"Damn it Deidara! Quit punching random numbers into that stupid gate security keypad!" Itachi yelled at him.

"Itachi, I'm trying to get us into the gate, yeah! One of these codes has to work! Wait! I could just blow the gate up, yeah! Okay, let's move the car, yeah. I'll explode this bitch!" Deidara said confidently.

"Deidara!! You stupid fucker! You can't blow up the gate! Marisol has a cell phone, we'll just call Sasori to get the code!" Itachi was getting so pissed.

"Okay, okay. Itachi just calm down I'm getting out my phone to call Sasori." Marisol said quickly dialing Sasori and handing the phone to Itachi. Sasori answered the phone calmly.

"Hey Itachi, where are you guys, I'm lying here on the balcony slowly drinking Corona and…." Itachi cut Sasori off.

"Shit the hell up Sasori and give me the code to get into the access road!" he shouted.

"You know Itachi, I wouldn't have to give you the code at all. I mean you really pissed me off this morning and we're are really having a relaxing evening up here without you."

"Sasori! Shut the fuck up and give us the damn code!" After some more incessant arguing with Sasori Itachi finally threatened his life and Sasori gave him the code. The gate slowly opened up and the four of them admired the beautiful drive ahead. It was 9:30 in the evening and it was time to make their grand entrance into the condo grounds.

"Oh! Marisol! Come sit on my lap the rest of the way in, yeah!" Deidara encouraged her. Of course she wasn't going to say no, so she climbed in on his lap……short skirt and all. It was time to ruin everyone else evening…..

10 bad driving minutes later….

"Hey, hey Kisame……do you…..hear massive bass, seriously?" Hidan asked. Kisame listened as he opened up a Bacardi Mandarin Orange malt beverage.

"No I don't hear anything." He answered.

"Seriously, listen I'm hearing…..really loud……rap. What is up with that?" Kisame and Hidan opened up the door of the condo only to look out and hear Young Jibbs "Do Your Chain Hang Low?" blasting from down the road. Then a matter of moments later the Mercedes appeared and Itachi made the final turn so sharply that Dana nearly went flying out of the back seat.

"Hey guys, the dumbass wagon has arrived." Kisame yelled into the condo.

"You really shouldn't put those girls in that category." Zetsu said.

"I don't know I mean they sleep with those two so they are beginning to slip into the same category." Kisame said.

"It's about time you get here!" Kakuzu yelled stepping out to the front of the condo."

"Well, we got a little bit lost which ended up putting us like 2 hours behind." Itachi said getting out of the Mercedes and popping the trunk.

"Hi Kakuzu, yeah!" Dana called up to him. Deidara had his hand wrapped around Marisol's and so he led her around to the trunk to start unloading stuff, of course there was no way in hell Deidara would let Marisol carry any luggage so instead he handed her a hanging bag of clothes. Tobi ran out to the front of the condo to check things out.

"Hey guys! Hey guys! Guess what! I found my water wings and my seahorse float ring!" Tobi declared.

"That's wonderful Tobi." Itachi said completely uninterested. Finally, Itachi, Deidara, Dana and Marisol stumbled to the elevator with loads of luggage. Once inside the condo Dana screamed like the girl she was.

"Like oh my god! This place is soooooooooo beautiful, yeah! Dana screeched dropping her luggage in a pile.

"Yeah well uh…..you and Itachi get that room over there on your left." Kisame said reluctantly.

"Seriously?" Itachi said suspiciously walking over to the master bedroom. He opened up the door. "Holy shit! Dana get the hell in here."

"You NEVER EVER say hell to my sister, yeah!" Deidara said more than pissed.

"Shut the hell up Deidara you haven't seen what's in here!" Itachi said. Zetsu rolled his eyes.

"Well, our time of peace and solitude is officially over." Deidara went into the master bedroom.

"Holy shit! Dana get the hell in here, yeah!" Deidara yelled at her. Dana screamed the minute she stepped inside the bedroom.

"Chances are we don't see those two the rest of the vacation." Hidan said. Sasori came calmly strolling in from the balcony with his beverage.

"Well, well, well. Look who's finally here." Sasori said to Marisol.

"Yeah, we so made it. You know Itachi makes me a little nervous in the car." Marisol told him. Deidara returned from the master bedroom while Itachi and Dana unpacked.

"Sasori! Danna! We're here, yeah!" Deidara said happily scooping Marisol up in his arms. "Hey! Where is our room, yeah!? Deidara asked kissing her forehead.

"It's that door over there." Sasori said dryly. Deidara put Marisol down and they both hauled too much luggage into their room.

It wasn't 20 minutes that Dana came out of the master bedroom and Sasori nearly choked on his alcohol, Kakuzu screamed and ran into the other room and everyone else just stared. After like 5 minutes of Sasori choking and no one really caring that he was choking, he finally managed to say something to Dana.

"Oh…..oh…….oh my god! Dana…..is that….seriously even a swim suit!?" His voice had gotten all high and squeaky.

"What do you mean of course it's a swim suit, yeah." Dana said wrapping the coordinating cover-up around her waist.

"But……but…..but….but…but….there's nothing to it!" Sasori exclaimed, his voice still squeaky. Dana was wearing a Calvin Klein light blue bikini that showed off pretty much every curve of her body she had. Itachi came of out the master bedroom dressed in his stunning DKNY swim trunks he had taken out of Deidara's suitcase the night before and his Calvin Klein t-shirt. After all, he liked to match.

"Sasori! I love this swim suit, yeah! Is there really something wrong with it?" Dana asked now feeling self conscious.

"No, no, no, no, no! There is NOTHING wrong with it, seriously." Hidan added quickly before Sasori could say anything.

"Dana, you're going to need this sweatshirt I'm sure, you'll get cold on the beach." Itachi said searching for matches in the kitchen for their bonfire. Dana got in the fridge and pulled out the remainder of the Bacardi mandarin orange malts. Itachi and Dana quickly left and just when Sasori was starting to regain composure Marisol and Deidara walked out of their bedroom and Sasori started choking again.

"Oh my god! Look! My Dolce and Gabbana heels match my swim suit! I didn't even realize this until I put them on." Marisol was so thrilled.

"Marisol……can I tell you something….." Hidan said reluctantly.

"Sure!" She said happily.

"If you wear that outside of this condo….no one will be looking at your shoes." Marisol laughed.

"Oh, oh, oh Hidan you are funny! Dana's the one with the rack not me!

"Marisol….you don't have to have a rack to be amazingly HOT, seriously." Hidan said. Marisol just laughed some more, it was obvious she didn't really believe him.

"Marisol! How do I look, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"I could so tear your clothes off of you right now!" she said.

"Good! That was the response I was hoping for, yeah!" Deidara said wrapping his arms around her. "Do you want to know what I could do to you right now, yeah?" He said softly to her. Marisol laughed.

"Oh I can feel….." Sasori cut her off.

"Get out of here both of you get out, get out, get out!" Sasori was not pleased.

"God Sasori it's not like I'm going to make love to her right here, yeah! I would at least wait until you are too drunk to know, yeah!" Deidara said holding on to Marisol's hand and holding on to their beer in the other. "Come on baby, let's go unwind, yeah." Deidara told her. And they disappeared out of the condo, while Hidan quickly got the biggest glass of water he could find to fix the dry mouth problem he had just acquired since Dana and Marisol had appeared.

Welcome to Miami! Bienvenido a Miami! It's going to be a crazy 7 days…..