Disclaimer: I don't own YGO GX and I don't really want to own Rita Namo. Who BTW is NOT a mary Sue.

?????- They're not really shooting a movie just like shooting the episodes. They have REALLY good makeup artists so they look pretty much exactly like the characters they switched roles with.

Episode 3

JADEN AS CROWLER

CROWLER AS ZANE

ZANE AS JADEN

BASTION AS SYRUS

SYRUS AS BASTION

ALEXIS ASCHAZZ

CHAZZ ASALEXIS

Days passed, so long, and so slow. By the end of the first week everyone at duelist academy was pretty much afraid for their lives. They had good reason to be though, Dr. Crowler had given everyone A+'s on the last test and absolutely no homework. Zane had been frolicking around showing off how sexy he was. Jaden looked away whenever he saw Zane coming in disgust and he had taken to saying "How about we duel?" instead of yelling "GET YOUR GAME ON". Syrus had been lecturing the science class about quantum physics and Pythagorean Theorem on Thursday while Bastion didn't know that 12 x 12 equaled 144. Chazz and Alexis… well… it was best not to mention the condition that Alexis was in after Chazz got done with her.

Rita Namo was walking back from Dr. Crowler's class after being embraced warmly by the she-man she was sure he was a child molester in disguise or something. Rita was a very attractive young girl, she had long red hair and dark brown eyes… and high cheekbones of course. Many young beings of the opposite gender found a deep infatuation with her that some may call a crush. Yet she only had eyes for one, Zane Truesdale the biggest, hottest, coolest man on campus. She fantasized for long evenings, being in his arms and him gently caressing her fiery locks. She would gaze passionately into his eyes and they would share a gentle kiss. Rita sighed a dreamy sigh and continued walking.

"Rita?" A squeaky voice that sounded like it was trying to be manly sounded behind her. She was just about to turn around and tell that little pipsqueak of a fanboy to buzz off while she was fantasizing when the owner of the voice stepped into view. She almost died, her heart skipped a beat, standing before her in all of his magnificence was Zane Truesdale.

"Oh, Zane, whatever happens to be wrong with your voice?" She said, trying to make her voice sound concerned. The taller being's handsome featured seemed to be slightly misplaced but still ever so beautiful. His features were wrinkled in something… disappointment?

"Oh, nothing." He paused looking at her in all of her wonderment, "I think you're pretty" he said childishly.

She blushed a deep crimson not believing this was happening. She felt him step closer to her, "Don't try to hide how you feel from me!" She said playfully.

Zane obviously didn't take this as a joke as she meant it to be.

"I won't then, Rita Namo, I think I'm in love with you" He said lightly, his voice still sounding scratchy, she just passed it off, still lost in his eyes. It was all she needed, she grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him down so his lips made contact with hers.

It was an odd sensation, it was everything like she'd seen it, but his lips were rough and he wasn't a very good kisser either. Oh well, this was like a one in a lifetime chance.

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Jaden Yuki sighed a long deep sigh, ignoring all the concerned looks his peers were shooting him. Apparently they thought that he had gone into some deep depression. It was almost amusing to see how sharply they recoiled when he sent them a death glare or two. But there was nothing funny about this situation, nothing at all. He made his way down the sidewalk in the campus. Rounding the corner, the sight that he saw nearly made him drop his briefcase. Nearly. Zane was making out with Rita Namo, this was scandalous, and he was outraged in fact. Quietly he suppressed his anger and ran up to the couple. "Excuse me" He said coldly, glancing up at Zane who paled considerably at the sight of him. Rita looked flustered but extremely happy nonetheless.

"Of course, see you later, sweetie" Rita turned away and walked on, Zane waved weakly, his expression was caught in between horror and pleasure. Jaden however looked ready to vomit.

"Isn't she wonderful?" Zane asked lightheartedly.

"No, she's a slut…" Jaden said flatly.

"She loves me!"

Jaden rolled his eyes at the other's stupidity. Silently praying that this would all be over soon.

"You are a sick fool, you know that don't you?" Jaden's voice was cold, and the look he sent Zane would have killed him if looks could kill. Fortunately for Zane they couldn't, he was content with flinching physically and nodding weakly. Jaden sighed, idiot he thought and left Zane to his fantasizing.

---BACKSTAGE MOMENT---

Jaden screamed, literally. "WHAT?!?!" He gaped at Crowler who smirked at his least favorite pupil.

"B-B-b-BUT!!! I LOVE RITA!" He glared, "YOU DON'T DESERVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL KINDHEARTED WOMAN!" He had been so happy, to have embraced her just this morning, but then, Crowler, he kissed her, no— made out with her! As Zane no less! Jaden had imagined it many-a-time, she would be Rita Yuki and they would get married and he was GOING TO BE THE FATHER OF HER BABIES!!! Why was life so hard and cruel with it's sick twisted jokes.

"Jaden, get a grip…" the REAL Zane said coldly, although he was death-glaring at Crowler.

---END BACKSTAGE MOMENT----

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