…It was their own living quarters! Complete with high technological furniture and nifty sci-fi appliances.
"That's it?" said Sonic. "I thought it would be something serious."
"But I worked so hard making it for you!" whined Captain Super Duper.
"No, it's great, captain. Really! In fact, I think I'll go lay on that bed in there! Goodnight."
The hedgehog hero went into the new room to catch a few winks. He left his friend with the others, who decided to get to know his partners better.
"So…" Tails paused thinking of something to say. "What do you guys do for fun?"
Professor Potted Plant "we usually pretend we're regular people doing regular things. Want to do it now?"
"Uh… sure."
"I'm going be a cute white girl!" shouted Black Man. "OOOO LOOK AT ME, I'M SO CUUUTE! I LUV PONIES AND FLOWERS AND ALL THAT PRETTY SHIT!"
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While The Justicers were busy doing nothing, a villain was planning something down at his base. A villain known worldwide as a cunning genius with the thoughts of total control over the Earth. A villain who's name is Dr. Eggman!
The doctor sighed in boredom. "What should I do for my next plan for world domination? My finances are currently too low to create a weapon a mass destruction, so building something isn't the best option. I could find something powerful that already exists, but maybe not an ancient artifact because that's been for a million times already. Perhaps something modern, yes that's brilliant!"
So the plump no-good-doer used the internet to search for reports of current oddities of the world. There were quite a couple results. Most of them weren't exactly anything he could against enemies, but there was one thing that was peculiar.
"The Justicers of Hue Jass City? Interesting. With a simple mind control device, I could have my own team of superheroes to rid of the pesky blue foe! Muahahaha! Wait, I'll be beaten to a pulp if I get close to them. Argh! If only there was someone with brute strength, able to do what I tell them to and not be in suspicion of my allegiance. Aha! I know just the one to do the job!
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Knuckles the Echidna climbed his way on the steep mountain side. When he's not guarding the Master Emerald, the red critter usual goes off treasure hunting. He got word of a log cabin containing gold up on the mountains, so he decided to go check it out. It wasn't long before he reached the top, and lo and behold there was a cabin in front of him! Excited, Knuckles ran to the door and opened it in hopes of fortune. But he found something he didn't expect.
"EGGMAN?!" he shouted, "what are you doing here?"
"Why, this is my cabin of course!" answered the doctor. "What are YOU doing here?"
"I came here looking for gold, but it looks the only thing I got was scum. I'm out of here."
He was about to leave, but Eggman shouting "WAIT!" stopped him.
Eggman spoke "since you're here and all, I was wondering if I ask of you to do me a favor."
"What kind of favor?" Knuckles asked, staring in uncertainty.
"Well, there's been a couple of superheroes who've been foiling my plans lately, and I hoped you could show them a thing or two."
"Superheroes? Are you kidding me? If there were superheroes, then why weren't they around when Perfect Chaos attacked Station Square or when Earth was invaded by the Black Arms?"
"Umm… I don't know… because they are lazy superheroes?"
"Seems logical enough."
"Anyways, these group of superheroes called The Justicers decided they'll do all the things you and your pals do. And not just kicking my butt. EVERYTHING!"
"Everything? Including protecting the Master Emerald?"
"Yes! You wouldn't want that to happen, would you?"
"Of course not! The Master Emerald is my whole life!"
"So, would you defeat them all?"
"Nope."
"Excellent! I'll… WHAT?! NO?! WHY NOT?!"
"Because I know your using me because you think I'm gullible! These… Justicers might try taking my job away, but it more likely you want to them gone so you can take over the world!"
"Alright, fine, so I want to take over the world. If I can't ask you nicely, maybe I could bribe you instead."
The doctor pulled out a box and opened it to reveal dozens of gold pieces. Knuckles' eyes widen. He tried reaching for them, but the box suddenly closed.
Knuckles frowned, then said "fine. I'll do it. So what's the plan?"
"I'm glad you asked" Eggman spoke with a sly grin.
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What is Eggman planning this time? Will The Justicers be able to stop it? Why is Knuckles such a moron?
Tune in next to find out!
