"Holy flipping flopper flaps!" gasped Psydkick. "How will we escape in time?"

Sonic turned to Captain Super Duper asked "you wouldn't happen to have the ability to fly, would you?"

"What gave you the idea that I could fly?" the captain shouted in offensive.

"THIS IS NO TIME TO ARGUE PEOPLE!!" the professor panicked.

The masked hedgehog looked around and said "I guess we'll have to jump."

"Jump?!" said Sexy Beast "but we're high in the sky! And I don't have enough cat in me to land on my feet!"

Black Man screamed "bitch, we gonna burn up in here in a few seconds. If the blue things says we have to motherfucking jump, then let's MOTHERFUCKING JUMP!"

And so The Justicers jumped out of the blimp, which exploded afterwards. They all held on to each other as they fell to their inevitable doom. Though they mostly held on to Sexy Beast for obvious reasons.

But just as things looked bleak, the Tornado flew by to save the day! With a push of a button, Tails pulled out a crane underneath his aircraft and used it to grab the falling superheroes. Now that The Justicers were safe and sound, there was nothing left to do but go home.

-

"Thank you for saving us all Twister!" Captain Super Duper said to Tails. "If it weren't for your biplane, The Mastermind would have finally gotten rid of us and all that is good would have fallen to him."

Professor Potted Plant spoke "Speaking of which, we'll have to be extremely cautious. He may have underestimated Sonic and the Twister before, but he wouldn't make the same mistake twice."

Suddenly, the alarms went off!

"Is the goddamn Mastermind doing more shit ALREADY?!" exclaimed Black Man.

Potted Plant checked the computer. "Thankfully, no. There's a fire at an apartment complex and some people are trapped inside."

"Leave everything to me and the Twister!" spoke the hedgehog superhero.

-

A large fire blazed in the apartment complex. Screams were heard over the crackling of the raging inferno. Firefighters considered to rescue the trapped residents, but the place was too big and the fire would collapse the place at any moment.

A gust of wind was felt as civilians saw a blue blur go inside the building. Five seconds later, the blur came back outside and dropped a person off, then went back in. Then it came with another person, and another, and another. Soon, all the people who were trapped inside were now free outside!

Tails flew to his friend in urgency. "Professor Potted Plant called" he said "there's a speeding train going out of control!"

"Then let's slow it down!" Sonic said in determination.

-

Accelerating beyond it's legal limit, the train zoomed forward. Passengers inside the transport machine feared for their lives. If the train derailed or crashed into something, their deaths would be certain.

While the passengers panicked, little did they know help was coming right above them. The Twister span his two tails as fast as he could over the speeding train. He somehow managed to get to the front of the train and went inside through and open window. There, he saw a huge lever that appeared to be the brakes. Pulling it back towards him, he heard the train screeching as it slowed down to a complete stop.

Sonic came in with some troubling news. "An insane cult is at the nuclear power plant and are going to cause a meltdown for their god!"

"Then we better get a move on!" spoke Tails.

-

In the main power core of the power plant, the sound of chanting was heard. People that were wearing black and red robes prayed to their almighty master. One of the people smiled as he stood in front of the controls, watching it flash in warning. The power core was in critical overload, and soon all of Hue Jass City shall rest in peace.

Just then, two furry superheroes came in interrupting the people's chanting.

"Stop this crazy madness right now!" demanded the Twister.

"Or else!" said Sonic with his fists in the air.

The man by the controls stared at the intruders in anger, then said "fine, you stupid jerks!"

Some buttons were pushed, and the power plant was back to it's calm state again. The two superheroes looked at each other in confusion.

"That's it?" Sonic said, "no retaliation?"

"You're superheroes and we're just regular people!" the cultist shouted. "It doesn't take a freaking genius to know you'll kick our asses anyhow!"

"Oh… okay, then. Well, we'll be going then."

"Whatever, you party poopers."

-

The two were finally back at Justicer HQ. They noticed the others looking at them, and from the looks on their faces they were waiting for the furries for quite a while.

"What's up?" asked Sonic.

"There's something you need to know" said Captain Super Duper. "And it involves you two."

Sonic and Tails wondered what that meant, but then they saw it…

-

What have they seen? How could it possibly be involved with them? Does anyone really give a crap?

Tune in next time to find out!