101 ways to annoy Sesshoumaru

by Midnight Shadow01

So you wanna know how to annoy, tick off, and basically drive crazy the one, the only, Lord Sesshomaru? More power to ya..but don't say you weren't warned. PS, I don't own Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi does. She is the true artist.

2. Chapter 2

101 ways to annoy Sesshoumaru

By: Youkai no Kira

Summary of Chapter: Seriously, go buy some armor, then read it. I'll wait.

Chapter 2

Ways to generally annoy, tick off, and drive crazy:

Sesshomaru

"Why, Inu-san, do you wear a feather boa?"

"You are demon. But CUTE demon. Make other demons go, whaaaaa."

"Y'know what? You are weird. And that's what makes you so cute!" Finish with big hug.

Give him coffee.

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day: Dye his hair green.

For his birthday: A can of Mighty-dog.

A squeaky toy.

A collar...and a leash!

Get a cat. Nuff said.

Give him a pet name. "Fluffy" works well.

"Don't go too hard on him. Your brother may seem rough around the edges, but inside he's just a big pussycat."

Figure out what breed of dog-demon he is. My bet's on Maltese.

Be motherly. IE: Now just wait one second! You are not fighting your brother until you put on your helmet!!"

Ask "why?"

"Who's a good demon? Who's a good little doggy-demon?" Scratch his ears if you dare; his leg shakes.

"Honey, there ain't no hope of winnin' nothin in that outfit."

Talk in hick-lingo. See above.

You know how spaghetti sticks to the walls when it's done? Does it stick to demons? I don't know. Let's see.

"Now, now, you two. I'm sure we can talk out this whole misunderstanding and you can share the sword..."