KH25: Yay for Chapter 6! I didn't think I'd make it this far!
Roxas: That's 'cuz you're a dork!
KH25:
Axel: Now, now Roxy don't make him feel bad!
Roxas: Why not? He's putting me through horribible things in this story!
Axel: Tru dat! And F.Y.I horribible is not a word. Say horrible!
Roxas: -- Shuddup……….
KH25: Well…….enough of the torturing and to the disclaimer!
I don't own Kingdom Hearts yak, yak, yak………
KH25: Now onto the story………
Everything Happens To Roxas
Chapter 6
Water vs. Fire
It was Gym class. Boy everyone loved gym class. Demyx whined because he was a scrawny wimp, Roxas tried to skip, while Axel, Sora, Riku, Cloud and Zexion (Oh! A new character!) excelled in this class. And Zexion, according to Demyx who always blurted things out, was a cute little emo kid with pretty hair. Don't ask. By now you know Demyx has more mental problems than Roxas. So anyway, the class started on a new unit. Wrestling! Not the Olympic kind. The square ring kind. Axel watched wrestling every week. He was a WWE fanatic. Demyx watched it and wondered why people would hold such a grudge against each other. Zexion watched it for the same reason as Axel. VIOLENCE! Roxas was usually dragged to Axel's house to watch it. Roxas thought it was ok. He'd rather be watching cartoons. Axel volunteered to be first. He wanted to do the moves he learned from the WWE on his friends without being fined. Zexion, who also knew some torturous moves, volunteered. Loser would face Roxas, and then the next loser would face Demyx.
"Watch out Zex! I have some moves that you'll be afraid of!" Axel laughed. Zexion inwardly chuckled and stood there…..in the same spot. Axel appeared to be waiting for Zexion to start. When he saw that he wasn't moving, Axel ran towards him.
"Axel," the teacher said "The match hasn't started yet!" Embarrassed, Axel exited the ring. Roxas took his place. Within a few minutes of the starting bell Roxas was hit by a chair, put through a table, and now found he was locked in the Ankle Lock. Roxas screamed in pain and tapped out, but Zexion wouldn't let go. After about three minutes of the teacher threatening to decrease Zexion's marks, he reluctantly let go. Roxas was carried out of the ring. Axel replaced Roxas, angry that Zexion had hurt him. Once the bell rang, Axel poked Zexion's eyes, sacked him, and hit him with a 619. Later Axel had to be tested for steroids because hey, only Rey Rey can pull that move off. Axel won and left in a huff to check up on his boyfriend. He arrived in the hospital wing to find that Roxas was crying intensely. Axel allowed Roxas to cry on his shoulder for a while before giving him a 'Get well soon' kiss. He knew Roxas was going to be alright. Right now he needed to return to gym class. When he arrived he saw Demyx wailing as he was being dragged into the ring to face Zexion. Axel felt bad for Demyx because he would get his butt kicked, so Axel, being the kind hearted (yeah right) person we all know, volunteered to fight in Zexion's place. Now Demyx stopped crying and put on an evil smirk. When the ring bell sounded Axel slowly began to walk towards Demyx. The blonde used his uber cuteness pout to back Axel away. He frowned and started walking towards Demyx again. The pout didn't work on Axel this time. Demyx started to cry, Axel bought into this, and Demyx attacked using his finisher, the tickle submission! Axel tapped out, fearing he would bust a gut, but Demyx didn't stop. By the time Demyx stopped, it was five minutes past the end of school. Demyx got up, and walked out of the ring happily. Once out he pointed at Axel and said…….
"Water puts out fire anytime!" and walked away.
KH25: Sorry for the wrestling, but I kinda had to put it in there so Axel could prove he's a wimp like Roxas to let Demyx beat him.
Demyx: You saying I'm weak?
KH25: Yes
Demyx: You're an evil man!
KH25: Get used to it!
