Ah. The downside to Naruto fanfiction is that it gets updated so much and so fast, your story is an the second page in about 20 minutes...

Here's chapter 2. And keep an eye open for "Kakashi's Dating Service" which should be posted later today, depending on how fast I type...

Disclaimer: Hey guess what? I still don't own Naruto!

"They should be waking up soon," a black-clad shinobi with a scarred face informed Kakashi and Guy. They were standing in a dim-lit hallway, and there were two plain grey doors on either side of them. "Kakashi, you take the guy with the goggles. Guy, you take the man with monocles. Got it?"

"No problem, Ibiki..." Kakashi shrugged.

"Leave it to me!" Guy flashed a smile and gave a thumbs-up.

"Good," Ibiki replied. "You may begin the interogation now..."

---

"Wassat?" Agent HUNK sat up at the sound of a door opening. He was sitting at a metal table in a grey room, which was lit by a single lightbulb which flickered every now and then. There was a door on the opposite side of the room, and Kakashi Hatake had just stepped through it with a clipboard clutched in his hands. "Oh hey, Copy Cat Kakashi! Wassup?"

"State your name, rank, and land," Kakashi ordered stoicly as he took a seat opposite of Agent HUNK.

"Um..." Agent HUNK paused to think. "Agent HUNK, Author, and the United States of America."

"Hm," Kakashi checked the clipboard. "I've never heard of that rank or land."

"Don't worry, I'm sure nobody else has..." Agent HUNK shrugged.

"What is your reason for being here?" Kakashi asked.

"Burgers," was the reply.

"Burgers?" Kakashi arched his solitary exposed eyebrow.

"Yes, cheeseburgers. Me and Dr. Insane-O wanted to go get some burgers, and I just clapped my hands to take us there. But we ended up here, instead..."

"You clapped your hands?" Kakashi asked. "What sort of jutsu is that?"

"A super jutsu..." Agent HUNK chuckled.

"I see..." Kakashi checked the clipboard. "I saw what you did to those bandits..."

"Okay, look. I did not rape his soul. I just choked him..." Agent HUNK shook his hands in front of his face. "I didn't do any freaky 'looking-into-my-wierd-eyes' stuff like you can do with that Sharingan eye."

"Hm?" Kakashi arched his brow again. "You know about my eye?"

"Dude, I know everything about everyone in this village, and every other village. If it is knowable, I probably know it..." Agent HUNK boasted.

"Who are my students?" Kakashi suddenly asked.

"Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura make up Team 7, " Agent HUNK replied.

"What are their hobbies?" Kakashi then asked.

"Eating ramen, being emo, and stalking Sasuke, respectively," Agent HUNK replied. "And your hobbies are being lazy, arriving late, and reading the Icha-Icha book series. You also try to express the importance of teamwork in anything and everything you do."

Kakashi stared at Agent HUNK, trying to think of something else to say. "Those are easy to know," he narrowed his eye. "Name some things nobody else could know."

"Hm. Very well then..." Agent HUNK leaned forward and whispered a few things to Kakashi. He then sat back down, leaving Kakashi wide-eyed and speechless. "And that's how you got your Sharingan eye..."

"What else do you know?" Kakashi asked, stunned by the man's knowledge of his secret.

"Well..." Agent HUNK paused to think. "I know that-"

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Dr. Insane-O went through pretty much the same thing. He awoke to the same sound, found himself in the same room, but was greeted quite differently.

"HELLO!!!" Guy exclaimed jovially. "HAVE YOU BEEN ENJOYING THE ETERNAL FLOWER OF YOUTH?"

Dr. Insane-O stared at him for a second, and then stated: "Okay, you're my hero and everything... But I just have to point out that what you just said sounded kinda pervy..."

Guy ignored the second sentence. "I'm your hero?!" Guy placed one foot on the chair in front of him and struck a heroic pose. "Well I guess that's no suprise! I'm everyone's hero!"

"Not my buddy Agent HUNK's..." Dr. Insane-O replied. "His hero is Kakashi."

