"Oh my god! Sasori! I can't believe we are going to be at the Leader's condo in forty-five minutes!" Hidan said as they got closer and closer to Miami.

"I know, man! Hey, when we get to Oceanside Estates, we have to punch in a code that will take us up a private drive to the condo." Sasori said.

"Sweet! Oh god, this is going to be our greatest vacation in years! Tonight, let's eat one of those shrimp rings on the balcony and celebrate our constant criminal intent!" Zetsu said. It was very clear that everyone was getting very excited about the arrival in paradise.

"Okay, time to trade, yeah." Deidara said handing a half consumed milkshake to Marisol. Marisol traded with him, yes it was a little odd but this was their 'thing'. It was Itachi's idea to stop for frozen dairy treats but it was always Deidara and Marisol's idea to trade halfway through their milkshakes.

"Hey, Itachi, if I were an ice cream sandwich……how would you eat me, yeah?" Dana asked. Itachi smirked.

"Dana, baby….I'd lick all the cream out of your layers." Dana laughed like crazy and continued eating her cranberry gelato. Of course, she nearly made Itachi wreck trying to give him some of it. No one said anything for what felt like 3 minutes.

"Oh my god! Dana! Did you just use that ice cream line on Itachi, yeah!? Dana! You are so my sister and I so taught Itachi that response, yeah. Oh my gooooooood! Dana! Who taught you that filthy little line that works every single time, yeah?" Deidara demanded.

"You're girlfriend, yeah." Dana answered still laughing. Deidara thought really hard for a moment.

"Oooh that's right, she did know about that line because of course she just HAD to use it on me and then naturally what do I do, yeah? I just spread her apart and…"

"Deidara, shut up, we all know you have three tongues." Itachi said completely pissed.

"Huh? What does me having three tongues have to do with anything, yeah? Deidara asked still drinking Marisol's Chocolate Raspberry milkshake. "Wait, are you talking about that one time when you walked in and I had Marisol on top the washer and we were…." Dana quickly cut Deidara off.

"Hey! Look you guys! We are so coming out of Orlando, yeah! Dana exclaimed.

"That means we'll so be there in like….3 hours or something!" Marisol said.

"So, what exactly did you do on top the washer, yeah?" Dana asked Marisol softly.

"Come here." Marisol yanked Dana's ear over towards hers.

"How deep is the ocean?" Tobi just had to ask Kakuzu.

"Tobi, the ocean has various depths, it's not just one depth."

"But….about how deep is it?" Tobi pressed the issue more.

"You can't judge it! It changes!" Kakuzu said.

"Well, how can I measure it while we're here?" Kakuzu sighed.

" Tobi, you can't just go measure the ocean."

"Guy, guys, guys." Hidan shut everyone up. There was a long pause. "We have arrived." The van was right outside the Oceanside Estates gate. Hidan punched the security code in and the gate opened up the private drive towards the condo. Everyone was silent as they admired the higher standard of living around them.

"Do you realize we are exactly 5 minutes from downtown Miami?" Sasori asked whoever would answer him.

"That's so incredibly amazing, yet I can feel my self esteem slowly slipping away as I compare myself to the beautiful people of Miami." Kisame said. It was a short drive back to the building where the condo was located.

"Oh my god! We're here and….the beach is on the other side of this building!" Tobi said clambering for the door. Everyone quickly piled out of the van and Sasori pulled the keys of the condo out of the glove box.

"Alright let's everyone grab a lot of crap and head t the elevator. It's condo number 7B, it's the one on the top floor." Sasori instructed. Thirteen minutes of hauling crap later, Sasori opened up the condo. "Holy……shit." Sasori said nothing else he just stood there in the condo entrance…..the overly gorgeous oceanfront condo entrance. Kisame was about to drop everything he had in his arms however he looked over Sasori into the huge living room of the condo. Everyone was staring at the ocean through the back wall of the condo that was nearly glass.

"Would anyone like to tell me why the leader had never before told us about this place, seriously?" Hidan asked.

"I don't know Hidan, this place is the bitch." Zetsu said as everyone filed into the monstrous condo. Kakuzu and Tobi started unloading the food into the kitchen.

"Man, this is so amazing! No Itachi and Deidara to ruin our perfect lives at this moment! No screaming and running towards the balcony to admire the fact that they are just as pretty as everyone else on the beach!" Sasori proudly proclaimed as he examined the condo.

"Hey how many bedrooms are in this place, who's going to stay with who?" Kisame asked.

"Well…." Sasori looked around ad he quickly found the gigantic master bedroom. Once again he was staring blankly. Kisame and Zetsu joined him.

"No, no Sasori…..you better do the right thing. You can't have it or you'll know who'll come in here and beat your ass for this room." Zetsu said.

"It's mine Zetsu, Itachi has everything he doesn't get this." Sasori said.

"Dude, I don't mean to kill your buzz right now, but seriously……Itachi will kill you for that." Hidan said.

"Fine." Sasori was pissed. "But I get second pick." He quickly added.

"Do you think we should stop somewhere and get liquor before we get into Miami, yeah?" Dana asked Itachi.

"Yeah, Dana we should."

"Itachi, your driving sucks a lot of ass, yeah." Deidara said calmly.

"Shut up." Was his reply.

"Okay, Itachi, baby give me and Marisol 40 dollars and let us do the rest. You two aren't very good at picking out alcohol, yeah." Dana said.

"What do you mean we're not good?" Itachi asked her.

"Well, last time you two got the margarita mix…but no tequila. You got ice, but no blender, you got vodka but no cranberry juice for the martinis, yeah." Dana could have gone on but she didn't. And so at only 20 minutes outside of Miami Dana and Marisol went into the most convenient liquor place. It was hard to believe that they had made it this far. The current time was 6:00 in the evening, they would only be 40 minutes behind everyone else. Of course, Itachi had made up for them getting lost by driving 80 miles per hour through the center of Florida.