Disclaimer: As fun as it would be I DO NOT own the YGO cast.

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Oh my gosh. I am soooo sorry for the long HIATUS I've been extremely busy. I've UPDATED THOUGH!! lol. Rejoice.

-Kade

EPISODE 4

JADEN AS CROWLER

CROWLER AS ZANE

ZANE AS JADEN

BASTION AS SYRUS

SYRUS AS BASTION

ALEXIS AS CHAZZ

CHAZZ AS ALEXIS

"ALEXIS?" A lone call could be heard from every corner of the campus, it ricocheted and echoed off of every surface. Every entity, every being, every form of life could hear it's distressed call… and just wished it would shut the heck up…

"You go!" Chazz pleaded desperately with a very stubborn Alexis. Their relationship (whatever they had) was still very rocky and under ANY OTHER circumstances Alexis would have done what was asked of her… but she just didn't WANT to see the person on the other side of those deafening calls.

"Ahh!!" Alexis squeaked as Chazz forcefully pushed her out of their hiding place beside the Slifer dorm.

"LITTLE SISTER!!" Atticus screamed as his target had been found.

"uhh.. hi…" Alexis started with no intention of finishing. She didn't actually have to as she was swept into a bone crushing hug and had a guitar thrust into her arms.

"We haven't seen each other for like… a while now! We need some bonding time! I'm gonna teach you how to play the guitar." His eyes glazed over in pure nostalgia, "and maybe… just maybe… we can be known as the Rockin' Rhodes Siblings!"

'God save me!' Alexis thought as she was being helplessly dragged away. Her feet just refusing to move. With a last fleeting glance at Chazz's laughing form she was taken away!!

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NO WAY! It was the biggest scandal on campus since Crowler had forgotten to put on his makeup one morning… No, this was bigger and that was saying something.

(Flashback)

It had been an innocent day, just another normal day of classes. All the first years were contentedly sitting in their large classroom desks waiting for their gender confused teacher.

The door slowly creaked open and in walked their instructor. Like a well oiled machine it was exactly 9:01 and he was humming under his breath. Head down, examining the latest test scores he made his way quickly to the desk.

"CLASS" He yelled looking upward…

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" all hell had broken loose. Crowlers lips… were… Oh dear, it was just too horrid to go into great detail. It brings back too many painful memories. But you get the picture.

(End Flashback)

It wasn't thought possible but… listen to this, Rita Namo and Zane Truesdale are going out!!! He asked her yesterday and she said yes! Not only that but Jaden Truesdale and Dr. Crowler were being particularly mean to him.

"Oh Rita, you are so beautiful." Zane said as they walked the grounds together getting used to the unbelieving stares.

"Am I prettier than… her?" Rita asked brazenly pointing to a random 2nd year. She had tangled blond hair and looked morbidly overweight.

"Much… sooo much more"

"How about… her?" She pointed to Alexis Rhodes who was strumming haplessly at the strings of a worn out guitar.

"You know I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world" Zane said more gently than anyone had ever heard him speak before, "You don't have to play this game"

"I know it just seems so surreal." The two lovers eyes were locked as they continued to walk.

Just behind them gagging noises could be heard. Crowler being the extremely mature being he was tailing the newly coupled… err… couple… How could this happen? It was like a nightmare… no, his nightmares usually included dueling, or getting eaten by his mutinous elemental heroes… this was so much worse!! He would HAVE to split them up. But how?

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"Sy?" Bastion asked timidly.

"Yes little friend?" Syrus asked calmly looking to his right at this newfound best friend.

"Why are we always in the background?" It broke Syrus' heart to see his friend so distraught.

"We're not, we're very important."

"Are you sure?"

"Of course, would I lie?"

"No.."

"Good" Bastion did not however see the fingers crossed behind Syrus' back.

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