Author's notes:

Hello everyone!!! I'm very happy because of two things…1 is that people reviewed my story, sure they're not much but at least they took time to read it and liked it…2 is that those who reviewed my story found my story interesting and I'm happy for that as well.

So once again I wrote this story during English class, but perhaps I should stop that. I have an upcoming test on my Socrates play and instead of listening I have been writing, so must listen more and write less but to tell you guys the truth its hard to concentrate when a good idea hits you.

Anyways, this chapter is part 2 of when the boys in blue discover they've turned to women. I have also decided that the ones who are turning into women are the Ichimura brothers, the three comedians, Soji, Hijikata, Saitou and Susumu…Kondou-san won't transform…I'm not sure yet…so alas here it is chapter IV…Read and review!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own peacemaker kurogane…all I own is the insane twist that the men turn to women…

Chapter IV:

Sano's a believer

"How's a guy supposed to sleep around here?" the looming figure spoke sleepily

"Holy Tokugawa! Sano is that really you?" Shinpachi asked in disbelief, Heisuke upon seeing his gigantic friend nearly collapsed from a heart attack.

"Ugly…so…so…ugly" Heisuke thought as he clutched his heart

"S-sano…buddy?"

"Huh? Who are you?" The giant of a captain asked as he rubbed his drowsy eyes, apparently he was not fully awake to notice the rather unpleasant change.

"It's me moron, it's me Shinpachi!"

"Shinpachi?" Sano blinked once, then twice as he adjusted his vision. "Shinpachi what the hell are you doing dressed as a woman! Take that disguise out, you're one ugly girl!" Sano exclaimed as he attempted to yank off the shinpachi's "wig"

"Told you, you looked bad" Heisuke sneered as he did his new trademark hair swish, once again hitting poor Shinpachi in the face.

"Heisuke, if you don't shut up soon I'll shorten your freaking life span!" Shinpachi threatened as he tried to pry off the large man's hands off his scalp.

"Baka! Baka! Baka! Don't pull my hair like that" Shinpachi screamed, rubbing his throbbing scalp.

"H-h-hair? B-b-but…its long…and…and…womanly…what the hell is going on?" Sano demanded.

"Apparently a curse"

The four men turned to face non other than the ghost seeing Hajime Saitou, apparently he too had been transformed. He still bore his trademark ponytail but his boyish features were now softer, pale yet flawless but apparently his bored and expressionless demeanor still remained.

"Hajime you too!" Heisuke gasped as he approached the eerie captain, "Hmmm…if it weren't for those always sleepy eyes you have you'd actually overpower me in the pretty factor" Heisuke smiled devilishly at Shinpachi.

"Once again don't start with that Heisuke!"

Sano who had been confused from the beginning continued to look on with a dumbfounded expression, "What the hell are you idiots doing dressed as women?" Sano demanded his finger pointing madly from Susumu to Shinpachi to Heisuke to Saitou. "Are we going on some sort of undercover mission? And what the hell is Hajime blabbering about some curse!"

Susumu sighed, apparently Sano had been too dense to notice the change and if no one were to set him straight right away the giant captain would remain clueless.

"Harada-san, take a look at yourself" Susumu said as he handed him a mirror

"Why? Is something wrong with my face?"

"Trust me buddy, you're face isn't the only one" Shinpachi said

"What the hell was that supposed to mean?" Sano took hold of the mirror and nearly fainted at what he was seeing, "I look…I look…"

"Finally he notices!" Shinpachi breathes a sigh of relief

"I look…I look…I LOOK LIKE KOUNDA-TAICHOU'S MOTHER!"

Somewhere in the Shinsengumi compounds a certain commander sneezed

Apparently Sano was still his giant self, apparently too giant for female standards. His messy hair was tied in a loose pony tail, but instead of his rugged features soft effeminate features were present but his seppuku scar still remained.

Susumu, Saito, Heisuke and Shinpachi slapped their foreheads, Susumu was about to commit seppuku but deemed the idea far too slow to end his life.

"You finally get it? You're a woman…just like us now…"

"I get it…you guys applied this woman stuff on me while I was sleeping…eh Shinpachi, you were trying to get back at me weren't you? This whole I'm now a woman situation is a scheme of yours to get back at me for nearly burning you in your sleep." Sano said

"Baka! This isn't a joke…this is real okay? Just as Hajime said we're under some curse"

"The body explains it all Sano" Heisuke retorted

Finally realizing the truth behind his friends words the giant of a captain screamed madly, "I'VE TURNED INTO A WOMAN!" Sano screamed

"Took you long enough" Heisuke smirked as he joking punched his giant friend

"I'm a woman…I'm a woman…I'm a woman" Sano, half-dazed continued to mutter over and over again

"Yeah, a freakishly huge woman who happens to have a seppuku scar…" Shinpachi snickered to himself.

"Well…I suggest we go and check who else has turned into…um…women…" Susumu said as he broke the silence.

"Yamazaki-kun is right, if we want to break this curse we have to get going…" Shinpachi said as he grabbed what seemed to be a floral robe.

Heisuke eyed the robe; his eyes began to twitch madly. "Where the hell did you get that robe?" Heisuke demanded questioningly as Susumu, Saitou and Sano looked on with "What the hell" expressions plastered on their faces.

"This…um…um…it's a present for my mother…" Shinpachi stuttered with a grin

"Sure it is and I bet under these floors is an entire stash of women's clothes." (AN: Take note on this line because it'll be useful in other chapters, don't worry I'll explain the rest)

Slowly the men began walking to their a certain 1st captain's chambers, "Just why the hell are we going to Soji? You know how he treats everything as a joke" Heisuke whispered

"If we turned into women then perhaps he too has turned into a woman as well, I mean so far as I can conclude the curse probably took effect last night when we were intoxicated and who else was there but us, Soji, Tetsu and Tatsu and…oh shit"

The shinobi paused midway as he jaw dropped to the ground.

"What? What is it Susumu?" Shinpachi asked as he shook the seemingly frozen ninja

"AHHHHH!!! NOT ONLY DOES THE CURSE TURN YOU INTO A WOMAN BUT IT FREEZES YOU INTO A STATUE!!!" Sano panicked

First of all I know this was supposed to be the chapter where it shows the POV of Sano, Saitou and the rest but yeah I just wanted to add this little Sano-not-noticing-he's-a-woman segment...but now that's done for I'll write the next chapter...

So anyways we have ourselves a Cliffhanger...so what do you think caused Susumu to stop midway? dun dun dun...anyways this concludes chapter IV...I made Sano an idiot here...he's dense and was kinda the last to figure out he was now a woman...this chapter was kind of hard to make because i didn't get to write down as much ideas in my english class, my teacher nearly caught me zoning out...so anyways thanks for reading and yes please review...i like reading your reviews...

PREVIEW FOR CHAPTER V

"Susumu what is it?

"THE CURSE KILLS!"

"OKITA? IS THAT YOU...YOU LOOK..."

Tune in next chapter...