Professor Potted Plant drove his bionic pot to a large computer and pressed a few buttons.
He turned to the rest of The Justicers and said "it's the Girl Scout Terrorist. She's at the Hue Jass Mall with about thirty people hostage."
Captain Super Duper nodded at the info and shouted "JUSTICERS! TO THE VAN OF JUSTICE!"
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Three minutes later, the Van of Justice stopped in front of a mall, which was currently surrounded by people who wanted to see what was going on. The passengers got out while a man wearing a nifty suit ran up to them.
"Mayor!" the captain shouted to the oncoming man "I hope we aren't too late."
"No, there hasn't been any injuries yet" the mayor wheezed from all his running. "The Girl Scout Terrorist demands we give her a million dollars worth of Girl Scout cookies or else she'll give 'free samples' to the hostages."
"That stupid cracker!" Black Man yelled, "let me go in there and pop a cap in her ass!"
"It's too dangerous, for you and the hostages" Captain Super Duper responded. "I suggest we have the new guys go in, that way you can all see the potential they have to be a part of our team."
"Ah hell naw!"
Ignoring Black Man's groans, Sonic and the Twister dashed through the other end of the mall and went inside. They quickly tip-toed behind a corner and looked around it to see a group of civilians sitting on the floor while a little female child carrying a automatic rifle circled around them.
The Girl Scout Terrorist gruffly shouted "if the mayor is a smart enough man, he'll be buying all my cookies and you will all be free to go. Of course, I'm slowly losing my patience."
"God, why are you doing this for a bunch of cookies?" asked one hostage.
"Why? WHY!? Because none of you bastards never buy my cookies when I walk to your houses and knock on your doors. This is the only way I can make a business, by threatening to kill people!"
"I don't want to die!" sobbed a woman.
"Shut up, bitch!" the little terrorist screamed. But the woman continued crying. "I SAID SHUT UP! THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO SILENCE YOU MYSELF!!!"
The Girl Scout Terrorist fired her rifle, which shot out cookies instead of bullets. The hostages screamed. The crying woman's eyes widened as her voice went mute. But the cookies never got to their target. As a matter of fact, they were being held by certain blue hedgehog superhero.
Sonic took a bite out of a cookie and spat "YUUUUUUUUUCK! No wonder why people never bought your cookies!"
Enraged by this comment, the Girl Scout Terrorist fired more rounds toward this new target. Of course, having the speed of sound Sonic easily avoided the lethal cookies. And while the villain was preoccupied, the Twister was guiding the hostages out of the mall.
"You owe me twenty-five cents for that cookie you ate!" screamed the girl scout.
"Not a chance!" replied Sonic as he continued running.
The Girl Scout Terrorist continued shooting at the pesky hedgehog, but soon ran out of ammo! Not wanting to give the girl a chance to reload, Sonic curled up into a ball and spin dashed her through a garbage can and right on a wall. The villain collapsed in defeat.
The caped critter walked out of the mall and heard an applause from the civilians.
Tails flew to his comrade and asked "did you beat her?"
"Uh huh!" nodded Sonic. "And the hostages?"
"All safe and sound!"
"Good, let's see how our new friends are doing. Umm, where are they anyway?"
Just then, the mayor came up to the two in a panic. "It's a disaster!" he wheezed, "The Justicers have been KIDNAPPED!"
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Will Sonic and the Twister save their allies? Who could have kidnapped The Justicers? Why is the sky blue?
Tune in next time to find out!
