KH25: Hey familiar peoples! Thanks to the reviewers….eh….reviewer who, well reviewed my past chapter. You know who you are XD! Anyways for those who actually read this crap anymore I can explain the wait. I'm running out of ideas!

Roxas: YAY!!!!!

Axel: …damn author

KH25: Yeah well ten chapters of picking on Roxas is bad enough, how do you think he feels!?

Roxas: YEAH! How do you….wait. Does this mean your gonna stop picking on me?

KH25: Nope!

Roxas: CRAP!

KH25: Well onto the disclaimer.

I don't own Kingdom Hearts; if I did Roxas would be a poor mentally tortured emo like Zexion.

Note: This chapter is going to be physically harmful to these three characters, Riku, Sora, and Roxas, one character will die. Read at your own discretion.

Everything Happens To Roxas

Chapter 11

A Murderer with a Cool Black Ferrari

It was a nice day out. So nice, Riku decided he would spend the day at the beach with his dear Sora. He was walking down the street Sora lived when he heard a gunshot. The glass of the barber shop in front of him shattered, as Riku jumped like a terrified five-year old and looked to where the gunshot came from. He was startled when he saw a black hooded figure with an AK-47 in his hands. Riku squeaked and ran away, while he heard for gunshots behind him.

As Riku continued down the street, the same hooded figure dropped a penny from a very tall tower where Riku was approaching. Riku stopped to tie his shoe, when the penny landed right in front of him and made a HUGE crater in the ground. Riku was slightly scared, but hey, A FREE PENNY! When he got down there, he found it wasn't really a penny, Roxas had lost his doorknob…again. So Riku continued.

Riku made his way up the walkway to Sora's house. He rang the doorbell. Riku was very impatient, so the doorbell just stopped working due to so much pressing. Sora eventually came down to the door.

"Hi Riku! I was just getting dressed! I like to sleep in my underwear!" Now Riku didn't normally blush, but at that picture in his mind, his face went at least 30 time redder than Axel's hair when he puts red hair dye in his all natural red hair. Don't ask why he'd do that, it's just that red. Sora should remember to keep things like that a secret, but he's not good at keeping secrets, not even his own.

Anyways they began walking to the beach when the sound of a motor started up. Riku turned around and….BAM! Riku turned around right into the hood of a speeding Ferrari, driven by the hooded figure. Riku flew up high into the air and then crumpled to the ground. Sora ran over to Riku and tried to shake him awake. It didn't work. Sora tried to slap him awake, but that didn't work either. He was about to call the hospital, when the Ferrari swung around and not to kindly mowed Sora into the ground. As the Ferrari sped away, Riku and Sora lay on the cement with life draining from them.

Roxas was running around being the human ball collector. People would accidentally hit or throw a ball on his property and he would pick it up and place it in his ball bin. He was giving the ball bin to Axel for his birthday, cause we all know that Axel likes to handle 'balls'. No really he does. He likes those pro basketballs that are always on sale but he never buys. Roxas now had at least twenty of them. He was wheeling his bin down the street when a black Ferrari came speeding down the street and nearly hit him. Good news was Roxas made it to Axel's house with the balls in one piece, bad news is, as soon as he left, he got hammered down by the black Ferrari. Axel heard this and ran down to the curb where a bloody Roxas lay. Axel later went and beat up Ansem, who was driving the car all along, hijacked the car and took Roxas to the hospital. On his way there, he picked up Sora and Riku, both who basically looked dead. He got them all checked in, and THEN he burst into tears.

"Roxas why you? I know this story is meant to hurt you, but why you? Why not me? Roxas! Wake up! WAH!" Axel later got laryngitis and actually sat there the entire time NOT talking. At least something good came out of this.

The doctor came in, told Axel to leave, which he nodded and did, and then he walked over to Riku, who was now awake.

"Riku, I need to tell you something. I'm not a doctor. In fact I'm… (pause for the doctor to pull of his face mask) I'M DEMYX! (Riku nearly faints from giving a really weird WTF look) The real doctor said that Sora's dead!...Wait…..THAT'S NOT HAPPY!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!" Later Demyx got laryngitis and was sent home, during the time of which Riku was hunched over Sora bawling his eyes out. Roxas woke up and saw this.

"Riku, what's wrong?"

"Sora's dead! (sniff)"

"What!"

"He's dead."

"WHAT!"

"HE'S DEAD YOU FU(sniff)ING MORON! HE'S DEAD!!!!" Riku went back to happily, or sadly crying over Sora's dead body, and Roxas just played the "Happy Happy Joy Joy song."

Once Roxas and Riku were cleared to go, Roxas bought Riku a sea salt ice cream. Riku looked at it, ate it, and started crying.

"Sora used to eat these! Wah…" When the sun was setting, Riku went back to his house. He locked himself in his bedroom, he died his hair black in the washroom connected to his bedroom, and he drew a smiley Sora face on his sock and wore it on his hand. Riku's soul had been engulfed by darkness.

"We'll be together forever Sora! We will rule the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And the first person we will kill is, ANSEM!!! The one who ALMOST killed you! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Meanwhile, in the hospital's deceased section, Zexion was performing a ritual that would bring Sora back to life, but at the cost of another person's life. Sssh! Don't tell Demyx that Zexion is still pissed at him because of the wrist cutter incedent. And definitely don't tell anyone he's doing something nice.

The next morning was a gloomy cloudy day. Riku walked angrily down the street when lightning struck him. Riku's head was cleared of all anger and he went to being his usual self! Happy and reclusive…maybe he shouldn't be reclusive. So happy and…and….SORA-LOVING! That's the one! Riku started to cry again. But it was a happy cry because he knew Sora was in a better place.

Riku decided to go to the islands. Once he got there, he went into the cave where he saw the drawing Sora made when he had his crush on Kairi. It was Sora sharing a Paopu fruit with her. Riku got an evil idea and scribbled out Kairi. He then made the picture to be Sora sharing a Paopu fruit with Riku. Riku sat there nearly half an hour admiring his work. When he got out of the cave, the sky was pitch black, but not because of the night, because it wasn't night time, it was because a giant blue ball floating in the sky. Riku went to go check it out. Once he got to the edge of the beach, he saw Zexion and Demyx there. Roxas and Axel were running towards them, but they were still far away. Then Riku saw Zexion throw Demyx into the water where a spot of light was. Demyx was about to shout at him when the light captured Demyx and pulled out of his body a ghost that looked exactly like him. It was his soul. Demyx fell into the water, dead. Zexion laughed evilly. He had his revenge and his nice wrist cutter back.

Once the blue ball absorbed Demyx's soul it turned green. Zexion turned to Riku.

"Now you must go up there and save the person you love, if you can bring him from that ball of spirits, he will come back to life. Riku, I'm talking about Sora. You can bring him back. Riku was awestruck. He then nodded and went to stand in the now green spot light, and waited to be pulled up. Riku had to save Sora.

End of chapter

KH25: So I know this chapter probably wasn't that funny, and had very little to do with Roxas, I just needed someone else in the spotlight for two chapters. So please! Give me some ideas to torture Roxas when the spotlight focuses on him again.

Roxas: For the love of all thing cute like me don't do it!

Riku: I'M CMING FOR YOU SORA!!!! ascends into the heavens

KH25: …ok so please review! I'll give you a giant green ball with your own Sora in it!