A/N I have no idea why I haven't used this song yet! It totally screams Patrick and Robin. Lol.

Thank You TO All Reivewers! (Lou! Lol.)

Disclaimer: I think I should be a genie for Halloween and then wish for GH. Till then though you know the drill.

Song: That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain.

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

"OOOO PATRICK DRAKE! I'LL KILL YOU!" Robin Scorpio screamed storming up to the nurses' station and slamming a chart down onto the counter.

"Wow, I didn't know you could reach that high." Patrick said mocking the brunette mostly just to get her mad, well madder. Robin gave an infuriated screech before walking around to stand next to Patrick behind the counter.

"Ha-ha." Robin said sounding unamused.

"I thought it was funny."

"I can't believe you!"

"I know I am pretty amazing."

"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

"The mind-blowing sex you know we could have?" Patrick asked smirking when Robin's face turned a shade of red he hadn't thought possible.

"NO! I AM TALKING ABOUT THE WAY YOU! YES YOU! CORNERED MY PATIENT AND TOLD HIM MY DRUG THERAPIES ARE ALL A CROCK AND THAT SURGERY WAS HIS ONLY SHOT! DAMN, YOU DRAKE! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE RIGHT?!"

"Because I am." Patrick said. Robin had enough she slapped him on the arm. Hard. She couldn't reach his face, but she wouldn't give him the satisfaction of admitting that. "You're lucky I don't hit women."

"Chauvinistic Pig. I'll have you know that I highly doubt you could take me in a fight."

"I'm so scared." Patrick said looking robin up and down and raising an eyebrow.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Drake." Robert Scorpio said walking up to the nurses' station. "You see my darling daughter, Robin here, has, ah what was it, four black belts, and has quite a steady aim, as you'll find if your ever on the receiving end.

"Uh…" Patrick said shocked. Robin exchanged a smirk with her Dad. Ah, the wonders of a family of police officers, and governmental spies.

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

"Listen up, Drake. I don't care if you're the only person on the entire face of the planet to ever accomplish that surgery, that still doesn't make you a decent human being."

"Your words wound me, Scorpio." Patrick said sarcastically. "You know you want me."

"Like I want a cavity."

"I never figured you for someone who enjoyed physical pain."

"Ha-ha."

"You know if you like that…" Patrick said raising his eyebrows suggestively.

"Pervert." Robin said.

"You dream of me. Admit it."

"Okay I admit it I dream of killing you slowly with my bare hands."

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

"Some doctors keep medical folders in their lockers, but you drake, keep a full length mirror, and a salon sized supply of hair gel. What does that say to you?" Robin asked.

"That most doctors, are ugly, and don't care about trying to look even half as decent as me?"

"GAH!" Robin screamed.

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!

"DRAKE YOUA RE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE MOST ARROGANT BASTARD I HAVE EVER MET!"

"Do I get a prize."

"Yeah as a matter of fact you do." Robin said smiling sweetly. She walked up close to him and well let's just say kneed him where it hurts. Robin gave him a wave and blew him a kiss, before stepping over him out of the locker room.

A/N Hope everyone liked it. lol. Review please!