KH25: Wow there's a chapter 5 to this story?

Axel: yes and you promised more AkuRoku in this chapter. Squeezes Roxas

KH25: Maybe I'll get to it before the world ends.

Axel: pouts

KH25: -- fine

Axel: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Roxas: Stop squeezing me!!!

Axel: Never! Jumps with Roxas into a dark portal.

KH25: --' oh well. Heres the 5th disclaimer.

I do not own Kingdom Hearts

Now to chapter 5

Everything Happens to Roxas

Chapter 5

Playing Dead

It was dawn. Roxas was asleep in his bed, having dreams about being mobbed by his "friends" and Axel swooping in to save the day. Then he imagined that Axel handed out wedgies to everyone in the vicinity except for himself and the little blonde he had saved. Then, the doorbell rang. Roxas, bleary eyed, stumbled down the stairs and headed for the door. He opened it up expecting to be someone who would kick his scrawny butt around, but it was just ol' playful Demyx, come to wake up Roxas and make his life hell. Demyx came bouncing in and explaining that the Teletubbies sun crashed into the ground and the other tubbies were on fire so he had to play his sitar. Roxas, who was half asleep, just nodded at everything Demyx said. After about 12 minutes he was treated to a huge hug. Demyx was infamous for his hugs. Axel, who got them most, mostly because Demyx was too poor to live in his own house, lived in Axel's house. Struggling to get out of Demyx's death grip, the door bell rang. Demyx released Roxas and bounced over to the door, opened it, and started to laugh wildly. Axel, dressed up in a tuxedo with flowers in his hand, asked if Roxas was there. Roxas pushed Demyx out of the way and greeted Axel, and motioned for him to take Demyx's spot on the couch.

"I was sitting there!" Demyx cried.

"C'mon Demy. Don't cry. You know that Dipsy the Teletubbie announced last night that she broke up with you." Axel said. Demyx broke into loud, uncontrollable sobs as he ran out the door. Roxas was very confused. Why was Axel scaring away Demyx? Why did he have flowers? Why was he wearing a tuxedo? All these questions ran through Roxas' mind. Well maybe one of them because his mind capacity is far below ours. Axel turned to Roxas and smiled. Roxas, not knowing what to do, decided to play dead. Axel went wide eyed when he saw this and began his waterfall of tears.

"Roxas? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?" Axel cried. Axel sat over Roxas' "dead" body and sobbed for about 3 minutes, before getting up and calling Demyx, and inviting him over so he could help bury Roxas in his backyard. Roxas, who was sick and tired of playing dead, got up off the floor and looked around, not knowing that the whole town thought he was dead, and what kind of chaos would ensue. He walked into the living room to find Axel waiting for Demyx. Roxas began to walk towards Axel, when Demyx burst into the room with a shovel and dropped it on Axel's toe when he saw "the living dead" staring at him.

"R-ro…..r-r……rox….." Demyx stammered. Axel who was still in pain was now trying to figure out what the blonde was saying. There was no need because Demyx shouted it out.

"ROXAS ZOMBIE!!!!!" Demyx squealed and pointed. Axel turned around, screamed at the top of his lungs, and bolted out the door, Demyx right behind him. Roxas, who had just been playing dead, apparently had convinced those two he really was gone. He smiled an evil smile and thought to himself what kind of fun could I have with this? He raised his arms like a zombie and started to walk around town. His first victim of choice. Cloud. Cloud was sitting in a diner eating a cheese and ham sub. Cloud liked cheese and ham. Mostly the ham. But he liked cheese. When the store owner saw Roxas enter, he screamed and ran through the fire exit behind him. Cloud turned around, saw Roxas, shrieked and began backing up. Roxas had made a beeline for Cloud. Cloud was cowering in the corner, begging the Roxas Zombie no to eat his brains. Thinking about this made Roxas puke, conveniently on Cloud. Cloud's eyes rolled to the back of his head as he fainted. As Roxas made his way down the street he noticed a figure ahead of him. It was Riku. Ah revenge would be sweet. But he also noticed a Coca-Cola machine. Riku tuned around to find Roxas, who he thought was a zombie, putting money into the coke machine. Roxas, sadly attempting to drink it, spilt it all over his body. Riku, thought that he had actually drank it but one messed up nerve, maybe cause of his "death" had spit it out. Riku panicked, turned around, and ran into a street light. No need to torture him Roxas thought. He added some zombie sound effects as he continued down the street. He approached Axel's house. He noticed a sign on the door that said "Do not disturb. None of Roxas' acquaintances reside in this house except all of them at this moment. DO NOT DISTURB! That means you Zombie Roxas!" Roxas chuckled, unlocked the door and entered. He made his zombie noises louder so anyone in the house could hear him. He heard a squeak, which was probably from Demyx, followed by a chorus of "shhh's". He continued upstairs to find a fortress of pillows with a blanket pulled over multiple human sized bumps. Roxas pulled off the blanket and everyone hiding under there squealed like little girls. Or maybe it was the too girls hiding with the boys that made it sound like that. Roxas cracked a smile. Just as Riku and Cloud entered Roxas confessed.

"I was joking the entire time!" Roxas laughed. As everyone in front of him gave a sigh, the two behind him held back pure rage.

"WHAT!?" Cloud exclaimed, still covered in Roxas' vile. Riku was twitching. The two attacked Roxas in unison, as a number of punches connected to Roxas' face. Riku hit him below the waist and Roxas fell to the ground clutching, you know. Cloud ordered Riku to hold him up as he fed Roxas his vomit. Roxas gagged. It definitely tasted better going up than it did being forced going down by Cloud. Demyx was hugging Axel, glad that Roxas wasn't dead so he could continue being picked on instead of him. The people behind the fortress laughed all night until they left Roxas in a heap before they left to spend the day as a group, without Roxas.

Sorry for the short chapter. I'm running out of ideas so I decided to stop here. Hope it was as funny as last time.