HEY Guys! I updated! YEAH! Anyway I would love to dedicate this chapter to Dancingkirby for letting me know about the illegal... ness... and to valeciadarkness for making me feel fuzzy and warm inside from their review.

I know I said in the last chapter that I might do it in Script form but Dancingkirby informed me that it was illegal and it might result in the taking down-ing of my story. So I don't want that to happen so it will remain like. Hope you like it. Thnx.

Kaede

Episode 2

It was the next morning. Bright and early, the sun was shining through the windows, the birds were chirping and the sky was a pleasant hue of blue…

Students at duelist academy were just like any other students elsewhere. It was morning and they were doing their morning rituals. Dr. Crowler was of course taking a bath (with Mr. Rubber ducky), Zane was… also taking a bath… with Mr. Rubber Ducky (Yes! A different rubber ducky! O.o) Bastion was sulking, Alexis was staring at herself in a mirror, Chazz was break dancing on a table, and Jaden was reading the newspaper. See, nothing out of the ordinary ther—wait… Jaden can read?

Okay… maybe all was not well at Duelist Academy, but it was still a fine morning. Everyone had waken up with fresh hope in their hearts that the main cast would not still be what they thought drunk, high or on crack which is basically the same thing. However when Crowler came in, in a towel… squeaking Mr. Rubber Ducky asking if anyone needed to borrow him, they officially lost all hope. Duelist Academy would need to hire a psychiatrist if they wanted to keep any students.

Perhaps Crowler was going through her—his midlife crisis… he had to be THAT old. At least half of his life shoulda been over by now. Homework was better than that image of the towel that would be forever scarring their young innocent minds. It had been THAT wrong. (Insert scene of the typical student shuddering at the said incident)

Jaden Yuki stood up stoically out of his plastic chair. His normally messy brown hair was perfectly straight. For some reason… it looked a little… blue… too. Many of the student body had never noticed how tall Jaden was in fact Kenneth James remembered shaking Jaden's hand after losing a duel to him. He was shorter than him, and then in the course of a single night he grew like… a lot.

--BACKSTAGE- (During the backstage moments we'll use the normal names. Alexis is in fact Alexis. But when they are not backstage Alexis will be Chazz.)--

"Can't we at least tell the rest of the –non important- cast that we've switched rolls?" Alexis cried desperately.

"Are you kidding me? That's the fun part. I'm sitting here laughing my rear end off!" The director said happily.

"Argh! Why did you switch me with Chazz?" She asked frustrated.

"Well, we were going to try to switch you with a girl, but the closest thing we had was Dr. Crowler, and you see, he's getting over his mid-life crisis and we thought we'd make him Zane to cheer him up," He backed a way a little after saying this to let it sink in, "And… Chazz asked…" This is where the Director ran away as fast as he could.

"HE DID WHAT?!?!?!"

--END OF BACKSTAGE MOMENT--

"CHA- err- ALEXIS!" Chazz could be heard screeching in a very manly fashion across the grounds.

"Dear God! What have I done?" Alexis asked pathetically as Chazz cornered her.

"YOU LITTLE—" (insert string of profanities here) Alexis froze, ohmigosh, she must have found out.

"YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! SQUIRM CAUSE I KNOW BUDDY! I KNOW, YAH, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE, BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE I SOOOOO FOUND OUT AND YOU ARE BUSTED! BUSTED!" Chazz was screaming now, so hard that Alexis flinched. Chazz reached up and grabbed her ear and dragged her away from the middle of the public area. Where Chazz proceeded to beating up a girl.

"WHOA! Guys! Let's settle this argument, with love!" Dr. Crowler came up and unconnected Chazz's fist from Alexis' mouth. "Come on guys, let's all, yah know, hug…" Crowler snickered.

Neither fighter moved a muscle… well Alexis did but stopped at the glare coming from Chazz.

"No hug? How about a handshake?"

Chazz sighed and extended his arm. Alexis feeling forgiven accepted. Chazz then flipped Alexis and walked away.

"Glad we could compromise!" Crowler muttered cheerfully.

"Jaden, is something wrong?" Vanessa Anders whose soul purpose in life was to flirt with the whole male population asked, almost sincerely, wondering why he wasn't going on shouting 'GET YOUR GAME ON' to random strangers.

"No, nothing Vanessa" Jaden rarely got visits from her, while Zane (who is currently cast as Jaden) had dealt with her several times, more than guys.

"Are you sure? I'm here to help." She nodded fiercely.

"Vanessa, I don't know how to tell this to you gently, so I won't bother. My ONLY love is dueling." He said gruffly, this being his trademark line.

"Jaden… but…" Usually Jaden at least… humored her, this was so… unlike him… Ahhh! She ran off, like a dog, with her tail between her legs. Off to find Syrus Truesdale to cry on his shoulder, who knows, he'd probably start crying with her.

"Whatever" Jaden muttered non-coherently. It wasn't important, maybe this whole insane thing would be over soon enough. He turned back to his physics book. (o.O)

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