Okay this is the last chapter!!! XD. Once again not much to say... Oh wait!!! I must thank mihawklover for all of your awesome reviews!!! I applaud thee!

Disclaimer- I don't own One Piece... If I did ZoSan would be an official pairing, weather they liked it or not!

Mushi mushi, my sweet diary. Time to wakey-wakey! Are you excited? Good.

The story continues...

We had all finished eating and there was a few more minutes before we docked, so I dedicated myself to finding Nami.

"NamiNamiNamiNamiNami!!!!! Where are you?" I looked everywhere, where could she be?

"Luffy! Nami's cheating! No matter how many times I say 'Olie Olie Oxen Free' she wont come out!!" Luffy frowned. "I know it's terrible!!"

I looked around again and realized that I haven't checked the cargo hold.

"Yo! Can I go and get Usopp?"

Zoro overheard me and starting screaming, "Hell no! He can rot down there!!!" I took that as a yes.

"A pickle a day keeps the door to door salesman away!!"

"We're on a ship!!" Zoro yelled.

"What does that have to do with anything?" I didn't care anymore so I just went down into the cargo hold.

When I got in there I didn't see Usopp. "Oi! Whiny pants, where you at?"

"Go away! You did this to me." I hear him groan. "I didn't do anything to deserve this cruel and indecent torture."

I found him lying between a couple barrels. There were gnaw marks on them.

"Uhhhhh. Yes you did jerk." I pulled on his nose. "What are you a termite?" I point at the chew marks.

He glared at me. "I've been down here all day! I was starving!"

"So you eat wood?... Sure thing then termite! Have you seen Nami lately?"

"For pete's sake! Stop calling me termite!" I gasped.

"What will happen to Pete?!" I grabbed him by the overalls, because he doesn't wear a shirt (has he no modesty?) and I proceeded to shake him.

"Wh-at?" He asked.

"What will you do to Pete?!" See I do learn things from Zoro.

"I'm. Sor-ry! Nami's in the ba-ck!" He says though shakes.

"Huh? Okay! Thank you! Remember that teddy bears are really demonic robots in disguise!!" I let go of him and began heading toward the back when I could have sworn I heard Usopp say something along the lines of 'What's wrong with that girl?'

It wasn't the first time I heard someone say that, but I have come to the conclusion that they were weird and I am the totally normal one. They're just not used to my daily routine, thats all.

I had kept on searching for Nami. "Man it's dark in here! I can't even see how big the place is!!"

WHAM. I found the wall. It turns out it was conveniently placed in front of my face. As I rub my nose I can hear giggling. I look over in the corner and I see Nami.

"Nami! Look, I see you!"

"Get away from me you... Freak!" She yelled.

"Sniffle... I thought you were my friend Nami... Why don't you love me?" I fell to my knees and started crying. I saw she was clutching Zoro's three swords. Then it all came to me. "Ha! You silly sneak!"

"You poured all of our precious alcohol into the sea! So now I'm getting you back! I knew all along you were just a troublemaker!" She shook her fist at me.

"Woah... You pulled the ultimate prank!! I worship you!" I stared bowing from my knees. "All hail Nami! All hail Nami!" I chanted.

"Are you finished?"

"No." I continued chanting a few more times, but stopped when Nami kicked me. "Ow... I'm telling Zoro!!" I cried.

"Oh and what is Zoro gunna do huh?" She was mocking me. I could tell.

"This!!" I got up and stole the swords from her grip.

"ZORO! ZORO! I FOUND YOUR SWORDS!!" I screamed while I ran back up to the deck with Nami in hot pursuit.

"Where?!!!" I heard Zoro yelling as I got up to the deck. When I saw him I screamed.

"RIGHT HERE!! NAMI HAD THEM!!" I held up the three swords above my head.

"Dammit Ed! I'm going to kill you when I get my hands on you!!" Nami screeched from behind me.

"Nami YOU took my swords?" Zoro said threateningly to her as he retrieved his swords from me. He just took them and I was a little disappointed. I was at least expecting a pat on the head for being a good girl for once.

"What this I hear? Nami is back?!!!" Sanji came bursting out of the kitchen doing is weird mating dance. I think he is really some kind of bird. He went over to Nami and began doing his usual courting rituals.

'Maybe he was suffering from Nami withdrawals... Freak.'

"Hey magic brow get away from that thief! I need to teach her a lesson... In pain."

And thus the HUGE fight came. Fist it was just Sanji and Zoro, then Nami joined in. She was pissed off 'coz Zoro kept threating her while he was fighting Sanji, then Luffy came and joined in 'coz he thought it looked like fun, then Usopp crawled out of the hold crying to himself, then he started yelling things on the sideline 'coz he was too scared to even join in.

All of this created a huge racket. It was so loud the people on the island could hear them. Which reminded me... It seemed we had already docked. This was my golden chance.

"FREEDOM!" I scream as all the crew members start to advance on me, well all but Luffy, he was rolling around on the ground laughing his head off for no particular reason. "MAH-HA!" I yell at them as I jump ship.

I just randomly ran around the island for a few hours yelling 'Rusty spoons!' and 'Pudding skins!' to the passerbys. Once I got bored of pretending to take candy from children I went back to the dock searching for my so called 'crew', but they were... gone.

"Oh that's so not buena." I scratched the back of my head trying to think of a solution for all of this. 'I can't get stuck on this island too!'

When the Straw Hat crew had first found me, I had been abandoned before and lived on the island for a few months, that's why everyone knew me. I never understood why the people actually liked me, maybe I brought some spice to their lives!

"Oooooo! Lookie another shipy poo!" I see a large ship docked. It was sailing a jolly roger, with a skull and cross knives. "Ooooo! Looks dangerous!" I climb aboard to see that no one was there. 'BWA HA HA!' I laugh demoniacally to myself.

I grab a bucket of soap and water and begin scrubbing the deck, singing "Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share! Clean up, clean up, --" I was cut off when someone tapped me on the shoulder. "Eh?" I turn and look behind me to see a one-armed man with red hair standing behind me.

"Who are you and what are you doin'?" He asked. Man he had the most incomprehensible accent I've ever heard!

"I'm ED and I like Bubbles!!!" I grinned all silly like.

"You look like your enjoying yourself there lad. You lookin' to be a pirate?" Grrr. It's the gender confusion all over again.

"Uhhh, sure am mister!"

"How 'bout you be a deck hand for me and my crew then? You look like you could make yourself useful."

'That's what you think!' I thought smugly to myself as I just grinned again and nodded my head to the red haired man.

And so it started all over again... BWA HA HA!!!

Yay! The End!! It took me forever to think of the ending because Ed doesn't really seem like the type of person that would just give up, so I figured she needed someone else to doom. Hope y'all had fun reading this! Thank you!