Disclaimer: I do not own Charmed. Honestly, that was kind of obvious even before you opened this, right? I mean, how many fourteen year olds do you know that own their own television shows? Thats what I thought.
Author's Note: I had some free time on my hands and the idea for this popped into my head. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Piper had collapsed just in front of the stairs. Within the next moment however, she was up and walking around. That's when she turned to look behind her, only to see herself, on the floor face down, having collapsed. "Oh no. Am I dead again?" was all she had to say.
Just then she heard deep laughter from the next room. Piper walked over to the dining room where she'd heard the laughter. What, or rather who, she saw contorted the confused expression on her gorgeous face into one of pure rage. "You!" she bellowed. "Yes, me." replied the bearded man. Piper stood, her mouth agape. "You sick bastard, how dare you, I want you out of my sight RIGHT NOW!" She was met with silence.
"Don't make me vanquish your sorry ass!" she said, meaning every word.
"Oh come now, you can't vanquish me, I'm already dead. Not to mention I've been sent to help you navigate a way out of the void. My purpose, I guess you could say, is to guide you." he retorted. Piper scoffed.
"What dumbass greater power decided of all the deceased beings I know, that you should be the one to 'guide' me as you so eloquently put it?"
"It doesn't matter what power was behind it, it matters that I'm here and for the very reason you just demonstrated."
"What reason is that?" Piper asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"I'm here simply for you to vent all the frustrations you have with me." he replied, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"Let me get this straight, you're saying that I'm stuck in the void between life and death with a man I can't stand, simply to bitch at you?" Piper ranted.
"In a nutshell, yes."
"Well that's just great! Great, great, great!" Piper rambled on sarcastically.
"Oh, I'm hurt, who would you rather be in the void with?" asked the man, feigning insult at the prospect of being unwanted.
"Well, the obvious answer is I don't want to be in the void at all, then Prue. After that, Mom, then maybe Grams, though for a dead woman she visits quite often. And if those three aren't available options, pretty much everyone above you. Hell, I'd settle for Cole, or even at this point, Jeremy!" Piper retorted. The man laughed. "What's so funny?" Piper growled.
"Nothing, its just amusing that you have a list for occasions such as these." the man replied, whilst continuing to laugh.
"Well, you never know what to prepare for when you're a Charmed One." Piper quipped. Piper sighed, this wasn't getting her anywhere, she wanted out of this void and she wanted out now. "Well then, if what I'm meant to do is bitch, then I might as well start bitching!" Piper began after a considerable silence passed between the two.
"Go ahead." was his only reply.
Author's Note: I do plan on updating regularly, and yes, if you haven't already guessed who the man is, you will find out in the next chapter.