Tracing the Outline

Update! Oh. I've figured out where in the series of Naruto this takes place. If you watch the show on the internet then you know about the whole chasing Sasuke. Well it goes as far as the fight in the end with Naruto and Sasuke. In my version, Naruto wins the fight and Sasuke is brought to his senses. Gaara's a good guy, Shikamaru's a chunin, yada- yada. You get the picture.

"He hurt you," Gaara said softly. "I should have killed him."

"I get hurt all the time. But you should never kill someone Gaara."

Raven looked at him with fearful eyes and waited for his response.

"I'm sorry."

Raven gave him a halfhearted smile and wrapped her arms around his neck. Gaara hugged her back, and for the first time, neither of them wondered if this was love.

…

"So the guy says, what's with the nuts? And the bar tender says, What? They're complementary," Reese said smiling.

Starfire giggled to herself and clapped her hands. Jason shook his head in shame

"I don't get it," Naruto said confused.

Reese sighed. "Do I have to tell it again?"

"Please don't, I have a hell of a headache," Maniac groaned, pressing an ice bag to her forehead.

"Hey, we aren't the one's who had five gallon's of alcohol last night," Reese teased.

"Aren't the ones five gallon's blah!" Maniac mocked.

Reese let out an ear-shattering scream that made Maniac fall over gripping her head.

"Just for that I won't tell you anything about this morning."

"What? You found out that you're a lesbian?"

"Ha-ha. No. This morning we, me and Tsunade I mean, ran into Rae and Gar."

"And?" Reese asked hopefully.

"Nope, I don't think I'll tell you."

Reese screamed again Maniac rolled over on the ground.

"OKAY!"

Reese stopped and waited.

"Gaara bought Raven breakfast and they were all goo-goo flirty. Then an ass wad showed up, Gaara kicked his ass, and Raven all, oh! My hero. It was so cute."

"Finally, I was waiting forever for them to get together."

"You both sound like some idiot school girls."

Maniac and Reese glared.

"So where are they now?" Reese continued hopefully.

"Uh."

"Dot, dot, dot."

"Shut up! Gaara said something about a tour around the town slash village thing. Anyway, I was talking to Tsunade about this Roach guy…"

"Orochimaru," Sasuke corrected.

"Yeeeah. As I was saying. I don't see what the big deal is. Now, what I'm thinking is, if we stick around here for a while, this guys gonna get bored and A. give up. Or B. Come to us. Either or I'm game. Cause in the mean time, we are going to counter attack."

"No big deal? This guys a nut," Naruto snapped. "He's like all pale and has this long floppy nasty tongue that licks people like a snake."

"A dildo?"

Maniac smacked Reese upside the head. "Shut up retard. Naruto, I'm just not convinced."

"You guys weren't even close to taking on Kabuto," Sasuke said crudely.

"Point? That time I was trying to conjure lightning on a cloud free day," Maniac said defensively. "All I am saying is that we've taken on bigger dicks than this guy."

"I know I ha-"

Maniac elbowed Reese in the ribs before she could finish. "Now is not the time."

"Maniac, the Titans have taken on Trigon," Robin said cutting in.

"Whoop-dee shit. Did I ask for your life story, no. For your info, I have taken on the 1 demon more powerful then him. This guy is going to go down."

"You are lying out your ass," Jason remarked.

"Am not. It was that 1 guy."

"Oh yeah, I remember," Reese agreed.

"That guy? That was nothing."

"Exactly, how much harder is this dude gonna be?"

"Stop underestimating him!" Sasuke bellowed.

"Why?"

Sasuke shot her a glare. "Because."

Maniac waited for him to continue.

"You're out of your league."

"Just like when I tried to go out with that one rock star."

"I remember that to," Reese added.

"But I still got his cell phone number."

"Yes she did."

"And he called me. If I can get that to happen, I can make anything happen."

"Would you take this seriously?"

"When have I taken anything serious?"

"Never evidentially."

"Right, why should I start now."

"Maybe you should. Orochimaru is in a whole other class."

"Like hotdogs and steak. But I still eat both."

"Why can't you be serious?"

"Cause hon."

Maniac snapped her fingers and a bottle of sake appeared out of thin air.

"I have no worries."

Maniac downed half the bottle before setting it down.

"That's just who I am."

I know I took forever to update. I have such horrible writers block it isn't funny. Right now I've been pulling chapters out my ass until I get to the climax. I working on it seriously I am. But I am so not good at suspense. I need help. I need encouragement. I need a miracle to get out of this slump. I haven't updated any stories for almost a month. I hope someone liked this short crappie chapter.