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Shot 2: Moment 1: Annoying - Neji's Problem! Part 1
"NEJI!"
Neji flinch, as much as he didn't want to. Seriously what was Gai-sensei thinking? How could he let this happen? Because of their rivalry? Is their rivalry that valuable that Gai allowed HER to be in their team while Kakashi, Naruto, and the Uchiha were away?!
"Neji, where are you?!"
Having the Haruno woman in his team was NOT a good idea!
Why you ask?
Because she was this annoying little pest that kept annoying him every time she would see him!!! That's why!
But why is she annoying you asked?
It wasn't because she always smiles that cute annoying smile. NO! It wasn't because she always had this posture of an annoying innocent girl that needed protection by him. NO! It wasn't because her annoying soft bubble gum pink hair always got in the way of her annoying pretty face during their training session. NO! It wasn't because every time her annoying creamy soft skin would accidentally made contact with his skin it would make an instant reaction to his senses. NO! It wasn't because her annoying full pink lips distracted him every time she would talk to him. NO! It was because-
"Neji there you are. I've been calling your name and you weren't even reacting." The pink haired girl stopped running and started panting on the spot.
Haruno Sakura:
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Height: 5'
Hair color: Pink
Eye Color: Apple Green
Blood Type: O
Specialization: Genjustu, Medical Jutsus
How you asked he knew all of this? It was because of Gai. HE made him read her annoying profile and being a prodigy that he is he couldn't get it out of his mind anymore.
BUT WAIT!
There's more!
Favorite color: Pink, Red, White
Favorite Food: Tempura, Chicken Ramen, Udon, Sweets
Favorite Flower: Sakura, Dandelions
Disliked Food: Sushi, Anything bitter and spicy
Pastime: Training with the Hokage
Hobbies: Helping the sick to recover, kicking Naruto's ass, competing with Yamanaka Ino A.K.A The Boar
Vital Statistics: 26-17-24
Now how in Konoha did he get this information inside his head you asked?
IT'S ALL LEE'S FAULT! He made him read all those annoying extra information after Gia showed him her annoying profile.
Heaven knows how he got all those information about her.
Vital Statistics?! VITAL STATISTICS?! How in Hades did Lee got her vital statistics?
"Neji, is there something wrong?"
He snapped out of his thoughts after smelling that familiar smell. Sakura was just a mere six inches from him, so near that he could see the light shades of gold in her eyes. And that smell! That annoying smell! Strawberries and Wine! She smelled like Strawberries and Wine! It was intoxicating.
"Sakura." He said in a low tone.
"Yes?" He felt her warm breath brush against neck making the hair on the back of his neck raise involuntarily. He was getting goose bumps on his skin. The simple movements of her lips were getting him distracted.
'Damn annoying woman.'
"Back off." He said coldly. Sakura looked offended and as told backed away from him much to his relief.
"You didn't have to be so rude!" It annoyed him how her mood changes so quickly. It annoyed him how she was able to get close to his teammates so quickly. But what annoyed him even more was how she acted like they were close to each other.
And it was annoying him that she just stood there not saying a word to him.
"Well?" He asked much to his better judgment not to.
Sakura raised one of her slender eyebrow.
"Well what?"
Neji's head was about to burst. What was this woman's problem?!
"What do you want from me?" he asked trying to hold his temper down. It annoyed him how this simple ordinary but annoying woman could get his temper to soar so high.
"Oh! Now I remember."
'Finally, let's get this over with.'
"Neji, have you seen Lee?" She asked oh so very simply.
But that one question drove him off.
"NO!" And he walked off leaving her behind dumfounded.
THIS was the reason why she was so ANNOYING! Why did she have to ask him every time where Lee was?! What was he, his baby sitter?! And why does she have to ask for Lee all the time? What were they doing together that she keeps asking him where Lee was?
Was she just imagining things or did Hyuuga Neji just screamed at her? She should have been offended, outrage even but the mere fact that Hyuuga Neji actually raised his voice was surprising enough that she was speechless. At least just for a few seconds. She quickly recovered and followed the rude Hyuuga.
"Hey wait!" He didn't want to stop but he did and turned to see a very angry looking Sakura.
"What's your problem? Why did you just screamed at me like that?!" Screamed? He screamed at her? He didn't know his voice rose that loud.
"Well?"
He didn't reply. He wasn't exactly sure either.
"Neji?!" She fumed. "All I wanted to know was where Lee was so that he could help me in my taijustsu!"
"Taijutsu?" Lee was training her? Is that the reason why she had been asking all the time? That bowl head why didn't he tell him he was training her?!
Sakura was getting impatient. Neji's been acting strange today and she was already late for her sparing session with Lee.
"Neji-"
"You're annoying." And with that he 'poof' away.
"Neji?" But he wasn't there anymore. "What the hell is wrong with him?!" Sakura had no other choice but to go find Lee herself. Oh why did Lee have to change their training ground all the time?
Neji watch as Sakura fumed away while on a tree not far from where he 'poof.' He couldn't wait for the annoying woman to leave his team so he could finally be at peace. She was just too annoying! But first he had to talk to Lee about a few things concerning it was his entire fault why the woman kept coming near him all the time. But at the corner of his eye he could see a certain raven haired boy talking to the woman who annoyed him to no ends. His blood boiled. First Lee now the Uchiha?
Why did she have to be so damn ANNOYING?!
A/N: My first try in a NejiSaku…
Next:
Shot 3: Moment 2: Annoying – Sasuke's Problem!
Part 2 of Annoying - Neji's Problem will come after Shot #3.
