Sorry for all my reviewers who are probably ready to kill me for not updating sooner. I was busy with other matters….other stories (reading other stories lol I didn't rite any) so without further ado, lets get the disclaimer out of the way!
I do not own kingdom hearts. I wish I did cuz I'd torment Roxas even more…..heh heh
On to the next chapter!
Everything Happens To Roxas
Chapter 9
The Flower Shop
Roxas walked up to his door. He unlocked the door. He went inside. He found Riku and Sora AGAIN in his house. They were playing monopoly. Roxas walked past them and then froze. He had seen the most dreadful thing in the world. Roxas screamed and fainted. He had seen another soup can.
When Roxas woke up, his house was quiet. He got off the floor to see a crushed soup can. Roxas laughed evilly and stepped on the soup can, furthering its injuries (Soup can have injuries?). Roxas went to the cupboard to get breakfast. When he opened it up, a horde of soup cans fell on him, claiming their revenge for their lost brother.
Being a soup can with no mobility or brain power, they just lay atop Roxas who is struggling to get up. He yelled at each and every soup can, before picking one up, opening it, heating it up, and eating the contents. He then threw it in the garbage. The fallen soup cans grew red with fury (cuz they were those red Campbell's soup cans) and swore more revenge on Roxas, by tripping him down the stairs.
Roxas was having a bad day. He walked outside and locked the door. He stomped over to Axel's house. Axel greeted him with a stupid smile and Roxas punched him in the face. Axel started to cry. Roxas started to laugh. All was right with the world………until Demyx came in!
"HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!" Demyx shouted at the top of his lungs. At that moment, Axel's mom came downstairs, slapped Demyx with her purse, got in her car, and drove off. Demyx was about to cry………when Roxas kicked him in the nuts. Demyx fell down, Roxas laughed maniacally, until Axel hit him over the head with a soup can. Roxas' world went dark.
When Roxas gained consciousness, he found he was with Axel and Demyx in a flower shop. Immediately he felt terrible for what he did. He bought flowers for Axel. Axel started to cry and gave Roxas a big hug. Demyx wanted flowers too, but instead Roxas gave him a kick in the nuts. Axel started to wonder if there was anything there anymore.
"Roxas. I'm going to give your flowers ceremonial treatment!" Axel said happily. He proceeded to take out a lighter and light his flowers. Roxas' eyes went wide. He had spent money on those. Axel had an evil glint in his eyes, as he tossed the burning bouquet into a long row of flowers, lighting everything around it, and around the newly lit flowers and so on. Soon all the flowers had caught fire. It didn't take an idiot to see Axel had never been happier.
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Axel. Roxas screamed and hugged Axel as hard as he could. The poor scared idiot.
Just then firemen burst in to save Roxas and Axel. But no one saw the poor blonde who was curled up under the tables that held the flaming flowers. He still hadn't seen anything cuz he was unconscious from Roxas' kick.
Eventually the firemen extinguished the flames, unbeknownst to them but beknownst to us that Demyx had not taken any damage, until the flower shop caved in. When the firemen heard little cries for help from the newly awoken Demyx, when they pulled him out, he asked Demyx who had made him unconscious in the first place.
"HIM!" Demyx pointed at Roxas with an evil smile, as all the fireman began to beat Roxas up. Roxas was doing good to struggle and get away, when a fireman slammed a fire extinguisher over Roxas' head, knocking him deep into unconsciousness.
When Roxas woke up he was in Axel's kitchen. Roxas started to wonder why he kept on waking up in Axel's house. Maybe he was too obsessive. Just then Roxas imagined himself and Axel on the twilight town tower. They were dueling with lightsabres.
"Luke! Join me and together we can rule the galaxy!" Axel said in a deep voice.
"Luke? Who's Luke!? I'm Roxas!" Roxas said with a mighty swing intended on cutting of Axel's head. Axel thought for a moment, before giving up. Even in Roxas' daydreams, Axel was still stupid. They clashed a bit more before Axel cut Roxas' hand off. Roxas slipped and barely clutched onto the edge off the tower with his one hand, the rest of him dangled off the edge. Then his worst nightmare came true. Axel turned into Demyx!
"Roxas! I am you're boyfriend!" Demyx laughed evilly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Roxas shouted as he let go off the tower and fell towards the distant concrete down below. Demyx looked hurt.
"I'm not THAT bad am I?" Demyx pouted, and stepped of the tower to a sure fire concrete death below.
Roxas awoke from his daydream to find Axel poking him. Roxas sighed. Axel would always be stupid, but that couldn't stop him from being cute could it?
Ok so there is the next chapter. Hope you all like it! Hope it lived up to everyone's expectations. If not, criticism is accepted generously!