your mom has a blue wig." He glared at me. "Hmph, you know what I said weed head."

I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut.

And this my friends is where I leave off for today. I know, I know. You want to know what Zoro does to me but you'll just have to wait and see! Now wont we? RUBBER GOOSE!!

Phew 2 and a half pages... Not as long as last chapter I know but... I'm just plain lazy. So please review!!! Gracias!