It's me KH25 back with a new chapter! HUZZAH! And guess who will be picked on today?

Roxas: (whines) me? Why me?

KH25: Because you're the main character!

Roxas: Really? (Posses)

KH25: Unfortunately for you, that means horrible beatings in every chapter!

Roxas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Cries)

KH25: Well, onto the 2nd disclaimer!

I do not own Kingdom Hearts

Now it's onto the 2nd chapter!

Everything Happens To Roxas

Chapter 2

The Call for Boo-Boo Kisses

It was morning, and a certain blonde haired, blue eyed, person was about to get a foul wake up call.

"ROXAS! GET UP THIS INSTANT! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" Roxas let out a squeak and crawled back under his covers. Too bad he forgot if there is a giant lump in your bed it's pretty hard not to notice it. One second later Axel broke down the door. He seemed to be angry. Angry enough to beat Roxas around.

"Roxas! Where are youuuuuuuu?" Axel called. If Axel had half a brain he could have spotted the lump that was on Roxas' bed. Axel decided to conveniently sit on that lump.

"I wonder where he is." Axel thought

"Under you, you ferret! Get off me!" Roxas tried to yell, but it was muffled by Axel's butt. Roxas thought to himself how someone that skinny could way that much. Or maybe it was that he was a wimp. Roxas struggled under Axel's weight, or lack of it. Axel felt this and smiled evilly. He now knew that the lump he was sitting on was Roxas.

"Boy this bed sure is comfy! I think I'll bounce on it for a while!" Axel said loud enough for Roxas to hear him Roxas "eeped" and tried to crawl off the bed, but did not triumph as a pair of feet came hammering down on his back continuously.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! STOP IT!1" Roxas cried. Axel landed on Roxas for the last time. Grinning in triumph he pulled the covers off the bed revealing a cringing Roxas.

"Aw does somebody need a hug?" Axel said in that 'I pity you' kind of voice while doing his infamous puppy dog pout.

"It might help…….." Roxas replied sheepishly. As Roxas prepared for what was known to everyone as the "Cripple Clutch" everyone received at Christmas when they walked through the door to Axel's house (because Axel likes hosting Christmas parties A LOT!) all Roxas felt was a boot to his stomach. Roxas curled up into the fetal position while clutching his stomach.

"Well that's too bad because you're not getting one!"

"Why are you here besides the fact you like torturing me?" Roxas asked.

"Aw Roxas. Don't you like it when I torture you?" Axel pouted again.

"No. It's like being dragged by a car through several construction zones." Replied Roxas. Axel punched his arm lightly.

"Well truth is……..I need to tell you something." Axel admitted. What could it be this time? Roxas wondered. The last time Axel had to tell Roxas something it was that Axel had raised Roxas' entire line of fine women's wear up the school flag pole. What? I guy couldn't have his hobbies? Roxas just liked to collect women's wear. No one really thought it was strange. Except Axel, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Demyx, Namine, Mom, Dad, the people behind the counter at the place he shops for them…..let's not get into the list now. Bracing himself for what was to come, Roxas managed to ask…

"What is it now?" It came out a little harsher than it was supposed to. And apparently it had upset Axel a bit.

"I….um…just wanted to tell you…," Axel was blushing now, but Roxas couldn't figure out why, "um……..I uh, Idestroyedallyou'rebarbiedolls!" Axel yelled in one breath. He was trying to cover something up. Roxas, who was too angered with Axel, didn't notice. Yes it appears Roxas also collects Barbie dolls. Go figure.

"AXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!" Roxas screamed as he chased Axel out the door with a chicken wing that had been conveniently stowed away under his bed. Axel did NOT like chicken. As Axel ran down the road at top speed, Roxas noticed the lid of a garbage can flying towards him, apparently tossed by, who else, but a still angry Cloud. Roxas wondered why the garbage can lid looked bigger as it flew closer to him. And then it hit him (lol sorry bad punch line! XD). Roxas fell to the ground while holding his head. He had a bump and a sharp piece of metal from the lid had cut him. Cloud had already walked across the street, hands clenched into fists. As soon as Roxas tried to sit up, Cloud attacked. Knocking Roxas back to the ground with a variety of right hooks, and a straight armed punch right to the kisser, he left Roxas on the ground with a black eye, more bumps and bruises, and the cut on his forehead had extended. Roxas was only able to crawl inside, pick up the phone, call Axel, apologize for threatening him with chicken (again) and ask him to take care of him for a while. Axel accepted, and seemed to be over the fact Roxas had nearly fed him chicken. Axel was through Roxas' door in what seemed a matter of seconds. Axel quickly propped Roxas up on the couch, cleaned and bandaged his cut, got an ice pack for his bruises and a wet cloth for his shiner. After all that they just sat on the couch and…….talked. Talked about school, about movies, about anything except the beatings Roxas had received or the chicken incident. Axel decided to try asking Roxas what he had attempted to say earlier.

"Um….Roxas?"

"Yeah Axel?"

"Well uh…….do you…." Again Axel started blushing.

"What is it?" asked Roxas, totally confused.

"Um…d-do….do you…um" Axel's entire face was red and Roxas, unable to put two and two together just sat there stupidly with a blank look on his face. Axel just decided to blurt it out.

"Doyoulikeme?" Axel asked in one breath. He seemed at doing that stick one sentence into one breath thing.

"Of course I like you. We've been friends since 1st grade." Roxas replied. Axel frowned. He guessed he would have to get the point across the only way he knew how. By making others feel stupid.

"Here lemme put this in terms y'all can understand," Axel said in a slow Texas accented redneck kind of voice "Roxas. Do y'all wanna be ma boyfriend?" Roxas' not only feeling incredibly stupid, but was also blushing with what seemed as 1000 thoughts rushing through his somewhat tiny brain, could only stutter and replied without thinking.

"Y-yes?" Roxas said in a voice that sounded more like a question than an answer. Axel screamed at the top of his lungs like a fan girl and ran around in circles, tripped, and fell to the ground looking like a mass of hopeless goo that was Axel. After he sobered down, they talked about what this meant. Of course Roxas had a hard time putting it through his tiny brain, but listened nonetheless. Before being excused from the house, Axel gave Roxas a kiss on the cheek. Roxas blushed and smiled sheepishly as he watched Axel walk down the road, and out of sight.

I hope this chapter turned out to be as good as the last one if not better. I tried to make these two kiss and make up (literally) for the things they've done to each other. Please review! Any thoughts help!