Me: Chapter 2 of agent pink. Thanks to all my reviewers. Especially Deathwish911 whose story "Two birds and a Luck Charm" inspired me to write this one. You should check it out, it's on my fave list. You might have to do some digging, though, as my fave list is HUGE.

To the guy who said "Holy fanfiction, Batman!" Very nice mantra, and thanks for reviewing. Say Chapter 3 next, 'kay?

To the guy who is using either a Latino or Spanish name, thanks for reviewing.

To Magical Girl, yes, I also hate Kid Flash.

To Irishfighter, thanks for the positive review.

To those who wondered, I mentioned Slade was out of town, what I really meant was that that was as far as the Titans knew. Sorry for the confusion.

Chapter 2 of Agent Pink

by: The Scathed

Robin walked home and was met by Starfire who looked like a housewife who was accusing her husband of cheating. It was already 6 pm.

"Where have you been, Friend Robin?" Starfire asked in a not-so-jolly tone, "You said you would only be taking a breath of fresh air."

At that point, a red light appeared in a nearby hallway. It moved closer to reveal that it was Cyborg, a rare scowl on his face, "Yeah, Rob, I don't think it'd take ya' 8 hours to catch some air."

A dark portal then appeared to Robin's immediate left, foretelling the arrival of their resident empathy. "Yes, that is rather curious behavior, Robin," Raven joined the argument, "What were you really doing this afternoon?"

Suddenly, a green spider slid down from a thread of web hanging from the ceiling. As it neared the floor, it changed into Beastboy, who smiled and said, "Dude," earning him a death glare from Raven which said, "You're not helping!"

"What's with you guys?" Robin asked, cocking an eyebrow, "I just ran into a friend of mine."

"Uh-huh," Cyborg retorted teasingly, "What did you do? Go out on a date or somethin'?"

Much to the Titan's surprise, Robin seemed nervous as he answered, "Ummm… No way! We were just… uhhh… Catching up! Yeah, that's it!"

'Nice going, idiot,' Robin's inner voice chimed in.

Regaining his composure, Robin quickly pulled out the disc from his utility belt and handed it to Cyborg, "Cyborg, load this CD into the computer and study its contents."

"Uh… Rob?" Cyborg asked nervously," Why is this CD pink? You're not… a fag, are you?"

Robin shot him a look that would make batman scared, nonverbally giving him the message, "HELL NO!"

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Meanwhile, at the new HIVE Academy…

"Jinx, where were you?" came the semi-agitated voice of the Headmaster, Brother Blood, "Today is National Villain's Day, we were having an evil picnic in the park, while you were?"

"Ummm…" Jinx answered with the same expression, and tone in her voice which she had practiced on the way home in case something like this would happen, "I was celebrating in my own special way?"

"Pish," Gizmo joined in, "You were probably laying someone down at the old Biker Joint, you snot-muncher."

"Ahhh… Very well, then," Brother Blood declared, smiling that creepy smile, "If you were celebrating National Villain's Day with sex, drugs and violence, I suppose there's really nothing wrong with that."

Then, his mood darkened almost instantly as he added, "But, next time. Warn me. Master Slade Wilson was looking for you."

"Was that before or after he ate his hotdog?" Mammoth asked.

"After," Blood simply replied.

"Understood, Headmaster," Jinx answered with an obviously fake, but still cute smile.

(Divider)

Back at the Titans Tower, Cyborg finishes analyzing the files on the pink CD…

"Hey, Robin," Cyborg voiced his curiosity, "These are the blueprints of the new HIVE Academy, and even its secret location. Heck, you even have Blood's personal diary! Where'd you get this stuff?"

"Like I said, Cyborg," Robin simply answered, "From a friend."

"Well, whoever this friend is," Cyborg practically yelled as he opened Blood's diary, "You gotta' introduce me sometime."

'Oh, you already know her,' Robin thought, but just said, "Sure thing, Cy."

For the next 2 hours, the Titans (even Raven) laughed their asses off as they read Blood's diary, containing entries such as:

April 29, 2007

Dear Diary,

That idiot Slade is making us all gather together tomorrow for National Villain's Day! He wants us all to have an evil picnic, that madman! I don't see why we have to follow him around just because he's a fag wearing dreamy orange and black armor… I should be the fag wearing that armor! Wait… That doesn't sound right. Anyway…

It's not fair! They all like HIS armor, what about me? No one likes my red uniform, they all think I'm emo! WHY? WHY? WHY/

End entry.

"He even made a typo on that last why, that fagot!" Cyborg screamed into between laughs," Oh, well, time to study the blueprints!"

"Hmmm… You'd think we would've done that before reading Brother Fag's diary," Beast Boy commented, once again not receiving a response from the others.

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"Spill it, Pixie," Gizmo said as he followed the HIVE's only goth girl, "I KNOW you weren't getting laid."

"And how would you know, Brainiac?" Jinx asked, venom dripping off of that last word.

"BECAUSE, I put a microchip in your clothes while you were sleeping," Gizmo answered, stating it as those it was a well-known fact," Whenever you take off your clothes, the microchip transforms into a mini-camera that records you for the next 10 or so minutes, then sends it to my personal gallery on my PC. I haven't received a single video of you since you took a bath yesterday!"

"Is that the same gallery where you store your hentai?" Jinx asked, her eyes blazing, "Well?"

"Um… Yeah," the stalker midget chuckled nervously as he bolted away from the goth, "HELP! There's a madwoman after me!"

"Perv!" Jinx yelled at him from a distance while sending a hex wave in his general direction.

(Divider)

Meanwhile… On a nearby rooftop…

"Everything's ready, Robin," Raven reported, "We can raid the HIVE as soon as you give the word."

"Excellent," the Boy Wonder answered," Wait for my signal, there's something I have to do first."

Before his team could answer, Robin leapt off of the building towards a back alley.

"I'm gonna' follow him," Raven told Cyborg, "You stay here."

"Ooh! Can I come too?" Beastboy interrupted, answered by another death glare from the half-demoness.

"Friend Beast Boy," Starfire explained, "I believe it would be best for Raven to follow Robin alone. She is most good at hiding in dark alleys."

"Right, if you don't come back in five minutes, we'll go on without you," Cyborg told the empath.

"That's… Stupid," Raven retorted before transforming into her namesake and diving into the alley below, where she saw something very weird.

"We're raiding the hive," Robin told the pink-haired girl in his arms," Go to the tower. I don't want you in the Academy when the place blows up."

"I…" Jinx answered nervously, knowing her decision would affect her destiny, "I'll go."

"Good girl," Robin said as he kissed her, unaware of the black bird whose eyes grew wide at the sight of them.

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