Author's Note: I'm in an oddly happy mood; euphoria induced my menstrual hormones, a remix of an Elvis classic, superior dance skills, and large amounts of black nail polish. Anyways, I'm a bit relived I got my period because for a week or so, I was spazzing because I thought I was pregnant. My period came a week late, and yes, I am sexually active, so hey, what the heck, there's always the chance I've got a bun in the oven! (Nervous laugh) Right. So. Ahem. (I'm pro-choice, by the way. Watch enough episodes of Law & Order: SVU and it'll make even the pro-life people at the Sunflower Project that finds surrogate mothers for abandoned eggs think so.)

Disclaimer: Nope, still not mine. "Drop it like it's hot" belongs to the izzle dizzle the shizzle Mister Snoop Doggizzle and izzle shouldizze stopizzle thizzle shizzle.

SNOOOOOOOO-P!

Reno, after receiving his clothing from a very curious bald man with sunglasses at Tifa's door, stopped at a very shady alley in town and bought something from a very smelly man with two or three flies buzzing around his greasy hair.

Drop it like it's hooooooot, drop it like it's hoooooot…

Sitting next to Tifa on wooden floor of her hallway, he took a slip of paper and licked the end of it slightly. Tifa watched on in interest.

"This is how you roll a blunt." He explained, running his finger over the finished end-product. It was the prettiest and neatest one he had ever made, and gave it to Tifa.

She took it gingerly with two fingers and stared at it for a long, hard ten seconds before she asked, "How do you feel after this again?"

The redhead smiled and put his knees up, body weight balancing on his tailbone and his wrists propped up on his patella. The author wants you to know that's your kneecap, and she learned it in her freshman biology class quite some time ago.

"Well, babe, it's like… you're Superman and you're flying with clouds between your legs." He replied, and immediately got an awkward image in his head, of Cloud Strife between his legs as the Turk flew in the sky in a tight costume.

He could tell Tifa got the same image by the look on her face.

"Err… I mean, it's like you're never gonna come back down."

She smiled, and put the blunt in her mouth. Reno flipped out his Zippo (which Rude so kindly remembered to take off of Reno's desk and put in his pocket) from his pants pocket and lit the end, as Tifa held her hair back from being burnt.

The first drag she took felt like her lungs were on fire, and she coughed once, feeling tears well up at the corner of her eyes.

And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on…

Runoff pot and ripped paper littered the narrow hallway that was lit by triangular lamps giving off purple haze. Tifa's cat was shaved to have a Mohawk down its back. Tifa herself was practically on top of Reno, straddling his lap with both her knees on the side of his hips, his legs spread out in front, blood restricted from flowing to them by Tifa's weight.

"Hey, I've never tired this…" Reno took the half-smoked blunt out of the edge of his thin lips and shoved it up his nostril. Left or right; the author can't remember which. With that, he clogged up the other nostril and took a deep sniff, and resulted in coughing and hacking up smoke. Tifa looked at him in a hazed concern, but then got a goofy smile on and Reno did too.

Tifa disgustingly took the joint out of his nose and smoked the rest of it, and butted it out on her floor. She then laid her head on Reno's chiseled chest, eyes half-shut and smile still on. "Reno," She mumbled as she heard him roll another one on top of her, "You know what?"

"Mmm?" He muttered, the roll already in his mouth.

She smiled doofily and gave him a tight hug that resulted in a sweet marijuana kiss later, and that led to a removal of clothes, and that led to trains going in tunnels and birds flying with bees.

"You smell that, Elena?"
"Wait, is that pot?"
"Should we make a bust?"
"Or maybe we should just stand by the door and shove out noses in the crack of the door and sniff, and listen to the people have hot sex nearby?"
"Do you have a condom on you right now?"
"Getting a boner for once?"