IB:Better late than never right?

Clad:Whatever Miss. Lazy-pants

IB:Enjoy free donuts for all reviewers.

Disclaimer:I don't own "Invader Zim." Jhonen Vasquez does. I do own "Noelle and Clad."

Chapter 3 Skoodge!

Dib chased her concerned and curious. "Are you alright? Maybe we can talk about this at Bloaty's?" he suggested, kindly.

Noelle stared at him too freaked out to say anything, so she just nodded.

He smiled, Gaz walked over, scowling, playing her game-slave. "I'm going home, bring me home a box," she ordered, and walked off.

Dib, stared at his sister wondering if she would ever be friendly to anyone. "Uh...let's go to Bloaty's now," he started walking off.

Noelle backed away slowly, wanting to be far away from him. She darted off making sure to lose him and bumped into Skoodge. "Greetings, human," Skoodge waved, happily.

"AHHH! This isn't right! This isn't happening! You're not real!" Noelle screeched in his face, panicking.

Skoodge blinked at her and chuckled. "Then I guess if I'm not real I must be imaginary," he joked, giving a big grin.

"This isn't funny! I think I'm lost, I want to go home, you're a cartoon, and this just makes no sense," Noelle stated, freaked out. She sat down, curled into a ball, and rock back and forth trying to think of a a way home.

Skoodge frowned and sat next to her, then grinned wide, getting an idea. "Want a job?" he asked, happily.

Noelle stared at him in bewilderment, and glared. A job? She didn't want a job, they were boring, home was the only thing on her mind. She started walking off hoping to find something to get home. "Hey! Wait up! Is something wrong?" Skoodge asked, running over.

"Yes! I want to go home! My head hurts, and I'm lost, I don't understand what's going on!" she cried out in desperation.

"We could talk about it if you like, I have nothing else to do," Skoodge offered, grinning.

Noelle let out a sigh and smiled. "Very well," she agreed, deciding to let someone help her find a way home.

Skoodge grinned wide. "Kir! Come here!" he ordered. A SIR unit with purple eyes appeared. "Take us to Zims house," he ordered, getting on his SIR.

"I know I'll regret this," Noelle sat on Kir with Skoodge. Kir took off, going 80 miles per hour, and crash landing in Zims yard. "Glad I didn't eat," Noelle joked, holding her stomach.

Skoodge grinned and deactivated the security, and opened the door.

Zim could be seen watching TV with Gir who was eating nachos. "Interesting, hahaha, that Bob! That foolish psychiatrist!" he laughed.

"Zim, I hope you don't mind but I brought a friend over," Skoodge sat on the couch.

"Yeah, sure, whatever," Zim shrugged, eyes glued to the movie.

Noelle walked in and sat on the couch. "I know this movie! It's hilarious," she took some of Girs nachos.

"Ooh my nachos! Here! I'll make more," Gir handed her the nachos and ran off.

"I agree human this movie is hilarious," Zim happily agreed. "Wait! Human?!? GET OUT OF ZIMS HOUSE!" he ordered, seething.

"Calm down Irken, I mean no harm," Noelle assured him, eating more nachos, and watching the movie with most interest.

"How did you know Zim was Irken?" he gave her a confused look.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you just watch the movie," Noelle ordered.

"No one tells Zim what to do! But Zim will watch this movie, then we will continue this fight on commercial break!" he announced.

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Clad:Free fish heads to anyone who can guess the movie.