KH25: You are so lucky just going to school twice and then its summer vacation!

Roxas: Yep and you don't! HA HA!

KH25: No…..I don't.

Axel: Be nice Roxas! It's our author you're talking to. He might make you do something drastic!

Roxas: Are you sure it's not a she?

Axel: Wait you're right! It hasn't said what it was.

KH25: Im not an it! (Sniff)

Axel: Great here comes the tears!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Not even a bit. If I did Kairi wouldn't be a part of it and heartless would be cute.

Axel: IT'S A GIRL!!!

KH25: I said cute that doesn't mean I'm a girl….

Axel: Oh…….

Everything Happens To Roxas

Chapter 8

Baseball Game

"Wow it's like a new vision of hot dogs!"

"Umm…..Roxas. It's just a crappy ballpark hot dog." Yes Roxas has found out the wonders of ballpark snacks. The coke doesn't taste like the stuff you get out of a bottle, hot dogs for some reason are poorer quality but taste better, and they have cotton candy!

"Axel I wish you could cook like this. Maybe I'd date you more often." As soon as Roxas said those words Axel was sprinting throughout the food court looking for a cook book for lousy ballpark food dishes. To his dismay, there was none to be found. Roxas meanwhile had a problem with a ugly stalker girl who he desperately tried to get rid of. Soon he found no other option but to use force. Roxas took out a pogo stick and whacked her with it. He then proceeded to get on the pogo stick and bounce off to where he had last seen Axel.

Riku needed to go to the washroom. Really, really bad. And not number one. The problem was, he needed to go to the washroom so bad he couldn't read the writing indicating what sign indicated which the male washroom was and which was the female. Something broke his useless attempt at literature. Muffled sobs that sounded like Sora's muffled sobs that Riku always heard from being on the opposite side of a door as Sora was. What? So he was a stalker and an admirer of Sora. A man could have his hobbies. He slowly entered the room and soon found that he couldn't take much more. He would talk to Sora later. He burst into a random stall (no Sora in it) and proceeded with his business.

After Riku was done, he peaked over the top of the stall and looked at what Sora was crying about. A bunch of ripped up pictures of him and Kairi lay on the floor in front of him. Obviously a break up. Now was Riku's chance.

"But Rooooxas! You promised!" whined Axel, following Roxas around like a puppy. Yes Roxas had promised to get Axel an ice cream but Roxas' scamming skills were too great for Axel's tiny brain to process. We now turn off screen where so we don't offend young viewers with the actions taking place as Axel beats the living turd out of Roxas.

After several minutes of severe beatings we join Roxas again inside the stadium.

"Ow." Said Roxas. Wow what a nice opening statement. Axel had a victorious smile on his face and skipped like a fangirl down the hall looking for cotton candy. Poor Roxas would never con again.

As soon as Roxas found Axel, he apologized for the coning and bought him his ice cream, they went to their seats. The game was nearly over. They had spent most of their time fooling around and beating up on a certain blonde. As soon as Roxas sat down everyone stood up. The home team scored a home run and was now in the lead. Roxas sighed. As soon as everyone sat down he noticed the drink seller. He motioned for the drink seller to come this way, however the drink seller tripped soaking him with nearly all his drinks.

"This…..is just….perfect." Roxas muttered. Axel would pat him on the back but he was sticky from the soda pop. One second later Riku and Sora sat down beside Axel. They told the two they were getting together. Roxas rolled his eyes. Suddenly Roxas noticed a baseball flying his wait. Before he could duck, it smoked him in the head. The world went black.

Roxas woke up in Axel's living room. He had a nice living room. He also had parents who worked and lived nowhere near this place, and sent truck loads of money to Axel, who in turn, would be the nice guy and give an eighth of that truck load to poor (literally) Roxas. Roxas tried to get up, but every part of him hurt. Axel walked in from the kitchen and noticed Roxas was awake. Before applying a bone crushing hug on Roxas he bounced around in circles clapping his hands like a retard. But that's his nature. When Roxas was feeling like he could walk again, he left Axel's house and headed home, not knowing what surprises would await him there.

KH25: There's gonna be some terrible news for Roxas when he gets home!

Roxas: Why?

KH25: Cuz I said so.

Axel: OH BURNED!!!!

Roxas: Ironic coming from a pyromaniac

Axel: (Smiles)