Okadokalionies.
So, the other day I was just chillin' on the couch, watching some TV or something, when I had the sudden revelation: Pumpkin ice cream is pretty dang good with carmel on top.
But then I skipped over that and had another one more relevant to you guys: I hadn't updated, even though I promised I would! I had even started the next chapter and everything, but I never got around to finishing it. I felt horrible. Really, really horrible. I couldn't believe I had forgotten something so important! But there wasn't much time to stew over my grief, 'cause I totally forgot about it the next day. Anyhoo...
That's not what I'm here to tell you. I don't think. Wait a tick, I gotta re-remember...Oh, right! The chapter I started. About that. It was saved to my computer. My computer up and decided that it couldn't be bothered to work. Therefore, my file is unopenablified, and shall remain so indefinately, which is approximately the amount of time it will take to get it fixed. SO, I dunno when the chappie's getting up, but I am completamentally sorry and full of regretocity. My apologiness.
Love to y'all,
Aurora, whose bologna does indeed have a first name.
P.S. It's got a second and third name too, cuz I'm cool like that.
P.P.S. I really am sorry.
P.P.P.S. Though, to be honest, I really don't think I did a very good job on the other chapters. Maybe I should rewrite it.
P.P.P.P. S. But then it would be foreverly until I finished the story.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Ya know, there actually was something I was gonna tell you in the post script (that was unrelated to bologna) but I can't remember what it was. I have a really horrid memory, don't I?
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Do you know anyone who spells it "bologna"? I mean, I spelled it like that cuz that's how they do it in the song, but honestly. I usually spell it "baloney". Of course, I also pronounce "bologna" as "buh-loag-nuh". Maybe I need to reevaluate my life.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. That one show, Ben 10, is on TV right now, and there's a dude with pointy hair. Two dudes, actuallamenty. Hehe. They're wearing turtleneck sweaters that cover their chins, too.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Did you know that the person who does Ben's voice on that show is really a lady? And that it's the same lady who did Raven's voice on Teen Titans?
Who is the same lady who did the voice of Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls?
And is the same---
Oh, wait, you probably did know.
Man, that Tara Strong is talented.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Heehee, have you seen that Life Alert ad? That old guy has that stupidest-looking beard I have ever seen. Well, not the stupidest, but close to it.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. My mom just told me that there's no such word as "stupidest". Is that so? Hmm...
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Call 800-588-2300-EMPIRE! today.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I wasn't serious about that. Now stop reading this and go get yourself a Lunchable or something.