story:
Just Randomness...The characters in the story arn't what JKR made them to be
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there was a man named albus who sat on a turky and fried it
with a hot chillie spray that came from his behind
that burnt his tuckas to nothing
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there was a boy named Harry who fell down the stairs stark naked
and landed on a man that would rather be routing a camel.
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there was a man named Severus who was the unluckey one to be under a stark naked Harry.
Jumping up he kicked the boy over the edge of the stairs and laughed as he fell on his head
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There was a girl named Hermione who found out she was a dude. she..er he ran down the hall screaming and completely ...well...starkers
He ran to the teachers lounge crying and trying to get the teachers attention while teachers tried to cover up his body.
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There was a boy named Draco who was walking when he came across a naked Potter reaching down he grabbed the boy and flung him over his shoulder with a smirk and walked off to find an empty classroom.
Once in the classroom Draco woke the boy up and proceded to make out...very roughly with the boy who lived screaming his guts out
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There was a man named Hagrid who found himself one morning lying naked next to his beloved pet Fang who was up and licking him. The man named hagrid remebered what happened the night before and decided to restart what happened the night before
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there was a man name Voldemort...or is he a creature...meh.
anyway who found himself lying next to Lucius Malfoy. Smirking
he grabbed the blond and flipped him over and proceded to fuck
him sensless.
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There was a women named Minerva who was watching the film that a horny underage student had made of the whole Harry Potter characters and laughed as it seems that what ever is on the tape has happened and it seems that the student...coughNEVILLEcough...
was one horny boy indeed
THE END
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A silly story made while i was high on sugar