A/N: WARNING!!! Cloud acts slightly perverted and dirty!! enjoy


Leon was a nervous wreck when Saturday came. He was pouring sweat by the gallon and couldn't help but look at himself in the mirror every too often. Tifa had left in the morning to do some "jobs" with Yuffie and he was left to go shopping with Aerith to buy food for the dinner. He was already informed that the girl he was going to be taking to the dance was well experienced with these situations and that she was also being paid. She was going to come to his house at seven for a small dinner and a light chat before the two would head off into the sunset that was the prom.

"No, no, Aerith!" he yelled as she picked up the can of chicken noodle soup. "I said cream of chicken, not chicken noodle!" Nervous as he was, cooking was still his first priority and he decided that it came before all else. Even Cloud.

"Sorry Cloud," she muttered. It was amazing that this same girl was the twin of the boisterous Yuffie and the younger sister of the loud Tifa. "I'm just getting in the way, aren't I?" she asked. Leon shook his head.

"No," he muttered. "Right now it's okay, but tonight at dinner, you stay clear from the kitchen, got it?" She nodded and smiled.

"Thank you, Leon." After their shopping was done, which had took the whole morning, the two finally made it back home.

"I better start," Leon said as he unloaded the groceries. Soon, which was two hours later, a wonderful smell had risen from the kitchen and Yuffie was drawn to it. She was wearing what looked like a maid's outfit that suited her perfectly.

"Can I help serve?" she asked. Leon nodded, not really paying much mind to the girl. "Yay!" she said as she skipped off. The clock on the wall read half past five and Leon had just finished the harder parts of the dinner (desserts) and it was now onto the main course. The menu had been shrimp, according to Tifa, with salmon and some salad for an appetizer.

"Leon?" came Aerith's voice. She was dressed in an elegant pink dress that suited her superbly. "Is dinner ready?" she asked.

"It will be when you and your date are ready to eat, when's he coming?"

"He said six."

"Then I still have time," he said. "Did you guys decorate the dining room? I don't see why Tifa was so intent on making it perfect."

"Yes," Aerith replied. "It has a romantic sense and it's lovely. Is that cake I smell?" she asked.

"Red velvet," Leon said as he messed with the strings on the apron. "You should go and help Tifa plot."

"What do you mean?" Aerith asked in a confused voice. Leon looked up at his younger sister.

"Well, she said she had some things to finish up, like stage five, or something." He went back to adjusting the strings and finally finished. When he did, he looked up and noticed that Aerith's face was stark white. "What's wrong?"

"There is no stage five," she muttered. "Unless…" she trailed off as she ran out of the kitchen to go find Tifa.

"I better get started," Leon mumbled as he switched his attention to the food. After several minutes, the doorbell rang and Yuffie answered it with a big smile.


Cloud woke up to the sound of his brother's alarm clock. He didn't know why he was hearing it, Sora was in the hospital, but then he remembered vaguely what happened last night. His dad had come home, and that was never a good thing. Usually, it was him and Sora that stayed home, watching over their sick mother, but when his father was home, it was bad news. Last time had ended with them moving into Twilight town, and the time before that, they had to move to Radiant Garden.

Cloud's dad, Jacob, was a criminal, and as all people know, criminals run from the cops. And like all criminals, Jacob was no exception. Jacob had been informed of Sora's injury and had come home to check up on him.

"No father, just leave," Cloud said.

"But my son—."

That was when Riku had awoken from his dream in his own bed. He remembered that he didn't have a father. He also remembered that Sora didn't have an alarm clock. Cloud silently cursed the dream god, whoever he was.

Getting up from the bed, he noticed that it was Saturday. Not like he would've guessed, but he just had a small feeling inside the pit of his stomach. It had something to do with Leon and Aerith and Leon's date, and then he remembered what truly happened last night.

He had been at his desk on the computer talking to his friend Sephiroth, when the silver haired teen made a comment about Leon. It had something to do with the utter stupidity of their conversation they had. That had gotten Cloud thinking about the brunette and his confessions from last week. He admitted that he had been a little rough on the boy, saying that he could never like someone like him. The blonde haired angel felt slightly heart broken at his own words. Soon, he attempted to get the brunette out of his mind, but it wouldn't work, Leon was in his head, committing suicide repeatedly. He had finally fallen asleep with a dream of him and Leon dancing at the prom and couldn't help but think it was cute before slapping himself.

