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Ten years since that fateful
day in the classroom.
Draco and HArry were sitting side by side
eating a animal that looked and smelt like fish
when Draco suddenly asked
"hey Harry I know its Tuna but is it fish or chicken?"
Harry snorted and looked at the labeling it said
Tuna the chicken of the sea
Harry bursted into laughter and looked to see there ten year old son watching with amusment for he didn't understand what was funny.
Harry reached over and patted his arm.
"Draco its Fish tuna has been and always will be fish"
Draco pouted and just stayed silent
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Voldemort smirked as he looked down at Lucius
"So since Harry joined the Dark side we have been able to take over Hogwarts and in the raid they found a tape"
Lucius looked at him and smiled
"so what was on it?"
Voldemort smirked and glanced at him
"it seems that Dumbledork was able to fry a chicken from a fart"
Lucius looked at him then cracked up.
Harry and Draco walked in to find Lucius rolling around on the floor laughing while Voldemort seemed pleased with himself. Harry looked at them and smiled
"so what is so funny?"
Lucius looked at him
"du...dumbl...dumbledore fa...farted...a...and...fr...fried...a..."
Lucius was unable to finish the sentce and started to role around on the floor all over again. Harry looked over at Voldemort who smiled
"Dumbledore farted and fried a chicken"
Harry laughed and sat down
"lets see how you know"
Voldemort went and put on the tape and they watched it. Harry smiled and glanced at them
"by the way that's a turkey"
Voldemort just blinked
"so you watched the whole thing even with me and Dray?"
The two men nodded and looked at them with a leer.
"why don't all four of us have a orgy?"
The three of them grinned and jumped upon each other.
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THIS IS THE END...OR IS IT?