Hey I should tell ya'll the coolest word ever!! It's Wabash!! No it is not a city! It is an awesome cool word that means hay stack in polish!! Yeah I'm serious!! XD
Disclaimer- I don't own One Piece! But if you think otherwise... Well I don't want to think that there are people like you out there.
Okay I know you want to happens next diary so I'll tell you... He KILLED me. The end. No really! Fine whatever don't believe me... I thought you were my friend. Jerk.
To continue where I left off...
Yes I really did need to learn to keep my mouth shut.
Zoro grabbed me by the shoulders and lifted me up. "Where the hell are they?!" He yelled while shaking me.
"Stop it!" I say between shakes. "You're going to give me SBS (shaken baby syndrome... sorry some people didn't know what that was)!!!"
By now Blondie and Luffy are pulling on Zoro trying to get him to stop.
"Not until you tell me where my swords are!!" Man this guy was strong. Not even Blondie and Luffy can hold him down when he is angry.
"I already told you I don't fuckin' know!" I screamed. Now I was pissed, and when I'm pissed I do irresponsible things without thinking it through first.
So I kicked him. I kicked him as hard as I could in the nose.
"Ah!!" Zoro dropped me and clutched his nose. Now I'm not sure if it was the shock that weak pathetic me had fought back or the fact that I had just broke his nose that snapped him back to reality.
"Ow! You dirty pest!" Geez. Did he ever let up? I bet he could be half dead and he would still find the time to insult me.
I stood up and rubbed my shoulders. Right as I was about to say some smart alleck remark, Luffy jumped in front of me, cutting me off.
"Zoro what was that all about? I know how important your swords are to you but it doesn't give you the right to aimlessly hurt another person. Especially one that is important to me."
What? I'm important to Luffy? When did this happen? That meanie! He's taking me on a guilt trip and it's working! I'm going to have to give him some respect points for that one. Then he turned around and picked his nose. Respect lost.
Zoro just stared, wide eyed, nose bleeding.
"Here." Sanji held a rag to Zoro's nose and he tilted his head back. "Let's get you to Nami."
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. I don't need your help." Oh great, and here comes the misplaced anger.
Zoro got up and left. This time leaving behind an angrier looking Sanji. He just took a breath and went back to cooking.
This was too much. "Sniff... I'm sorry Luffy." I'm not sure why I was apologizing... Probably to get on his good side, I've seen him angry once and that was scary.
First, being accused (I'm supposed to be sneaky). Second, being attacked (my poor little heart was shattered). And third, my prank on Usopp seemed to be a total bust! ARGH!! TOO MUCH!
"Huh? Ed it's not your fault. I think he was more angry about Usopp drinking all the beer last night." Luffy's face turned grim. "I'm suprised he could even stand this morning." He walked off.
YES!! My Usopp frame was a sucess!!! I must investigate the results... As I start to leave...
"Sigh." I look back at Blondie, but he was still cooking. Oh well. Must be hearing things again.
I start out the door again. "SIGH!"
"Holy monkey spank! What do you want?!" I shout at the ceiling. That was the only logical place I could think of that the sigh was coming from.
"Are you just going to ignore me?"
"Eh?" I turned around and saw Blondie standing there with his arms crossed. Why wouldn't I ignore Blondie? Is something wrong with him?... Whatever.
I began to leave again. "Wait Ed-chan!! Please hear me out!"
I stopped and turned around slowly staring at him as if I was undead. 'What did he just call me?'
"U-uh, p-please?"
"1,000 beli." If I'm gunna listen to him whine, I want something for it.
"... Fine." Woah! Something really must be eating him! I signaled for him to go on.
"It's like this." I rolled my eyes as he sat down.
"LAND HO!!" Luffy screamed.
"..."
"What happened to Usopp?" Shouldn't he be screaming something about the land being a hoe?
"Hn? Yea Usopp... He's hog tied in the cargo hold. He took all the alcohol on the ship last night, so we decided he stays down there until we hit land." He got up and went bank to cooking.
Looks like he don't wanna talk no more... Oh well. I felt kinda bad for him... I think. I probably wanted to know his secret more than anything really. Jerk.
