It had taken another 3 hours to return to the condo because of all the Miami traffic. Natrually Itachi screamed at every single car that cut him off but they had made it back alive. When they arrived at the condo, there was Marisol and Dana….in the kitchen…

"Oh my god! Look what we made! Pudding and ham and cheese sandwiches, yeah!" Dana said holding up their creations.

"Dana stirred the pudding and I measured the milk! Oh! And I pulled these slices of cheese apart!" Marisol said.

"Oh my god! You two are like….chefs or something, yeah." The sad thing is Deidara was completely serious.

"Oh hey Sasuke. Why is he wearing a turtle neck, yeah?" Dana wondered.

"I'm going to fix that right now." Itachi said glaring at him. Sasuke put his only bag down in the living room and followed Itachi.

"Wow, this place is really nice." He said examining the condo.

"I know, come on I think I have a decent shirt for you." Itachi pulled Sasuke away into the master bedroom to start going through the closet.

"Deidara! What are you wearing to CRAVE tonight, we have to start getting dressed soon." However Deidara couldn't answer that question because at that moment Sasori and Lola came through the door.

"Oh….you all are here…..uh…..hi." Sasori said a little nervously holding on to Lola's hand a little tighter.

"Oh my god! Is that the girl! Wow you are like hotter than I expected, yeah. Hey! You want some homemade instant pudding? Marisol, quit letting Deidara lick the pudding off your fingers, yeah." Dana whispered that last part.

"Oh, right! Here you go!" Marisol presented the messy bowl of chocolate pudding before Lola.

"I warned you." Sasori whispered. She smiled at them.

"Uh, no thanks. Do you….always cook in that…..outfit?" Lola asked. She was looking at Marisol and Dana, They were wearing a bra and super short shorts.

"We don't really cook that much. Oh my god! Do you want a ham and cheese sandwich?" Marisol asked happily.

"You know, I think Lola and I will just go spend some time on the beach without the sandwiches." Sasori interjected.

"Well, we are leaving for CRAVE in two hours so we so need to get dressed, yeah." Dana said. "Marisol, we rock this kitchen now come on let's go rock the closet, yeah." Dana said pulling Marisol out of the kitchen.

"Sasuke! What the hell!? You can't go to CRAVE wearing that! Good god it's….a horrible Shakira World Tour T-shit and jeans. CHANGE!" Itachi demanded.

"Into what?" Sasuke asked. Itachi rolled his eyes.

"Come with me." Itachi had to fix this. After two hours of primping Dana and Marisol had emerged scantly clad and amazingly slutty….they looked perfect. Itachi and Deidara were close behind but Sasuke was lagging behind.

"Sasuke get out here! Me and Deidara look hot our girls look hotter and you are still not out here…GET OUT HERE!" A self conscious Sasuke emerged wearing a skin tight light blue shirt and black pants.

"Why is it tight?" he asked.

"Hello!? You can't just wear giant over-sized shirts into clubs! You have to be desirable!" Itachi insisted. Even though Sasuke didn't understand Itachi's logic, the five of them left for CRAVE.

Soon after they had left, Hidan and Kakuzu came through the door with wicker patio furniture followed by a load of other crap from Pottery Barn.

"Wow! The Leader is going to love this wicker!" Kakuzu said.

"How the hell are we supposed to get wicker home?" Kisame asked. Hidan rolled his eyes.

"I'll be honest. At the time I thought the wicker was a good idea. But now that we have 6 pieces of wicker furniture to haul back…I'm not so sure. Oh and did I mention the umbrella?" Hidan said. "Hey are you Lola?" hidan asked.

"Hi and yes I am Lola, nice to meet you." Lola said shaking Hidan's hand.

"Hey I'm going to cook tonight. Me and Lola are having dinner on the balcony. What are you guys doing?" Sasori asked helping position the gross wicker furniture around the living room. Tobi bopped through the door with 4 bags of crap from Potter Barn.

"Oh my god! How much Pottery Barn stuff did you get?"

"Too much." Zetsu said dryly. "You know I think me, Kisame and Hidan are going to that oceanfront bar across from the condo. They have four dollar martinis from 8-10:00.

"Sasori, what are you fixing tonight?" Kakuzu said.

" Lola and I went to that fish market that Marisol was talking about and got some Mahi Mahi filets. So, I'm going to fix Mahi Mahi with rice and a side of steamed vegetables." Sasori answered.

"Well, I'll take Tobi to Burger King. I'm sure there's one somewhere in Miami. We'll leave soon." Within two hours everyone had left Sasori and Lola alone.

"Sasori, your friends aren't that bad. They kind of cute, in a…stupid kind ofway."

"That's right Lola in a stupid sort of way." Sasori said opening up their fish filets to prepare searing them.

"Of course I do have to say, the girls are really dumb. I mean they seem sweet but…dumb."

"As much as I like both of them. And as sweet as both of them are…I shouldn't even say it. I'm sure you already understand." Sasori said. And he continued with dinner.

Meanwhile at CRAVE, Sasuke kept tugging on his shirt and Itachi kept yelling at him for tugging on it. Once they got inside however, Sasuke saw a sight he wasn't expecting.

"Oh my god! What are my Konoha friends doing here?" Itachi looked in eh direction Sasuke was pointing and sure enough there was Hyuuga Neji with a very drunk Tenten on his lap. And not far away a bored Naara Shikamaru was making sure that still yet a drunk Yamanaka Ino didn't do anything stupid.

"Oh god you're unfashionable little friends are here. Actually the Hyuuga kid doesn't look bad." Itachi said grabbing Dana by the arm so she wouldn't get lost in the crowd.

"Itachi! We're 16! We're not kids!"

"Sasuke! You're 16 you're a kid compared to me! Now go play with your friends, we're going to the bar.

"Oh my god Marisol! Ladies get free shots until 10, yeah! Come on!" Dana grabbed Marisol and yanked her through the crowd towards the bar. It was only a matter of time before everyone was too drunk to see straight.

"Hey Dana! We could get free shots for Itachi and Deidara, of course not until we get them first!" Marisol said.

"Oh my god! Deidara you and Marisol may be beautiful Latin dancers…but Dana and I are going to own this place tonight." Itachi warned.

"But Itachi, there is a big different in ballroom dancing and Dana grinding her ass into you, yeah." Deidara said.

"Uh, yeah! Exactly! That's why she and I are going to own this place! Who wouldn't want her ass grinding into them." Deidara thought a minute.

"Well, I wouldn't really, but that's because she's my sister and everything, yeah." The night was young, but Dana and Marisol were already on their third shot and Sasuke was attempting to socialize with his Konoha gang, the only problem is that because Neji was so drunk all he did was repeat himself….this was going to be a long night…