Chapter two. Please enjoy. Can't think of anything else to say. Oh, and to clear up something, Ralek and Gary got in the attic by silently digging a hole through the roof using a tablespoon. (Laughter).

Disclaimer: I do not own your Teen Titans (grumble).

Beast Boy awoke next morning with a sinking feeling in his stomach. This was it. This was the day he would go to the doctor's and get his arm punctured by a sadistic doctor and his Needle of Doom. Beast Boy slowly got out of bed and stretched. He slipped on his uniform and combed his hair, brushed his teeth, and, as usual, forgot to floss. As he trudged outside, he ran into Starfire, who promptly proceeded to remind him of the very thing he was trying to forget about.

"Greetings, Beast Boy!" she said happily. "Best of luck receiving your booster shot today!"

"Umm, gee, thanks," Beast Boy answered through gritted teeth. He walked into the kitchen and received similar welcomes from the rest of his team.

"Hey, BB! All ready for your surgery? Ha ha ha!"

"Hi, Beast Boy. Your appointment is for 10:00 a.m. so eat a good breakfast." In fact, the only person who didn't mention it was Raven. As he sat down she asked, "How are you feeling?" (Robin and Cyborg had moved on to talking about other matters of little or no importance).

"Okay, for a guy who's just been reminded that he's going to die by his entire team."

Raven was about to answer when Robin shouted, "Aaaack! We forgot to account for daylight savings time! Instead of it being eight thirty it's nine-thirty! Step on it Beast Boy!" Beast Boy got up, looking as though he'd just been told his execution was happening an hour earlier. Raven found herself actually feeling sorry for him.

As he walked out, Ralek and Gary were already watching him.

"As soon as he leaves the doctor's, you knock him out, all right?" instructed Ralek.

"No prob, boss," Gary answered. They saw Beast Boy transform into an eagle and take off.

"Let's go."

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Beast Boy looked at his watch as he stood outside the doctor's office. 9:50. He took a deep breath, and bravely marched in.

"I've got a ten o'clock appointment," he murmured to the lady at the desk.

"All right dear, the doctor will see you in a moment." Beast Boy sat down and opened a magazine, but couldn't concentrate. Are the letters supposed to dance around the page like that? he wondered before realizing that was just his hands shaking. It was 9:55. I'm okay, I'm okay. 9:57. I'm fine, I'm cool, I'm in control. 9:59. AAAAAUUUUUUGH!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!! 10:00.

"The doctor will see you now," said the lady at the desk. Beast Boy walked through the door to the office, feeling like his legs were made of cast iron and completely forgetting to be surprised that the doctor was on time for once.

"Ah, hello Beast Boy," said the doctor. "My name is doctor Winters. Now, you're overdue for your 14-year booster. If you'll just hop onto the bed there.." Beast Boy sat on the edge of the bed. The cast iron feeling in his legs was gone, but it seemed to have planted itself in his stomach. Doctor Winters rolled up the sleeve on his left arm and took out a needle. Beast Boy swallowed and tried to ignore the nausous feeling that was forming in his gut. Okay, he said to himself, Think happy thoughts.

"Now, if you'll just turn your head and pay attention to the cartoons on the wall there..." The doctor instructed. Beast Boy turned his head and desperately tried to read the comics. He saw Calvin and Hobbes sled down a hill. He saw them fly of a ridge. He saw them land in freezing cold wa-

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"YYYYEEEOOOOWWWW!!!"

Ten minutes later, Beast Boy walked out of the doctor's office, rubbing his arm where the doctor had 'gored' him, and wondering how he had survived. He was so wrapped up in his thoughts he completely forgot about Ralek and Gary. But not for long.

Suddenly a dark shape fell in front of Beast Boy as he walked. Beast Boy looked up.

"GARY?!" He asked, horrified. Instead of talking, Gary immediately raised his fist and punched Beast Boy's lights out. Then he leveled him with a right to the stomach. Gary climbed on top of Beast Boy and started to pummel his face.

"Stop, STOP!!" yelled Ralek angrily. "You were only supposed to knock him out, not beat him to death!"

"Sorry," Gary said sheepishly. There was blood running out of Beast Boy nose in a steady drizzle, and a shiner was forming above his left eye.

"We're trying to do this without raising suspicions, remember?"

"He doesn't look that bad."

"C'mon, let's just get him to the operating room."

Ralek looked around and noticed several people watching looking horrified.

"What're you looking at?!" Ralek asked angrily. "Clear off!"

"Yeah," Gary added. "This is an important government mission. Very hush-hush, if you know what I mean."

The two criminals took Beast Boy across town to a deserted warehouse where they walked up to a man standing at an operating table. The man turned and smiled.

"Have you brought my patient?" He asked.

"Yeah, here he is," said Ralek. "Just how long is this gonna take?"

"Shouldn't take more than a few hours," The surgeon answered. They placed Beast Boy on the table and the doctor pulled out a long scalpel, and got to work. (Don't worry. We won't talk about the horrible spectacle that took place here which caused Gary to leave twice to barf in the toilet).

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"Beast Boy should have been back by now," said Robin, looking worried as he stared at the clock. "Raven, can you make psychic contact?"

Raven assumed the lotus position and concentrated. "He's asleep," she reported. "At least I think so. He's not conscious anyway."

"Well, that explains it," said Cyborg. "BB probably freaked out an fainted when he saw the needle."

"Maybe one of us should have gone with him," said Raven.

"Can't," Robin answered. "We shouldn't spare anyone else in case the alarm goes off."

"I hope Beast Boy has not run into Ralek and his assistant," Starfire said worridly.

"I never thought about that," Robin answered. "I'll see if I can reach him on his communicator." He pulled out his own. "Beast Boy are you there? Do you copy?"

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"Beast Boy are you there? Do you copy?" Robin's voice rang out on Beast Boy's communicator. The surgeon picked it up. He looked questioningly at Ralek, who motioned for him to answer.

"Uh, hello?"

"Who's that?" Robin's voice came over the speaker again. "Put Beast Boy on."

"I'm afraid that Beast Boy is unconscious right now," the doctor said, racking his brain for a good excuse. "He had an unfortunate panic attack when he saw the needle and we were forced to give him a powerful dose of sleeping gas. He should be waking up soon and then we'll be sending him home."

"Oh, okay," Robin said. The communicator switched off and Gary breathed a sigh of relief. "That was a close one," he said.

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"Oh, okay," Robin said and clicked off his communicator. "He said that Beast Boy had to be given sleeping gas."

"C'mon, man," laughed Cyborg. "What kind of trouble could Beast Boy get in on a stupid trip to the doctors?"

What did the evil doctor do to Beast Boy? You'll just have to wait for the second chapter to find out.