"Oh my god, you look like something straight out of Havana." Itachi said as he stared mouth agape at Deidara completely suited up in his Latin ballroom attire complete with the Cuban hat. "And at the risk of sounding gay….I would want your ass if I were gay." Of course Dana and Itachi looked gorgeous even though nether of them knew a single thing about ballroom. "I still don't understand why we can't go to the club were your girl grinding her ass into your groin counts as quality dance moves." Itachi said.
"Because! We are so going there tomorrow and Marisol and I have waited for so long to…." Deidara didn't say another word.
"Oh my god! I like so knew he would have the biggest hard on of his life once he saw her in that Latin dress, yeah!" Dana said holding on to Itachi's arm.
"Holy shit…..Marisol….that so does NOT look like your practice dress, yeah." Deidara said.
"Ah, nino, es más hermoso y más fácil de quitar!" Marisol laughed and swept him out the door with her.
"Did she just fucking speak Spanish? Kisame asked preparing their cooler for the beach."
"Yep, she sure did. She just told my brother that her dress is more beautiful and easier to take off than her practice dress, yeah." Dana said. "I thought you knew Marisol spoke Spanish? Hello! Her last name is Chavez and she was born in Barcelona. When she speaks Spanish to my brother….well never mind, yeah. We're leaving. Have fun tonight!" And so the four of them left. Sasori was already on his beach pasta dinner date when his phone rang.
"Sorry Lola, I should take this."
"It's okay."
"Hello? Oh hey Sasuke. Alright I'll tell him, Bye." Sasori then called the condo. Hidan answered. "Hey, write down somewhere that Sauke's plane is landing here in Miami at 1:30 tomorrow." He knew Hidan would take care of the message.
"That was one of my friend's little brother. He's joining us tomorrow." Sasori explained.
"Oh that must be nice. It's always great when brothers can bond." Lola said watching Sasori cork their wine.
"Actually, I'm dreading his arrival; he gets so dramatic and crazy when he gets with his brother. I mean these two never ever get along and one is just as bad as…you know tonight is about you and I and not my retarded friends. Oh and Lola, you look absolutely amazing." Sasori said. Lola smiled.
"Thank you, you know this was a fabulous idea. I hope you like fettuccini, I got a dinner special for 2 and it included fettuccini." Lola said.
"It's just perfect." Sasori smiled. He realized right now he was truly happy the woman was the pinnacle of sophistication. It must have been how her long auburn waves of hair blew in the ocean breeze or maybe how her green eyes danced in the setting sun, whatever it was Sasori knew this woman was one of a kind.
"Come on Tobi! Put the stupid plastic shovel away and dig us a hold for the bonfire like a real man!" Zetsu said.
"Dude, if we let him dig the hole, we'll never have a bonfire tonight! Come on, let's help him, really." Hidan said. "Kakuzu will be back with our pizza and we want to be ready for him." So Tobi was alleviated from duty and Kisame, Zetsu and Hidan started digging the hole. Of course, Tobi hadn't completely thought through where he was stading.
"Aaaaaggghhhh! Aaaaaaagggghhhhhh! Sand! Sand! I'm covered with sand!" Tobi screamed.
"Then stop screaming and move away from where we're digging!" Kisame yelled at him. Kisame had tolerated Tobi long enough and he was fed up with his stupidity. Twenty minutes later the hole for the bonfire was ready and it was ready for the wood and the lighter fluid. The lesson had been learned last year about the whole lighter fluid and how much to use when starting a fire. Fortunately, a very responsible Zetsu was in charge of starting the fire and within minutes a glorious blaze was in the hole. It was going to be a great night of male bonding. Soon Kakuzu appeared.
"Guys! Get this! I had to wait extra time on the pizza so I got 3 free two liters, 2 orders of cheesy bread sticks with sauce, a free pizza, and this load of napkins!" Kakuzu said delighted putting everything down beside the fire. Hidan started passing beers around the circle and of course a Capri Sun for Tobi. They were settled in for the evening.
"God, your hair is so incredibly hot and you know what baby, I am a total asshole because I was so busy being completely jealous of your brother's totally sweet suit that I never told you how incredibly gorgeous you look. I mean honey, you're amazing." Itachi told Dana as they sat in the totally trendy Latin club. Dana smiled.
"Aw, it's okay baby. I never told you I could just jump on your lap at any given moment, yeah." Dana laughed as she sipped on a margarita.
"Dana honey, you do that whenever you want." Itachi laid lusty eyes on her. The Latin club stage band announcer came over the mike. "Amigos! It's time for the Samba."
"Aaaagggh! The Samba" Deidara and Marisol nearly screamed in unison. Deidara grabbed a hold of her and the Samba began. Four other very Latin men had already tried to get a hold of Marisol but she rejected every one of them and Deidara absolutely loved bathing in Marisol's attention. And she loved Deidara being so protective of her.
"Itachi, I wish you would take ballroom with me. We could so be out there doing that, yeah." Dana said.
"I'm sorry sweetie. I'm just……god I'd step all over you. You know I'm better at the bump and grind." Itachi said.
"Yeah you are, but god look at them, yeah! Look at my baby brother and Marisol they have perfect ballroom chemistry, yeah." Dana said leaning on Itachi's shoulder.
"Are you sure that's not the chemistry of Marisol's hips directly in line with Deidara's groin?" Itachi said asking the waiter for another cranberry martini.
"Oh my god, Itachi! Wait until they do the tango, yeah. It's like……an orgasm on the dance floor, yeah."
"Baby, if that's the case we need to learn to do that." Itachi said. "But you know what, we will own their asses tomorrow! They have all this sensual well choreographed dance tonight…well tomorrow, it's about me and your ass tomorrow Dana!" Itachi proclaimed. Dana laughed. The more she drank the more she worked her way over to Itachi's lap.