It was 4:30 in the morning. Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi, Kisame and Zetsu were passed out asleep. Sasori and Lola were lying on the living room couch in the solitude of the darkness….until the door of the condo came flying open. Dana was laughing so hard it looked like she was about to pee her pants.
"OH MY GOD! MARISOL I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WON THE GIRL ON GIRL DANCE CONTEST, YEAH!"Dana said loudly. Marisol was laughing just as hard as she was and the four of them fell into the living room. All the commotion had scared the hell out of Sasori.
"Those fucking pieces of…" Lola cut Sasori off.
"Sasori it's okay really. We'll just lie here until they go to bed."
"I know you're okay with the fact that my friends are total asses but it's just the fact that they are so retarded and noisy all the fucking time!" Sasori said through gritted teeth.
Itachi and Deidara nearly knocked the girls over when they stumbled in the door behind them. As for Sasuke, well he was drunk but it was more of a 'oh my god I drank too much and I really need to get to bed' drunk. He and Neji ended up doing tequila shots as if they had always been buddies, that was until Tenten climbed on Neji's lap and then Neji's attention went completely elsewhere.
"HEY! HEY! HEY DANA! DANA!" Marisol called to her very loudly but then she turned around too quickly and banged her head into a door frame. "OH!" she squealed. Dana laughed even harder
"OH MY GOD MARISOL! OOOOOH GOD YOU JUST……OH HELL I DON'T' KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YEAH!" Dana yelled through her laughter. They were on the verge of waking everyone else in the condo up.
"OH MY GOD! I CAN'T SEE! I'M LIKE….BLIND OR SOMETHING! OH WAIT….THAT'S JUST BECAUSE IT'S DARK, YEAH!" Deidara said feeling around for a light switch but instead he tripped on the chair in the kitchen, fell into Marisol and they both ended up in a pile on the floor.
"SASUKE! SHUT UP! DON'T PISS ME OFF! DANA AND I ARE GOING DOWN TO THE BEACH AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU!"
"Itachi…..I didn't say anything." Sasuke said sleepily.
"SHUT UP! I'M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN."
"HEY! WHY ISN'T ANYONE AWAKE, YEAH?" Dana asked spinning around and throwing her arms around Itachi.
"DANA! HEY DANA! DANA WHERE ARE YOU!"
"I'M RIGHT HERE, YEAH." Dana said still just as loudly even though she was about ten inches from Marisol.
"IF YOU AND ITACHI GO TO THE BEACH GET FAR AWAY FROM THIS CONDO BECAUSE THERE ARE MEAN PEOPLE WHO GET PISSED IF YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX IN FRONT OF THEIR BEACH HOUSE!" Marisol always had words of wisdom at all the right times. After 20 minutes of Deidara and Marisol trying to stand up to get into their bedroom, the commotion was over. No one had noticed Sasori or Lola on the couch. Lola hugged Sasori close to her. It was a shame this Miami vacation would soon be ending….
The next morning Tobi was awake before anyone. Now, the one thing that everyone agreed on when Tobi joined Akatsuki is that he would ALWAYS be supervised in the kitchen. Well, here he was in the kitchen completely unsupervised digging through a box of Lucky Charms in order to find the prize inside. Of course, Sasuke had passed out in the kitchen from the night before and so little marshmallow bits kept falling all around him. Tobi was getting impatient and so he dumped the entire box of Lucky Charms onto the floor, most of it landed on Sasuke who slept right through it. Tobi squealed at the sight of the plastic blue and red Superman spoon that was perched on the top of the pile. Zetsu and Hidan were dressed and ready for their last day in Miami. However, they came into the living room only to find Sasori and Lola asleep on the couch and now the mess in the kitchen.
"It just can't happen we can never just wake up and have a nice pleasant morning where there are no boxes of cereal all over the floor, or Uchihas passed out in the kitchen." Zetsu said. Hidan shook his head.
"It was Sasori's turn to watch Tobi….Sasori isn't watching Tobi, seriously." Hidan said.
"God, Sasori is so responsible but of course he had to come down here to Miami and meet some woman. Well, Tobi has made a huge mess but he is pleasantly entertained with that spoon." Zetsu said.
"Um…Zetsu…is that a 'Girls Gone Wild College Edition Boxed Set' on our kitchen counter…..seriously?" Hidan asked.
"Yes, yes Hidan it is. And frankly….I don't want to know the story behind it. But my intelligence tells me that Dana and Marisol probably won that last night somehow. Come on let's go to that yoga class."
Sasuke, still asleep in the floor slowly opened his eyes. However, the world around him was somewhat blurry and he didn't notice Tobi eating a bowl of Lucky Charms with the Superman spoon. Sasuke immediately closed his eyes and went back to sleep on the kitchen tile. Twenty-seven minutes later a very sleepy Marisol emerged from the bedroom. Tobi had left the kitchen…but he also left his mess… Marisol didn't even notice it she just stared blankly until she noticed the condom that was sitting on the kitchen counter…the one Deidara was supposed to have used the night before….
"Hmmm…that's funny….this is still wrapped up…." Marisol said groggily. She paused for a long time. Finally, she gasped and her blue eyes shot wide open. However her reaction quickly died. "Oh….never mind…" Marisol yawned and looked at the clock. "Ten minutes….I take my pill in ten minutes…" she said to no one in particular. And equally exhausted Deidara appeared behind her.
"Marisol, do you have any headache medicine, yeah?"
"No….but I have a hug." She said.
"Awwwwww!" Deidara wrapped his arms around her.
"Hey…why is Sasuke covered in Lucky Charms?" Sasori was the next to begin to stir. Of course when he fell off the couch Lola woke up too….too bad both of them were naked under that blanket…..
"Kisame! Kisame are you ready!? I can't wait for those surf lessons today!" Kakuzu exclaimed walking into the now empty living room. After thirty minutes. Marisol had gotten into the shower, Sasori and Lola had gone out for breakfast. Sasuke was just waking up among the Lucky Charms and now Kisame and Kakuzu were preparing to leave for the surf lessons…..when Itachi and Dana appeared at the front door of the condo. Kisame stared at them both for a moment and then he moved in close to both of them.
"Oh my god….where the hell have you two been all night? Why are you carrying Dana?" Kisame didn't wait for a reply. "Oh my god! You smell…..horrible! It's a combination of alcohol, day old clothes, sweat…and I am not going any further." Kisame said.
"Move….my angel needs a shower and her thighs are very sore…I'm lacking my appropriate facial moisturizer…the sea air is very dry." Itachi said softly. Itachi disappeared into the master bedroom with Dana in his arms….