KH25: Time for chapter 3! I hope it's as much of a success as the last two!

Roxas: I filed a restraining order!!!

KH25: From whom? Sora?

Roxas: No.

KH25: Cloud?

Roxas: No.

KH25: Axel?

Roxas: No!

KH25: Who then?

Roxas: My author…….

KH25: -- lets just get the disclaimer going

I do not own Kingdom Hearts

Everything Happens To Roxas

Chapter 3

The Incident(s) At School

BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! Went the alarm clock. Roxas hated that retched machine. It woke him up for school, which he also happened to hate. Roxas slipped out of the covers and got changed. He slowly made his way down stairs for breakfast. He found a letter from his mom lying on the counter. He had a very beautiful and caring mom who was always there for him when he needed her. Roxas picked up the note and read it.

"Left early for meeting. Set your alarm clock an hour early. Make your own breakfast for once you lazy bum! –Love mom" Yes. A very caring mom indeed. Roxas picked up some bread, put peanut butter on it, and went back upstairs to pack his things while eating his very poorly made breakfast. He decided to walk to Axel's house and stay there for a while seeing as he was woken up an hour earlier than normal. As he closed and locked the door, he turned around to see a happily grinning Axel. Creepy sometimes.

"Morning Roxy!" Axel yelled so the whole street could here him. Roxas smiled and they began walking to school. Now that Axel was there, there was no where else to go. On their way, they met up with Demyx. He had a very hyper look on his face, and seeing Axel and Roxas made him jump around looking like if he didn't find a bathroom soon he would wet his pants.

"AXEEEEEL!!!! ROXAAAAS!!!! I HAD A DREAM!!!! Demyx screamed. Axel seemed very intrigued by this dream and ignored Roxas all the way until they reached school. Funny how Demyx always dreams that he's one of the Teletubbies except he's balancing his sitar on his head. As they walked onto the school grounds, Demyx smiled and waved and walked off in a different direction. Axel then hugged Roxas and told him he'd see him at the end of the day. Funny how there was so many grade eight classes. Funny how everything seemed funny to Roxas. Roxas took his seat in his first class. He planned on reading a book for a half an hour. Yeah, that was just like a mentally retarded person to do. His first teacher was Cid. He looked like he should be teaching technology class instead of Health. He didn't look that hygienic to Roxas. Then again, Roxas was a neat freak. As the class slowly started to pile in, Roxas noticed that none of his "friends" walked in. That made the class about half as full as usual. Maybe it was just a bad flu or something. Well anyway about a quarter into the day Roxas needed to go to the bathroom. Cid allowed it and Roxas made his way down the hall. As he opened the bathroom door he found himself quickly surrounded by his "friends". Roxas was panicking. Couldn't a guy drop his load without being mobbed!?

"What are you gonna do to me?" Roxas squealed. Yeah, he squealed.

"Oh. It sounds like Roxy has entered the wrong bathroom if he's squealing like that. Let's lead him to the right one!" Sora smirked as they grabbed Roxas and dragged him into the girl's washroom. Cloud and Riku held the girl's washroom door closed so no one could enter. Sora smashed Roxas' head off the side of a stall. Roxas fell to the ground in pain, grabbing at his head. Sora looked at the blood leaking from his face and smiled.

"I think his face needs a good cleaning." Sora chuckled as he dragged Roxas over to the toilet. He shoved Roxas' head into a toilet and flushed. Roxas struggled a bit, but then his arms dropped helplessly to his side. Sora picked Roxas up, and threw him out of the girl's washroom. Roxas laid there sprawled out on the floor for a good thirty minutes before anyone noticed he was missing. When Roxas gained consciousness, the first person he saw, was Axel of course! Axel gave a big toothy grin which sometimes Roxas would just like to punch for the heck of it. But seeing Axel made him feel better.

"Afternoon stinky head." Axel teased in a kindergartner voice.

"Stinky head?" Roxas replied.

"Yeah it's all I could come up with" Axel smiled. Roxas had just noticed that they weren't alone. Demyx was sitting in the corner, fast asleep. Aparently he was sleep talking.

"TUBBIE CUSTARD! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG HUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!!!!!!!" Demyx yelled in his sleep. Roxas and Axel looked at him weirdly and when Demyx opened his mouth next he found himself sucking on Axel's boot. This woke Demyx up and he started to cry.

"No Tubbie Custard?" Demyx whined.

"Sadly….no" Axel replied. Just then Demyx spotted Axel's boot and began to chomp on it happily.

"He needs some help" Roxas said shaking his head (I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! XD) Cid walked through the door alerting Axel that they were free to go home. Axel smiled and nodded. As they gathered they're things and headed out the door, Roxas stupidly decided to touch his cut.

"OUCH!!!" Roxas yelped.

"Yeah, I'd advise you not to do that" Axel warned, Roxas kept on touching it.

"Why (ow) should (ow) I (ow) listen (ow) to (ow) you (ow, ow, ow)

"Axel because I'm smart, your boyfriend, and I'm hot with a capital H and two t's." Axel said as he puffed out his chest. Roxas stuck out his tongue at Axel and Axel followed suit.

"Let me correct you. Your stupid, my boyfriend, and your as ugly as hell." Roxas teased. Axel pouted.

"You don't think I'm hot?" Axel asked.

"Well, I'm sure you might be able to convince me." Roxas smirked and Axel raised an eyebrow.

"How so?" Axel replied.

"BE MY SLAVE FOR A WEEK!!!!" Roxas yelled as he held his hand high. Axel picked up Roxas and held him over his shoulder.

"Meh, too bad. Your opinion is your opinion." Axel said as he carried Roxas back to his house. As he dropped Roxas off at his house Axel smiled and started moving closer to Roxas. Roxas closed his eyes and got ready to kiss when a pie hit his face.

"HAPPY PIE DAY!!!" Axel shouted as he took off down the road, Roxas hot on his tail. Guess what was in his hand. A chicken wing.

Hope you liked this chapter as much as the last one. I worked as hard, but I'm running out of ideas. Please review so I don't cut this story 2 or three chapters short.