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Song: That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain

Disclaimer: How Many times must we go over this! You must be a little slow if you haven't gotten it by now.

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a "knowitall"

"I don't care what you think you know, you've only been in town for three minute and already you're making

assumptions about me life."

"I'm right though aren't I!"

"No you're not you arrogant jerk." Patrick and I are causing yet another scene in the middle of the hospital and

Epiphany isn't looking to happy. God I hate him, he thinks he's so amazing, could he get more arrogant!

Ohwooh, you think you're special
Ohwooh, you think you're something else
"I don't care if you're the best , surgeon in the entire world that doesn't mean you know everything!"

"You're just mad, because you know I'm right."

"You're a pig."

Ok, so you're a rocket scientist...

"So, I don't' care if you're the only person who has ever managed to perform that surgery, that doesn't mean

that you can go around behind my back telling my patients that surgery is their only chance!"

"The patient's family asked me to look into his case."

"He's my patient you should have talked to me first!"

"You just don't want to admit that your drug protocols can't help him."

"You're insufferable!"

"Why thank you!"

"Pig."

"Could you two kindly shut up!" Epiphany asked.

That don't impress me much!
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
(Now) Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much!

"Just because you have a different air-head in your bed every night, doesn't mean you're the best thing that's ever

happened to women!"

"You know you want me!"

"Womanizing Pig!"

"Shut up!" Epiphany ordered.

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought'a lock it
'Cause Heaven prevent, it should fall outta place

"I've never met a guy as vain as you, you're practically a girl the way you keep your hair so, meticulously styled!"

"You're just jealous, admit it, you want to go out with me an you don't like that other women date me."

"I'm jealous that I, unlike those airheads can spell my own name!"
"No, you're-"

"This is a work place, not a high school." Epiphany interrupted him.

That don't impress me much!
So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
(Now) Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much!

Patrick Drake is the most infuriating person I have ever met. he drives me insane. He thinks he's God's gift to women.

If he's anything to women he's their curse! HE is the most vain arrogant pompous womanizing pig

I have ever had the misfortune to meet, even if he is cute. Robin! Don't think that! God, now I'm talking to myself!

You're one of those guys who likes to shine's machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me, you must be joking, right?

Patrick Drake was probably one of the guys that had a different girlfriend every week, hell he does that now!

He's in love with himself and no one else! He's so vain. He's a jerk. If you don't like him why do

you spend so much time thinking about him? A voice in the back of my head asks.

He annoys me that's all. Right. The voice says sarcastically.

Ok, so what do you think... you're Elvis or something...
That don't impress me much!

"Contrary to your belief you are not I repeat not God's gift to women!"

"You know you want me."

" I do not!"

"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Are you two aware that this is a hospital!" Epiphany asks.

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