Hey guys. Sorry its taken so long for me to update. I guess I just was too busy. Meh. Hope you like this chapter.
Summary: Hermione and Ron are dating, but little does Ron know that Hermione secretly wants to kill him. Draco is madly in love with Hermione.
Rating: M
Disclaimer: JK Rowling has better things to do with her time…
After my short sexual encounter with Crookshanks (don't worry, I only patted him affectionately), I was harassed by none other than friggen Ronald Weasley. He grabbed my wrists! Im gonna have bruises for centuries! Sexual abuse! He threatened me, told me to meet him in his room tonight. Whats wrong with this dude? He should be on pills, locked up in an asylum, wearing a straightjacket, singing crazy songs to himself. He should not be messing with me. He doesn't know what he's got coming.
I will go to his room tonight. I will dress in something sexy. I will do anything he wants. And then, ill kill him.
Alright, so I lost my cool. No worries. I know I shouldn't have punched the Weasel, but he deserved it. Demanding to know what I was doing with her. What else could I do?
I heard some muttering coming from a compartment nearby. Something about killing someone. Sounds fun. I'll help. Oh, its Hermione. "Hello" I drawl lazily, trying to impress her. It doesn't work. "Whaddaya want Ferret? Im sorry, but im too shagged out to play any games with you. Find your whore, Pansy" she sneered. I flinched, how dare she say that to me! Then I reminded myself that it wasn't her fault she was like this, it was mine. "Who are you planning to kill?" I asked politely. "None of your friggen business!" she shouted. God, someone isn't happy…"Come on, you can tell me, maybe I can help!" I said, a bit too excitedly. "Fine fine. I want to kill Ron.
She thought there would be a long awkward silence, a lecture, a bossing around to make her feel ashamed. She was wrong. "Ill help you" I said, automatically. "Really? Great. First off, im going to need your help to pick out some sexy clothing to wear to him tonight."
I gulped. What had I gotten myself into?
finally! Off the claustrophobic train! Time to dig into some food. I spotted Hermione walking with Ferret face in the distance. Oh well, she will come tonight. I just know it. She will be mine, whether Malfoy wants her or not.
Mwahahahahahhahaha. Oh, wait. That was out loud.
Scuffles away
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