"Okay, Hidan on the count of three we pull this dumb ass out of the filter, take him back to the condo and lecture him about why you aren't supposed to swim into pool filters!" Kisame said more than pissed.

"I thought it looked fun!" Tobi whined as he splashed water everywhere.

"Shut the fuck up Tobi!" Kisame yelled at him. An overbearing, overweight mother of an annoying toddler scolded Kisame for the fowl language….he cussed her out.

"1….2….3….PULL!" And Hidan, Kisame and Tobi went flying backwards into a palm tree. It was now time to drag him back up to the condo.

"And so last summer I was in Boston leading a women's march for breast cancer research, it was really a great event. I'll be done with me PhD from Rutgers Uiversity in European trade and commerce next winter. And when I'm less busy at work I'm a part time art gallery curator, but that's slipped by the wayside lately. I miss that." Sasori looked at Lola in amazement this was indeed the woman of his dreams. She had it all, she was beautiful, 37 years old, cultured, educated, successful, and articulate….pretty much everything Sasori was. "Wow, Sasori this Merlot is brilliant what do you think of it?" she asked.

"It's indeed a very tasty wine, well aged, nice bitter flavor. You know what, this wine would compliment fish or even pasta. How about we get a bottle and order some take out later and have dinner on the beach. And please know, I'm not trying to get any, I just think it would be nice. I've always wanted to have dinner on the beach." Sasori said. Lola was left speechless.

"Oh my god. No one has ever…I mean….yeah I'd love to do that. You know, I have a big blanket we could take with us to set everything on." Lola said. "Although I will need to change clothes for this, you know something after hours beach classy."

"Okay, well I have wine goblets in our condo." And so they made plans as the next wine and cheese sample was presented. "Oh wow, I always have smoked cheeses."

"Me too." Lola said placing a slice of smoked Gouda cheese onto a saltine for Sasori. "Oh and look, we get a desert wine this time. It appears to be raspberry." Lola said. Sasori poured her a sip of the wine.

"Oh Lola, this cheese is amazing. I'd love to have part of a wheel of this to take back." Lola tasted the cheese.

"It is delicious. You know we could split a wheel if you want to since the wheels are huge." Lola suggested. It seemed as they were having a lovely time.

"You know, I've wondered ever since Sasori mentioned this……what's with Deidara and the ballroom dancing thing?" Kakuzu asked counting pennies on the coffee table.

"Well, the story begins with Deidara's dad……you know how fathers and sons will do male bonding stuff. Go to baseball games, take a road trip, work on cars." Zetsu said.

"Yeah, me and my dad went to a strip club." Kakuzu said.

"O…..k……or that. Well anyway, when Deidara turned 19 he and his Dad spent a 2 weeks in Europe, one in his dad's home town of Milano, Italy and another week in Madrid, Spain hanging out with Manolo Blahnik and taking Latin ballroom dance lessons. So now both Deidara and his dad can salsa, meringue, conga, tango, rumba, cha cha and mambo like crazy. And Deidara is pretty damn good." Zetsu said.

"Manolo Blahnik? The shoe guy?" Kakuzu questioned.

"That's the one." Zetsu answered.

"Well that's definitely different." Kakuzu said. Just then Kisame, Hidan and Tobi appeared in the doorway.

"Where have you all been?" Zetsu asked.

"Oh we've been pulling Tobi out of the pool filter, seriously." Hidan answered.

"Tobi go take a shower and get those water wings off! You're all sunburned!" Kisame yelled at him.

"Hey guys! Don't mind me. I'm just going to do my hair and makeup right here because Dana is coming out here and we like so need room for me to work on her hair." Marisol said. The situation would have been a little better had she not only been wearing her pink bra and green and pink striped Victoria's Secret. "Oh my god! Get this, there is a Victoria's Secret three blocks down…Dana and I spent like close to a thousand dollars in there! You know, Deidara really likes me in pink. Everything he picks out for me is pink!" Marisol had to be one the happiest girls in the entire universe…..no one typically got excited over spending a thousand dollars.

"Hey, has my idiotic brother called here yet?" Itachi asked digging through a bag looking for some protective hair serum to prevent burning while using a flat iron.

"Nope no call yet." Kakuzu said.

"I bet that stupid ass didn't even know how to book a same day flight…he'll probably be here tomorrow." Itachi said rolling his eyes.

"Itachi, which one, yeah." Dana said holding up two designer dresses. Itachi just stopped and stared for a moment.

"But…..Dana…..they're both hot as hell……it's so hard to decide." Itachi was nervous.

"Okay, but which one would you rather feel me up in, yeah?" Dana just had to know.

"Oh god, Dana….honey I'd feel you up in both of those. They are both so perfect! Oh shit….um…..the one with the halter style neck." Itachi finally decided.

"Great! I can wear my Dior shoes with this one, yeah!" Dana was thrilled.

"God it must be awful to be Itachi." Kisame said sarcastically. Sasori had just come back from his wine and cheese tasting.

"Hey where's Marisol I uh……I'd like for her to work on my hair."

"She's getting ready for that Latin place…why do you need hair work." Zetsu asked suspiciously.

"Because I'm having dinner on the beach tonight with Lola."

"You are so going to get laid." Hidan said.

"Shut the hell up Where is she?" He didn't have to wonder any longer. Marisol appeared again with what appeared to be her ballroom shoes and a lovely artificial flower that she was planning on pinning in her swept up bun. She already had rhinestone wrapped around the base of it.

"Hey listen uh….Marisol do you have time to help me with my hair. I'm having dinner tonight with a true lady and I want to look nice. I mean….I never do anything with my hair." Sasori was truly distraught over this.

"Sasori, I always have time to help others with their hair. Let me get Dana's large barrel curlers in and I'll work on you, it wont' take long." Now Dana was in the kitchen stripped down nearly to her underwear just like Marisol.

"Hey everyone else has plans, what are our plans tonight? Kisame asked Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu and Tobi.

"Oh great idea here! Let's get a pizza and we'll throw some beer in the cooler and let's take it down to the beach. We can have a bonfire and everything, really." Hidan said.

"That is a great idea! We won't be anywhere near Sasori and that Lola and we can just chill down there." Kisame said. And so it was settled. Kisame, Hidan, Zetsu and Tobi would head down for an evening on the beach. Itachi, Dana, Deidara, and Marisol would go to Caliente the mega trendy Latin ballroom club and Sasori and Lola would have a most lovely ocean front dinner. The night was starting to heat up in Miami.