Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters that appear in this story, all of them belong to Marvel. I do not own the lyrics that will be sung, but I don't know who does. You can find all of these lyrics online if you look for them.

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Okay, here comes chapter two, get ready for some random blips of insanity!

Margaritaville and Other Car Songs

He was annoyed by the time they got on the road again. Jubilee had found the caffiene and was very, very hyper.

"Let's sing a song!" She sang out.

"Like what?" Tabitha asked.

"No songs, please!" Logan growled.

"What about something stupid?" Ray asked.

"Do you have anything in mind?" Jubilee asked.

"I have a song that's been stuck in my head for days!" Tabby said.

"How does it go?" Jubilee asked.

"Like this. Wasted away again in Margaritaville..."

"No. No. And NO!" Logan said. "That is entirely inappropriate!"

"Searching for my lost shaker of salt." Ray went on after Tabitha stopped.

"Absolutely not!" Logan shouted.

"Some people claim that there's a woman to blame..." Ray went on.

"Don't start it!" Logan roared.

"But I know, it's nobody's fault!" Tabitha finished.

"I don't like that one." Jubilee said. "Let's do something less deroggatory."

"What about that pirate song?" Jamie asked. "You know, never been to Boston in the fall?"

"Let's go!" Tabby shouted. "On three. One, two, three!"

Everyone broke out into song.

"We are the pirates who don't do anything!

We just stay at home and lie around!

And if you ask us to do anything,

We'll just tell you,

We don't do anything!"

"I don't know any more of it." Ray said. "Let's do something else."

"Have you guys ever seen 'Smokey and the Bandit?" Tabby asked.

"No." Jubilee and Jamie shook their heads.

"I have." Ray said. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Oh yeah!" Tabby whooped. "Let's go!"

Both: "Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run"

Tabby: Keep your foot hard on the pedal
Son, never mind them brakes
Let it all hang out cause we got a run to make
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
We'll bring it back no matter what it takes

both: "Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run"

Jubilee(jumps in): "Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run"

Ray: "Old Smokey's got them ears on
He's hot on your trail
And he ain't gonna rest 'til you're in jail
So you've got to dodge him, you've got to duck him
You gotta keep that diesel truckin'
Just put that hammer down and give it hell"

"Why me?" Logan moaned. "Why did I have to pick these four? Why?"

both: "Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run"

"We're almost back!" Jamie announced.

"Halleluja!" Logan shouted.

"Can we do this again sometime, Mr. Logan?" Jamie asked.

"Maybe next century, squirt." Logan said as he pulled into the driveway. "I need to recover."

Short, but pleanty wild. Songs were, in order of appearance:

Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything by the Vegitales cast, and Reliant K

Eastbound and Down by Jerry Reed, featured in the motion picture Smokey and the Bandit.

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