Well, Akatsuki had survived the first day of their trip. It was now 9:00 in the morning. Sasori was just coming in the front door. Dana was already awake, sitting on the couch in her bikini waiting for Dana to come out of the bedroom. She was all smiling….that made Sasori nervous.

"Hey Sasori! Like where have you so been? Oh! Did you sleep with that….hot piece of ass!?" She asked getting her beach tote ready. Sasori shook his head, Marisol was innocent she couldn't help it she was so dumb.

"Marisol." Was all he said. Sasori smiled at her and went straight to his bedroom he was sharing with Kisame. Marisol blinked at least 30 times.

"What kind of answer is that?" she asked out loud. Dana finally emerged.

"Oh my goooooooooooood! Dana! I love that swimsuit!" Marisol nearly shouted jumping up from the couch with her beach tote completely JAMMED full of stuff.

"Thanks! Norstrom catalog, swimwear section Juicy Courture, yeah!" Marisol looked at Dana with gigantic blue eyes.

"I have to tell you something." She said.

"Oh my god, is this swimsuit like on sale this week, yeah? Because if it is…" Marisol cut her office and started whispering in Dana's ear. Dana's blue eyes were as huge as Marisol's.

"I knew it, yeah!" there was a long pause….and then….the screaming…..so much screaming. Deidara ran into the living room with his two favorite girls and started screaming with them

"Oh my goooooood! Why are we screaming, yeah!" he asked. Dana whispered something in Deidara's ear. Deidara didn't say anything at first and it was strange, this time no one seemed bothered by all the screaming. Usually that set someone off like hell.

"Oh, I already knew that. I was there, yeah." Deidara said.

"I just knew you were going to tell her you loved her on this trip, yeah! Of course….you've loved her for like….god 4 years, yeah. Anyway, YAY!" Dana was beside herself.

"Dana, do we have and tan accelerator in that bag?" Itachi asked flipping hair around before they left.

"We sure do, yeah." Dana answered. Good I need to accelerrate it before Deidara and me go get my stupid brother at the airport today. I will totally whomp his non tan ass in the 'who's tanner' contest.

"Oh my god! There's a contest, yeah?" Deidara asked grabbing Marisol by the hand as they all headed for the pool.

"No dumbass, now come on Dana looks gorgeous and I want to watch her from behind as she walks down the stairs. We need to go get the good seats by the pool." Itachi said. It didn't take long to get to the condo's ultra hip pool side retreat.

"Oh my god! Look at all those pasty white overweight tourists, they are like so not going to get tan with a box of donuts on their stomachs." Marisol said. "And, they have the good chairs."

"I have an idea." Leave it to Itachi to have all the ingenious ideas.

"Um, excuse me. Me and my friends here need these chairs. I heard there's a…." Itachi stopped and looked around for a moment trying to think of a way to convince these tourists to leave. "An all you can eat, make-your-own omelet bar in the lobby of the hotel next door!" And as stupid as this plan sounded….it worked. "Okay get over here." Marisol plopped her giant beach bag on the ground and passed out all the towels.

"Dana, your swimsuit….looks great." Itachi told her.

"Aww, thanks baby. Okay untie the back of me when I lay down, yeah." She said happily."

"Oh my god! Who wants a magazine!? I have Vogue, In Style, Cosmo, Allure, Elle, Glamour, Marie Claire and….Better Homes and Gardens? That's like…an old lady magazine." Marisol said.

"Oh! Give me the Cosmo! Deidara insisted."

"Sweet! I'll take the Allure Marisol, there's an article in this month's issue on nail enamel…I'm thinking a new color for Akatsuki." Itachi insisted.

"Hey Marisol! Before you lie down spread that tan accelerator on my back, yeah." Dana said.

"Okay!" Marisol started doing this but all hell was about to break loose because two guys on the other side of the pool thought Marisol had the greatest body in the universe….and they made it very clear.

"Oh my gooooooooooooooood! Those losers on the other side of the pool just said they would love to hit that, yeah……and they were talking about her! Oh my gooooooooooooood! Wait…." Deidara cut himself off and narrowed his eyes at the high-fiving losers across the pool. Approximately 4 seconds later, 5 coconuts knocked both of them out cold. Deidara bit his lower lip.

"Dude, you sent one of your birds into that coconut tree didn't you?" Itachi asked.

"I sure as hell did, yeah. No one looks at the girl I love in an impure manner and says 'hey I'd love to hit that', yeah." Deidara said flipping the pages. Marisol kissed him before basking in the glory of the Miami sun. How touching….

"Man! I feel like you and I are just new best friends." Zetsu said to Hidan.

"I know! I seriously had no idea you and I could possibly connect like that! Hidan told him.

"You know you and I….we should talk like that more often. I know now that I can lean on you man!" Zetsu said.

"Hey, always here for you, always here." Hidan reassured him.

"What's with Sasori? I heard Marisol talking to him and then he just went to bed?" Kisame asked joining everyone else in the room.

"The way I see it, he's either in love or he slept with that chick last night." Kakuzu said. "Hey! And what's with this replacing me with Zetsu!" he yelled at Hidan.

"Kakusu you and I….we don't connect…we just fight. Now me and Zetsu….we're right there." Hidan said. Zetsu agreed completely.

"Hey someone go knock on Sasori's door and drag his ass out here. I really want to go to Pottery Barn and get something for the leader since the dumbasses got the leader's wife's thong yesterday." Kisame said.

"There's a Pottery Barn in Miami? That seems so out of character, I always thought of Pottery Barn as being very…Midwest." Hidan said.

"Dude, are coming to Pottery Barn with us? Sasori?" Finally, Sasori's door cracked open slightly. "Go on without me….I have plans today." That was all he said and he shut the door.

"Okaaaaaaay, Sasori's acting weird. Come on let's go, he's not going. Kakuzu do you have the credit card?" Zetsu asked.

"Got it!" Kakuzu held the card up. It was probably going to be an adventure fighting traffic in downtown Miami. At least Itachi wasn't driving….