KH25: Sorry for the delay on this chapter. I swear I was working on my other story.

Roxas: Is that so?

KH25: Yes it is.

Axel: Raises an eyebrow Well we have undeniable proof you were reading yaoi for the past 5 days!!!

KH25: 00 It's…………..true……..

Roxas: We are victorious!

KH25: ………to the disclaimer, blah, blah, blah……

I do not own Kingdom Hearts

Axel: We should be able to own you!

KH25: I can't believe I'm putting up with this for three more chapters…

Everything Happens to Roxas

Chapter 7

Axel Gets Grabby

It was finally the weekend, and Axel had plans. He was going to get Roxas to walk in the park with him. But, what Roxas didn't know was that Axel had paid Sora, Riku, Cloud, and Leon (Another new character!) to pretend to attack him. However, Axel would play the role of the hero as he would, pretend to beat the living crap out of the others. It was foolproof.

He began walking to Roxas' house. It was only a five minute walk away. Axel would have rode his bike and left it at Roxas' house, if he hadn't already burned it. As Axel walked past the dirt road to the park, he noticed that Demyx and Zexion were sitting on a bench together. And when Axel said together, he meant kissing. Axel walked up the driveway to Roxas' oversized house for two people to live in. He knocked on the door. A few seconds later, Roxas appeared in the doorway.

"Hi Ax…." He was cut off by the pyro,

"CAN WE GO FOR A WALK IN THE PARK!!!????" Axel was bouncing up and down, and around. Roxas took a moment to snap a picture of this, than agreed to walk in the park. Before putting his camera in his pocket, he rubbed the small piece of machinery that would make him a large profit from fan girls by auctioning this priceless picture of Axel on e-bay.

As they walked in the park, Roxas noticed a large gang of people walking their way. These people were Sora, Riku, Cloud, and Leon. Roxas 'eeped' and hid behind Axel, pointing at the inconvenience in their little 'date'. Axel tried to reassure Roxas by grabbing his cute butt; however Roxas swatted his hand away. Axel pouted, then walked towards the crowd, meeting them by the big tree they had planned to fight at. The gang spread out, quickly circling Axel. Roxas sat on the sidelines, chewing his nails, hoping Axel wouldn't be hurt or dead by the end of this. Sora threw the first 'punch', which Axel dodged easily, grabbed Sora's arm, twisted it, and yanked it. Sora yelped and grabbed his arm, kneeling down. Riku got angry at this and tried to punch Axel in the face, only to be thrown into Leon. Then the mugging began. Axel started to madly stomp on the two, forgetting about Cloud. Noticing he was the only one up, he made a mad dash for Roxas. Roxas didn't do much as he found himself in Cloud's iron grip. Axel looked up and got caught by Sora, who pushed Axel forward. Cloud followed suit, pushing Roxas towards Axel. Axel, while still running, put his hands on Roxas' shoulders, flipped himself over Roxas, and hit Cloud with a flying dropkick. Sora just stood there as Roxas fell to the ground, tripping over Leon and Riku. Sora knew this wasn't pert of the plan, so he charged at Axel, only to have his foot caught by Roxas' hand. Yes this plan was foolproof, but not Roxas-proof. Axel, just going along with it, helped Roxas up, and kicked dirt on Leon and Riku. They then continued on with their walk.

"Axel that was awesome!" Roxas squealed. It could have taken a baby to notice that the punches were fake, but we have to remember Roxas is dumber than a baby. He's a lot cuter than one too. Axel chuckled as his hand slowly inched its way over to Roxas' butt again. Roxas shooed it away. Axel gave Roxas another pout, which Roxas ignored. They walked in silence. Somewhere along the way, Roxas grabbed hold of Axel's hand, and held it for the rest of their walk.

Once they arrived at Axel's house, Roxas invited him in for a rest and some lunch. Axel liked lunch. Roxas, who surprisingly was good at making food, made a pizza. Axel went wide-eyed at the sight that Roxas had given him three quarters of the pizza. Roxas had taken one quarter. Axel didn't complain though, he ate his lunch completely before Roxas finished, then stared at the blonde next to him with interest. Roxas was done eating before he noticed Axel was staring at him. When he looked over at Axel, he found the pyro was drooling.

"Axel. Why are you staring at me, drooling?"

"Huh? Wha….oh! Umm….because you're cute. That's the answer, right?" Roxas laughed and shook his head at who pathetic and hopeless the pyro was. Axel smirked and ended this fit of laughter using his mouth. Roxas kissed him back, not noticing that Axel's hand had found its way over to his butt again. If he did notice, he didn't care.

KH25: Yay AkuRoku. I worked a long time on this chapter!

Roxas: No you didn't! You started it and completed it before school you idiot!

Axel: Grabs Roxas' butt

Roxas: Axel! Bad boy! Bad!

Axel: Whines like a dog