"Sora and Roxas are getting to me," he muttered as he stood up. He was referring to them and both their boyfriends. Leon sighed as he made his way to the bathroom to start his morning by getting rid of dirty little thoughts of Leon.


Stepping into the kitchen, Cloud made an attempt to eat something without blushing and thinking about the brunette that plagued his mind. He pulled out a bowl, a box of cereal, a spoon, and a now empty container of milk. Sighing again, he put everything back up and made his way to the fridge to look for something else. He finally found a frozen dinner and decided to eat what he had.

Aerith had told him to skip lunch so that they could eat as much as they could at dinner. She had not given him a hint about where they were eating, but said it was somewhere really good that they had a superb chef.

Hearing the 'beep' of the microwave, Cloud took the small black tray out before burning his hand and dropping it onto the ground. Grumbling, he cleaned up the mess and decided that going back to sleep was a nice idea.


After lying down, the blonde angel continued to think about the brunette that would not leave him alone in his head. He had officially blamed his bad morning on the said brunette and tried to sleep. This attempt only ended in a painfully throbbing nether regions and a mad Cloud.


Groaning, Cloud woke up and turned his face towards the face of the clock and it's bright numbers. It was five thirty. The blondes cursed as he got up and quickly went to go get changed into his suit. It was a special one that Aerith had bought for him. It was a blue suit with a white shirt underneath. She said that it would look good with her dress, so he agreed to wear it. Finally getting all the buttons, he walked out of his room and straight into Roxas.

"Hey, look, got to go pick up Le—I mean Aerith," he explained as he passed his younger brother.

"Good luck with that," was Roxas' reply. Leon rolled his eyes as he quickly walked away. All throughout the ride to his date's house, Cloud couldn't help but feel nervous. He didn't know what the cause was, if it was Aerith, the food, the restaurant, As he finally pulled into the driveway, he figured it out, he was nervous about Leon.


Leon rushed around preparing the shrimp and the fish on plates. Yuffie had dragged the poor boy into the dining room where he met Aerith.

"Hey Cloud!" came Aerith's voice. Leon froze from where he was standing and his heart fell. Cloud? Did she say Cloud was her date? Leon shook his head and smiled. Those three were crazy, but he loved his sisters nonetheless. Yuffie came into the kitchen and grinned.

"He's here," she said. Leon nodded grimly and shook his head.

"You guys are…" he trailed off, he find no exact words that fit his sisters.

"What? Loving? Caring? Nice?" she asked. He grumbled. "What did you say?" she asked.

"I said stupid," he said a little clearer.

"Oh phooey. Is the salad ready?" she asked. Leon nodded. "Okay, I'll serve it!" And with that, she started to serve what was given to her. Leon stayed cooped up in the kitchen, away from the others, and especially away from Cloud. There was a feeling in the pit of his stomach that told him that something was going to go horribly wrong.

"He likes the food," Yuffie said on her way back to get dessert.

"Really?" Leon asked. "Does he know that I'm the one cooking?" Yuffie shook her head.

"You're serving dessert," she announced. Leon groaned.

"Why?" he asked.

"Think of it as showing off."


As someone opened the door on the other side, Cloud thought of his morning thinking about Leon and couldn't help but have liked it. He felt his cheeks blush a little bit before he saw Yuffie at the door.

"Come in!" she all but yelled. She grabbed Cloud by the arms and dragged him into the hall where he saw pictures litter the wall. He saw one that he remembered, of him and Leon at the beach last summer. It was a nice photo took by Sephiroth.

"So," he started to say, but was distracted by the outfit the Yuffie was wearing. It was a maid's outfit, he thought to himself.

Cloud was led into the dining room where Aerith sat, waiting in her pink dress.

"Hey Cloud!" Aerith greeted.

"You look beautiful," he commented. Aerith blushed.

"We're eating dinner here, I got a friend to cook, and he's really good, so no need to worry," she explained. Cloud nodded as he took the seat in front of her. A salad was served and then the main course of shrimp and salmon. Cloud commented on the cooking all the while thinking of what Leon could be doing this moment. Then came the moment for dessert and he was surprised when he saw Leon coming in with a tray in his hands. On the tray were two bowls of banana splits made perfectly.

"And here's the chef now," Aerith said.


A/N: Yo, tired, I warned you, did I not? Exactly. I think one more chapter should do.