Episode 1-

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JADEN AS CROWLER

CROWLER AS ZANE

ZANE AS JADEN

BASTION AS SYRUS

SYRUS AS BASTION

ALEXIS AS CHAZZ

CHAZZ AS ALEXIS


ON THE GROUNDS-

"Hi guys… wait! Wait! Where are you going? I'm not going to hurt you! Wait! Don't GO!!!" The seemingly shorter man cried out in despair. Why was nobody speaking to him? It hurt… It hurt so much, isolated in this cold hard world called reality with nobody to help him. "I'm not really ugly! I'm beautiful, on the inside!" But some of the overused violet lipstick fell into his mouth causing him to splutter and remain quiet.

This was the scene that could be seen (no pun intended, if that counted as one) from the Duelist Academy grounds. So many vantage points, so many pictures to take. It just wasn't the same though, somehow. Mrs… er… Mr… wait, DR. Crowler was usually a very err-- calm (if you can call biting off your head calm), collected (staking out on little children, i.e. pupils of his) and awkward. (At least that hadn't changed).

"Erm… Dr. Crowler, what is wrong with you?" Young (Tall) Jaden came up beside Crowler, towering above him, with a cool smirk on his face. How very… un Jaden like.

"Thank goodness you're here Jaden m'boy, yes, I would like to tell you that YOU ARE MY FAVORITE STUDENT IN THE WORLD AND I WANT TO GIVE YOU SEVERAL A'S FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK." Several students were looking over with looks of disbelief across their face. Dr. Crowler seemed to not only recover from his state of… trauma quite quickly (instead of sulking in a corner or plotting revenge) but praising, no shouting positive messages about his least favorite pupil. (Who was the target of several of these revenge schemes) "YOU'RE NOT A SLACKER IN FACT I THINK YOU DESERVE A CELEBRATION! (Jaden: … kill me now) SEVERAL INFACT ONE FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEE--"

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" A voice called out forcibly. The heads of the on-looking bystanders all turned in the direction of the voice. A Zane who looked like he was not only panting from the (short) run over to the scene of interest, but on the verge of tears. Could this day get any stranger? 1) Zane was an athlete, he could run, jump, swim, and—rugby… (that sounded odd) 2) He barely smiled let alone cried. (Sorry Bastion) It's looking like Armageddon IS here.

ON THE WAY TO CROWLER'S CLASS-

"Syrus… Syrus… erm… Syr—" Bastion Misawa was calling out (rather timidly) for Syrus Truesdale in their meeting place to walk to class, he looked up and saw the blue haired boy towering above him (something people seem to be doing a lot of lately… towering that is). "Sorry to have bothered you, do you know where Jay is?"

Syrus chuckled amusedly at this. "Ahh… Bastion my chap, please, have some CONFIDENCE, a good duelist must be able to face the sun and life's many challenges with a straight back and a firm stance. Many unfortunate things could happen… blah blah blah" It was on this very odd day that Syrus Truesdale was giving Bastion Misawa a lecture/ramble on self-confidence. Pigs could be seen flying all over campus.

"H-h-hey guyz!!!" Chazz Princeton called waving enthusiastically (looking extremely stupid) "ha…ha… ha, didja see that, ha, remember they say, heh, 'when pigs fly' but look, heh hee, there's one now!" His voice was dull and sounded like a idiot speaking instead of the proud Princeton heir.

"CHAZZ! I DO NOT SPEAK LIKE THAT!!" Alexis ran over to join them looking infuriated.

CUT!!!!

Director: Sigh, Chazz, you are you playing Alexis, so therefore you can't tell her how to act because you are NOT her.

Alexis: As much as you want to be…

TAKE TWO: ACTION

"Fine! Chazz! Wait I have an undying love for you that I want to confess right now!" Alexis cried.

"EWWWW!!! PERVERT!!!"

Everyone was officially scared for their lives…


(A/N: I'm using a new type of format. Like a script. Jaden is still Zane playing him. Tell me what you think.)

IN CROWLER'S CLASS

Crowler: Right then Class! NO HOMEWORK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!!!!

Class: dead silence what the heck is wrong with him (thinking)

Zane: breaks awkward silence What? NO!!!!

Chazz (having trouble being a guy): Yeah, I LIKE homework… Power to you Zane my man! We should like have a man-hug.

Jaden: How embarrassing

Class: waiting for Jaden to lead the cheerleaders in a celebratory cheer

Syrus and Bastion: This is going to be a loooooooooong day.


Yeah... so that's basically it. Review and tell me what you think and what format you like the best.