Karaoke Party Chapter 2, a kingdom hearts fanfic

Terrorist puts a gun to my head "Say it!"

Me: "Alright! I don't own anything, it's all a lie!"

Chapter 2

As Sora and Demyx left the stage a random DJ appeared and began playing some dancing music, everyone 'Got down with it.' As Xemnas put it, and soon everything was a big mosh pit. After a while Xemnas took the stage again and silence reigned.

"Alright everyone I have no idea who should go next, so I'm gonna let you decide!" Xemnas held his microphone out to the crowd and listened. Ne one spoke for a while, until Cloud called out, "Axel you're up!" The assemble characters took that as the cue for him to get on stage and began chanting his name.

"Axel! Axel! Axel!" Unfortunately Axel couldn't be seen anywhere, after a few minutes of chanting the crowd died down and turned to the back of the room where, you guessed it, Axel and Tifa were still making out, however they had begun to remove their clothes.

"Alright break it up!" Sephiroth said as he ran back to separate them, "The author doesn't want to write those kinds of scenes, at least not yet."

"All right!" Xemnas exclaimed, "I have exactly two new ideas in effect now. First, Sephiroth will sing after Axel, which reminds me, Axel you are required to sing something that reminds you of your new girlfriend. Hahahahah! I am so going to make fun of you later!"

Axel slowly made his way to the stage, thinking of potential songs, he finally decided on a good one as he climbed onto the stage.

"Alright, what's up cast of KH2?" Axel yelled when he got to the microphone. Silence greeted him so he continued, "Alright this one goes out to Tifa! But I need some help so… Zexion, Marluxia, come on up here!" The two came onto the stage as Axel explained everything to them, after a while a song began playing

Marluxia talking
Oh my god
Zexion, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
But, you know, Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

Axel rapping
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horney
Ooh, Rumple-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and him that
She gotta pack much back

Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
tell them to shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And --, double up -- --
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
I got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt and gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I aint down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Everything was silent after the song finished, only broken by Roxas clapping enthusiastically, everyone else turned towards Tifa, who was staring open-mouthed at Axel, only then Axel realized his mistake. However before he could apologize Tifa began talking.

"Awww, Axel that was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! Thanks! Alright enough singing, I'm taking you to the back room."

Everyone cleared a path for Tifa and the stupidly grinning Axel. Everyone was silent for Aerith who blurted out: "I don't get it!"

Everyone laughed and awaited Sephiroth's musical début. He slowly made his way to the mic and took it out of the stand it was on.

"I would like to sing a song I hold very dear to me." With that very short statement he began the song. Surprising everyone a light upbeat tune came out of the speakers.

We Like To Party by Crazy Frog
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party

I've got something to tell ya
I've got news for you
Gonna put some wheels in motion
Get ready 'cause we're coming through
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
Happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
We'll be there for you

Chorus
The Crazy Frog is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Francisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party

Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
Happiness is just around the corner
Hey now, hey now, here's what I say now
We'll be there for you

We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party
We like to party
We like, we like to party

The Crazy Frog is coming, the Crazy Frog is coming
The Crazy Frog is coming, the Crazy Frog is..

Everyone stared at the antagonist of Final Fantasy VII as he completed a song by Crazy Frog, then they all suddenly burst into applause.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who will sing next? Will Sephiroth reveal he's gay? How will Cloud take it? Why am I asking you? Shall I make this a crossover with another show/game/anime and which one?

Seriously though, if you want to see ANYONE sing ANYTHING you can, even if they're not in KH2, hell I was thinking of throwing some Naruto people in their!

Wow that took me like 40 minutes to write!

Bye Bye!