"Okay, that movie just plain sucks. Batman isn't even real, and if you think I'm gonna sit through an entire TWENTY-FOUR EPISODES, you've got another thing coming." Dazzler warned. Kitty moaned.
"Aww, c'mon Ali! You love comics." Ali stared at Kitty like she'd sprouted horns.
"You, Katherine Pryde, are nuts. I have no interest in that ridiculous cult, whether or not we have our own comics or not. They're so cheesy!" Ali said, tossing the four disc DVD set back onto the shelf. Kitty ran to catch up with Ali, looping her arm through Ali's crossed arms.
"You know you love comics." she teased, then leaned up close to her ear. "I know because I found your stash of ... Spider-Man comics."
Ali's face went pale.
"W-what are you talking about! I don't even like him!" She protested as Kitty skipped ahead and hid in the clothes section. Ali stood on the outside of them, looking in with disgust. She did all her shopping at Hot Topic, and these cheap imitations. Walmart was a complete bore for her.
After finally picking out a good movie and a boatload of snacks to keep the X-Men well fed, they paid for their order and left. Ali was driving the BMW she had "borrowed" down the empty streets that led to the highway. She and Kitty were rocking out to The Killerz when something fell from the sky, and onto the car. Kitty screamed as Ali slammed on the breaks, trying to see past the body and the shattered windshield. Once they came to a complete stop, they exchanged glances and shoved the doors of the car open. Kitty gaped, backing slowly away.
"Is that...?" she gasped. Ali looked twice as shocked.
"The... Joker?" That earned Ali a look of confusion. Ali's eyes widened. "Alright so I do watch it every now and then, yeesh!"
Kitty looked at the body with uncertainty.
"So... What do we do with it?" she asked, poking the purple jacket. Ali's eyes widened further looking pale and scared. Kitty frowned. That wasn't like her.
"Give him to me.." answered a low gravelly voice. Kitty jumped at the voice behind her and turned slowly, seeing the face of the Dark Knight of Gotham standing just behind her. She nodded and took a few shaky steps out of the way. Joker groaned as Batman cuffed him and threw him over his shoulder. He walked a few steps into the shadows and was gone. Ali blinked, with Kitty right beside her. They exchanged stunned looks.
"Now what are we gonna do about getting home." Kitty sighed.
"Did you see that?"
"Yeah I did."
"No seriously, he's... I can't believe... He's real?" Kitty cracked a smile.
"Told ya so. Now, how do we get home."
"Oh."
"Ali?"
"My."
"Ali!"
"Gosh!"
At this point, Kitty decided to let Ali blubber in her own mind while she attempted to contact Jean or Charles telepathicaly. Are you guys there? She thought.
Yeah, whats wrong, Kitty? Jean answered. Kitty saw Ali huddling in a little ball beside the car.
We have a girl down. She mused, still smirking at the wigged out Ali
A/N: That has got to be the dumbest one I have EVER written. I wanted to do this, but it just didn't turn out right. If you have a better way to intro a character you think the infalible Ali doesn't believe is real, please, send me a copy of a rewritten form of this, and I'll happily put you on my faves list and you will be mentioned in the next chapter of all my stories...
Godsspiker!