I wen't back out to the deck looking for my good friend Nami to get the full results on Usopp.
"Nami!?" Man that chick was never around when you needed her. So I went back to my room to update my revenge journal. I was seriously concidering giving it a name, like Yuki or Scooby... Yeah, I like Scooby.
"Let's see..."
Luffy - -1 - What can I say? I like me a compliment!
Usopp -0- He really should watch his mouth from now on.
Zoro -50 billion!!!- How dare he accuse me!! He shall never see the end of this! (Demonic laugh)
Blondie -1- For teasing me with 1,000 beli and a secret. I grr at him.
"Yep, that should do it." I look my list over and go back outside.
"ED LOOK IT'S AN ISLAND!!!" Luffy screamed and pointed at what looked like a chunk of dirt getting larger and larger.
"Nooo, I thought it was a waffle iron." I said sarcastically. He looked back at the island.
"Really?... Well if you squint your eyes it kinda does..." Note to self: sarcasm has no effect on Luffy... His hat must deflect all of my sarcastic remarks... Hmmm it must have a greater purpose than I had originally thought.
"Hey how much longer 'till we get there?" I ask.
"About an hour." Good that's an hour of torture... Hmmmm, what to do, what to do. Bugging Zoro was out of the question, Usopp was tied up at the moment (lierally), Luffy had no reason to be tortured right now, Nami was playing hide and seek (and very well at that) so that left Blondie...
"Oi, Blondie." He made me nervous sometimes.
"Hm." He was crying.
"Ack! Don't cry! What happened? Are you hurt? Do you need a boo-boo band?" For some reason when people cry I get all mommy like.
"Huh?" Blondie looked up from his work. He was cutting onions.
"Oh, nevermind..." I felt really stupid now. Why would Blondie get hurt and why would I even care?
"Yeah." He continued his chopping session. Was he even capable of saying anything more than one syllable?
He just kept cooking so I just kept watching. Wow. This situation was getting awkward. Lets fix that. "SANJI HAS HAIRY TOES!!" I scream.
"Wha?" He looked up, slightly annoyed.
"SANJI HAS HAIRY TOES!!!" I yell again, hoping for a better result.
"Stop." He didn't even bother to threatin me. So I took that as an invatation to tell everyone else. I ran around all of boatie screaming 'Sanji has hairy toes!'. Until he offered me food to shut up, by saying 'here' and shoving a dumpling in my mouth. Someone sure was a sourpuss today. I'm not pointing any fingers here. Blondie... Now there was nobody to play with. How sad.
I wen't back out to the deck again and decided to draw with Luffy's crayons and handy-dandy notebook. I ended up drawing a beautiful picture of a blue dog and a man wearing a green stripped shirt.
Suddenly the sulking chef came out of the kitchen. "Eat..." I obyed his one syllable command, wondering what was so wrong with my food machine that I walked straight into Zoro.
He gave me his 'death glare' so I tried to give him one back. But compared to his mine probably wouldn't even scare a blind kitten. So I gave up on that and shoved my finger up my nose to remind him of his little glue 'accident'. He just stalked away cursing.
Everyone was acting weird today. Except Luffy. Nothing penetrated his hat! (I even noticed he seemed to get smarter when he took it off) Zoro was angry with the world, Sanji wouldn't talk and Nami was missing. So it was just me and the guys. Yet another awkward situation.
"Luffy! Stop stealing my food!" It was mine! It is clearly on my plate, in front of me! What made him think he had the right?
He started to pout. "But I'm still hungry! Please share!"
How is it my fault he inhales his food like it's air? Ugh. "Fine here. I don't like it anyway." That was a huge lie. It was super yummy in my tummy! I look at Blondie to see if I got any kind of reaction, but nooooooo he just shrugs. What is the world coming to?!!!
And this is where I leave off for today. I know you have so many questions like, whats up with Sanji? Who took Zoro's swords?
Where on Earth is Nami? And can you really use toasters in illegal cloneing experiments? All shall be answered... Next time!! DUN DUN DUN!!!
YAY! Finally finished!! The little voices in my head said "Hey you dummy stop typing! It's long enough so be happy!" And I always listen to the voices... ha ha!! Please Review!! Thanks oodles!