Pokegate

CH: 12 Proof and pokemon.

(Note we skip the proving and him fainting thank you for reading)

"Professor, professor" the old man could hear barely "Wake up Professor." He gradually regained consciousness, got up and groaned.

"Wha… What happened? Oh good it was just a dream." The professor said.

"If anybody's dreaming it's me." O'Neill said his voice full of sarcasm.

"Indeed, O'Neill we appear to not be dreaming." Teil'c stated.

"Wow, after seven years he's finally starting to get my jokes." O'Neill replied.

"Without a doubt O'Neill, I have finally have begun to assimilate your culture." Teil'c said as the professor started at them dumbfounded.

"So… I wasn't dreaming? Ugh," The professor groaned.

"Guys, we should make sure we keep this whole shrinking thing a secret so Team Tech doesn't get suspicious and attack us for information on the SGC." Carter suggested.

"Excuse me I can give you each a pokemon license so you'll blend in well with other trainers." The professor said.

"I think that's a great idea Professor Oak." Carter agreed.

Teil'c and the three not-children followed Professor Oak to his lab.

The Professor grabbed something off the desk and one to each of them. "This is your pokemon license and the pokedex version 1.99697."

"Um, excuse me but what's with the 99697?" Carter asked.

"Well we haven't gotten to version 2 yet so we improvised." Oak replied.

The Professor led them to a table. Five balls that were half red/half white sat there. The Professor pointed to them.

"These are pokeballs," He said, "You may each chose one and one only."

Teil'c easily grabbed one. The other three had to reach up to reach them.

"I hate being short." O'Neill muttered.

"Well you open them by…" The Professor was cut off as Teil'c accidentally pressed the button on the ball. A bright light flashed out and a small creature sat there.

Teil'c raised his right eyebrow at the sight of the yellow pokemon.

"This is Psyduck." Oak said.

Teil'c looked over the small pokemon. It was duck-like. It had three black hairs sticking out the center of its head and it had a small tail. Its hands were constantly on the sides of its head.

The Psyduck raised its right eyebrow as well.

"Look you already have something in common." O'Neill said sarcastically.

"It's a duck!" Daniel cried.

"It looks like it has a headache." Carter pointed out.

While looking at his pokedex O'Neill accidentally dropped it. It opened up and said, "Psyduck the psychic duck pokemon. When this pokemon uses its special power it doesn't ever remember doing so. It suffers from a constant headache."

"I didn't do it!" O'Neill cried.

"That's alright," The professor said, "That's just your pokedex talking."

"Interesting," Daniel said.

Daniel pressed the button on his pokeball. A light shown and out came a pokemon. Carter did the same.

In front of Daniel looked no more than a pink blob. Carter's was a cuter one that looked more like a rabbit and a fox combined.

"Great, you got a pile of goop and a bunny." O'Neill said.

Daniel opened his pokedex. "Ditto rearranges its cell structure to transform itself into other forms. However if it tries transforming relying only on memory it manages to get details wrong," It said.

Carter opened her pokedex, "Eevee has an unstable genetic make up that makes it evolve if exposed to one of various stones." It said.

"Which means?" O'Neill asked.

Ditto looked at O'Neill. It glowed white and in a second an exact copy of O'Neill stood there.

"You all saw that right?" O'Neill asked. The copy smiled and turned back into a pink blob.

O'Neill pressed his button. There stood a Wobbuffet. It was a blue blob only it stood up straight.

"That's a rip off." O'Neill muttered. He pressed the button again and it returned. "I want to trade." He said

He set that one down and opened the other ball. Out came a small mouse type.

"Pikachu," It said in a cute voice.

"Pika-what," O'Neill asked.

"That's a Pikachu," Oak said, "Careful he's got quite a temper."

O'Neill poked the Pikachu and shocked him and every one but Teil'c cracked up he and his Psyduck raised their eyebrow.

The end of the chapter please review tell me what you think any ideas would be welcome.