KH25: Wow……there's a chapter 4 to this story?

Roxas: Yes. Why wouldn't there be?

Axel: Cuz or author is lazy, tired, and very, very angry.

Roxas: At whom?

Axel: you………

Roxas: 00…….

KH25: Wow…..Oh well. TO THE DISCLAIMER!

I do not own Kingdom Hearts

Roxas: SEE HA! YOU DON'T OWN ME!

KH25: -- the truth is revealed……….on to chapter 4.

Everything Happens To Roxas

Chapter 4

The Soup Can Stalker

Roxas, sleepy and tired from all the beatings with the chicken wing, slowly opened the door and entered his house. He put the keys on the table and began walking into the kitchen, when he saw a soup can that read: "From Sora" Oh great. A soup can from Sora. That's great. He walked past it into the kitchen and started making some E-Z Mac. When he turned around, he saw the soup can. He looked out into the living room. No soup can. He didn't remember taking the soup can with him. Oh well, he thought, It's here so I mind as well eat it. He cut open the lid, poured it into a bowl, and heated it up for one minute. He turned around again to focus on his easy mac, and he saw his soup can where he had left it on the counter before he had began to cook it. The lid was on, Roxas shook the can, and the contents were still inside. Roxas opened up the microwave, to find nothing but an empty bowl. He walked over to the garbage can, and threw the soup can into it. The cursed thing would never bother Roxas again if he had anything to say about it. Roxas took his E-Z Mac into the living room and propped his feet up on the table, and much to his surprise, he knocked over a soup can. Roxas went to check the garbage. No soup can. Roxas walked back into the living room and there was no sign of a soup can or his E-Z Mac.

"THE SOUP CAN STOLE MY E-Z MAC!" Roxas yelled. Tired, ashamed of losing his dinner, and angry at Sora for putting a cursed soup can in his house, Roxas headed up to his room for bed. Before he walked in, he stopped in his tracks. If the can is from Sora….How did it get there? How did it move? Maybe Sora is….still in the house. Roxas began panicking for the fiftieth time that day. As he ran for his bed he noticed a soup can on his drawer and an empty bowl smelling of E-Z Mac. Roxas turned around and came face-to-face with Sora.

"Fancy meeting you here, in your house, where you live, in your room, where you sleep, in you're…" Sora was cut off big Roxas kicking him in the nuts. Roxas screamed like a little girl while running out of the house and down the road. Too bad Sora was on his bike. Roxas couldn't make it to the police with that in effect. He ran to Axel's front door, took out the key Axel had given him, rushed inside, locked the door, ran upstairs and hid under Axel's bed. Axel who was sleeping soundly didn't notice this until a bike came crashing through his front window. Axel woke up immediately and summoned his Chakrams.

"SORRY! I'LL PAY FOR THE WINDOW!" Why is Sora here? Axel thought, then he noticed half a body sticking out from under his bed.

"Roxas, that's the saddest attempt at hiding I've ever seen." Axel commented. Roxas pulled himself from under the bed and hid behind Axel. As Sora came around the corner, Axel threw his Chakrams, which missed, and stuck themselves helplessly into the wall. Sora seemed upset at this and looked up at Axel.

"All we wanted to do was play Spin the Bottle." Sora pouted.

"We?" Axel asked. He got his answer as Cloud, Namine, Demyx, and Kairi entered the room.

"Yeah except we didn't have a bottle so I was trying to convince Roxas to play with soup cans." Sora smiled. Roxas frowned. So they all sat in a circle and Demyx spun first. Unfortunately for Demyx, it landed on Demyx.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Demyx has to kiss himself!" laughed Axel. Everyone joined along laughing as Demyx desperately tried to kiss himself, but just wound tangled up. Kairi spun next. It landed on Sora. Sora and Kairi kissed like it was nothing unusual. Well, it wasn't. They had been dating for a while. Roxas spun next. It landed on (drum roll please) CLOUD? Axel ground his teeth with fury and moved the can so it pointed at him. A jealous Cloud moved it back to its place. They fought over it a while until the can was crushed. Everyone groaned as the fun was over. Demyx however was still trying to kiss himself. Poor guy. Axel piped up and made a suggestion.

"Hey! How about truth or dare?" Everyone agreed, except Demyx. He complained about no being able to finish what he started. So Axel, having came up with the idea, went first.

"Umm….Sora! Truth or dare?" Axel said.

"Dare of course" Sora replied.

"I dare you to…..give Cloud a purple nurple!

"What? That's unfair!" Cloud protested. He screamed and backed away from the circle after being nurpled. Sora went next. He chose Roxas and Roxas chose truth. What a loser.

"If you had to choose between Axel and Cloud who had candy, which one would you date?"

"CANDY!" Demyx shouted as he latched himself onto Cloud.

"I think Cloud's unavailable so I'd have to choose Axel." Roxas replied.

"But you would have chosen me anyway, right Roxy?" Axel grinned. His grin slowly faded as Roxas didn't answer. After everyone was tired, they all went back home. When Roxas entered the house, he saw a silver glint coming from the kitchen. It was a soup can from Sora. Roxas screamed and ran outside waking everyone up, and as he disappeared into the night, Sora laughed wickedly. Demyx, well, that's another story.

Sorry not really any AkuRoku in this chapter but it'll get better. So yeah I'm hoping this was even relatively funny. Don't lie. You can be very painbringing-ly honest with me. Yeah so please review.