"Ah... well, I suppose Kakashi needs fans too. Considering I have MORE THAN HE EVER WILL!!!" Guy boasted proudly.

"BOOYAH!!!" Dr. Insane-O cheered.

"So what brings you here?" Guy suddenly asked seriously as he sat down.

"Burgers," Dr. Insane-O shrugged.

"Burgers?" Guy arched one of his big bushy eyebrows.

"Yes, burgers..." Dr. Insane-O replied. "Agent HUNK tried to teleport us to the burger shop, but we ended up-"

"Woah, wait," Guy interupted him. "Did you say teleport?"

"Yeah," Dr. Insane-O shrugged. "He just claps his hands and we go places. He can also summon weapons, change his appearance, et cetra. Kinda like a jutsu, but on steroids and crack. So yeah... he can do super jutsus, to sum it up."

"Super jutsus?" Guy mused. "Hm."

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A few seconds later, the two shinobi stepped into the hallway outside. "Well, what did you learn?"

"The man I interogated is known as Agent HUNK," Kakashi answered. "And he's very interesting. He knows everything."

"Everything?" Ibiki didn't quite understand.

"Everything," Kakashi nodded. "He knows everything about me, my team, Guy, and even a few things I didn't know..."

"Such as?" Ibiki asked.

"You like opera?" Kakashi arched an eyebrow.

"Ahem," Ibiki dodged the question and turned his attention to Guy. "What did you learn."

"Oh, I quite that interview when I found out that the other guy can do Super Jutsus," Guy grinned.

"Super Jutsus?" Ibiki didn't follow this either.

"He teleport himself, others, items, objects, change his appearance, and even travel between dimensions..." Guy replied.

"Hm..." Ibiki mused for a moment. "Guy, go inform the Hokage of these developements. Kakashi, go interogate Agent HUNK again. I'm going to go finish Guy's job..."

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A few minutes later, Guy returned, escorted by the 3rd Hokage. What they found was rather odd. Kakashi and Agent HUNK were both standing in the hallway enjoying a friendly discussion. Ibiki was curled up on the floor in the fetal position, tears streaming down his terrified face. "What is going on here?" the 3rd Hokage asked.

"Oh, I'm telling Kakashi about my powers..." Agent HUNK shrugged. "Nice to meet you, Honorable Hokage. I am Agent HUNK," he bowed slightly. "And I hereby swear my allegiance to the Village Hidden in the Leaves."

"Yes, well... It is nice to meet you, as well," the Hokage replied, slightly confused. "And if Kakashi does not consider you to be a threat, then we humbly accept your allegiance."

"What happened to Ibiki?" Guy pointed at the seemingly traumatised ANBU operative.

"My friend got on his nerves and drove him insane..." Agent HUNK sighed sadly. "He tends to do that easily..."

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"I wonder where Mr. Ugly went?" Dr. Insane-O sighed boredly inside his room. Suddenly, the door flew open, and Agent HUNK stuck his head into the room.

"Hey buddy!" Agent HUNK exclaimed.

"Hey buddy!" Dr. Insane-O replied. "What's going on?"

"Good news and bad news!" Agent HUNK answered. "The good news is... Kakashi is going to take me on as his apprentice!"

"WHAT!?" Dr. Insane-O yelled. "WHY?!"

"I asked..." Agent HUNK shrugged.

"What's the bad news?" Dr. Insane-O sighed.

"Oh... um..." Agent HUNK averted his eyes to the floor. "Yeaaaaahhhhh... They're going to execute you in 20 minutes..."

"WHAT?!" Dr. Insane-O jumped to his feet.

"BYE!!!" Agent HUNK waved and then slammed the door behind him.

Dr. Insane-O stood silently for a moment. He then shrugged and sighed. "Oh well... At least I got to talk to Guy for a minute and a half..."

Hm. Talk about your ups and downs. Agent HUNK gets to be taught by his hero, and Dr. Insane-O gets to die. How fair is that?

Quite fair in my book. :) Heh heh...

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