Hm... I had hoped for this fic to recieve more attention. Looks like the other "Insanity" sequals may not be a good idea...
Anyway, enough delays! Lets get back to the story.
"Where are we going?" Dr. Insane-O asked the masked ANBU guards who were escorting him down a dark corridor. They did not respond. They simply continued to walk along, periodically prodding him and growling for him to hurry up.
Finally, they reached a door. One of the guards opened it, and the other shoved Dr. Insane-O through it. He suddenly found himself out in the middle of the Leaf Village, up on a stage and surrounded by ANBU guards. A large crowd of cheering people had gathered in front of the stage, and one face in particular stood out to Dr. Insane-O. "HI AGENT HUNK!!!" he exclaimed with a wave.
"Hi, buddy!" Agent HUNK waved back. He was standing between Kakashi and Guy, and there was a Leaf Village headband strapped to his right arm, as well as a kunai box strapped to his left arm. "How's it going?"
"Pretty good!" Dr. Insane-O replied cheerily. "I'm about to be executed!"
"Cool!" Agent HUNK replied. "That sucks!"
"Yeah! At least I accomplished my dream!" Dr. Insane-O grinned.
"To die?" Kakashi arched an eyebrow.
"No!" Dr. Insane-O replied. "To meet Guy!"
At this point, Guy flashed his trademark smile and blinded Agent HUNK momentarilly. "Urg..." the Kevlar-clad man shook his head. "That's interesting..."
"So are you gonna help me?" Dr. Insane-O smiled.
"Nope," Agent HUNK shook his head. "I'm going to watch you die..."
"What?" Dr. Insane-O's smile faded. "Huh?"
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!" an ANBU officer wielding a katana stepped forward. "THE EXECUTION OF THIS SPY IS AT HAND!!!"
"How 'bout a hand?" Dr. Insane-O asked Agent HUNK meekly.
"Nope..." he shook his head.
"IF ANYONE HAS ANY OBJECTIONS..." the ANBU grabbed Dr. Insane-O and forced him to his knees. He then raised his katana into the air. "LET THEM SPEAK NOW!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!" a loud voice suddenly boomed.
"Huh?" everyone turned to see who objected.
"I OBJECT!!!" a red-robed and silver-haired ninja stood triumphantly behind the crowd. "LET THIS MAN LIVE!!!"
"JARIAYA!?" Dr. Insane-O fell to the ground in shock.
"For what reasons?" the ANBU growled.
"I wish to take him on as my apprentice!" Jariaya grinned.
"Eh?" Dr. Insane-O and the ANBU both stared at him.
"Even from miles away, I could detect this mans perverted aura! I simply had to train him!" Jariaya exclaimed.
"Is he serious?" Kakashi stared in disbelief.
"No..." Agent HUNK shook his head. "I asked him to save my friend..."
"Why'd he agree, though?" Kakashi asked.
"The perverted aura thing..." Agent HUNK sighed, "Is true..."
"WOOPIEEEEEEE!!!" Dr. Insane-O jumped to his feet. "I GET TO BE TRAINED BY THE PERVY SAGE!!!"
"Woopie..." all the women in the audience grumbled.
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"So, Kakashi..." Agent HUNK and Kakashi were in the the Ramen shop discussing the terms of his training, "Since I'm not a student, par se, should I call you Kakashi-sensei?"
"Yes," Kakashi replied bluntly.
"Okaaay..." Agent HUNK didn't object. "What about your training of Sasuke?"
"I'll train you on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and Sasuke on every other day..." Kakashi replied.
"Cool..." Agent HUNK nodded. "Too bad today is Monday..."
"Yes. Sadly, I must spend my time with Mr. Power-Hungry..." Kakashi sighed.
"Here you go..." the store owner handed them their bowls. The two men looked down at their food, and then each other.
"Hmmm... You won't take your mask off either, I assume?" Agent HUNK asked.
"Nope. Not when people I know are present. You?" Kakashi asked.
"IF HE TOOK IT OFF, YOU'D DIE BECAUSE OF HIS UGLYNESS!!!" a voice screamed out. Kakashi and Agent HUNK turned to find Dr. Insane-O standing in the doorway. Jariaya was standing next to him, his eyes focused on the waitress.
"Um... no..." Agent HUNK denied it. "Why are you here?"
"We're doing..." Jariaya narrowed his eyes and glanced from side to side, "Research..."
"What kind of research?" Kakashi asked knowingly.
"Jutsus!" Jariaya replied.
"Awsome jutsus!" Dr. Insane-O grinned.
"And what jutsu would that be?" Agent HUNK asked.
"The Summoning Technique!" Jariaya exclaimed.
"REALLY?!" Dr. Insane-O's eyes nearly fell out of his head. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY GOING TO TEACH ME THE PEEPING TOM TECHNIQUES!!! AWSOME!!!"
"Ahem..." Jariaya avoided the glares from all the women patrons. "And what about you? What are you teaching your student?"
"The Chidori," Kakashi shrugged.
"Eh?" Agent HUNK cocked his head to the side. "Chidi-whatty?"
"The Chidori..." Kakashi repeated. "It's-"
"I know what it is!" Agent HUNK waved his hands. "But why are you teaching me it?!"
"Because you seem like you can handle it..." Kakashi shrugged.
"Hah!" Agent HUNK laughed at Dr. Insane-O. "Plppppppptttt!" he blew a raspberry at his friend.
Awkward silence.
"You spit on your goggles, didn't you?" Dr. Insane-O snickered.
"Yes..." Agent HUNK growled. "Would somebody be nice enough to escort me to the bathroom so I can clean my goggles?"
"Sure!" Dr. Insane-O grabbed him and dragged him away. A seconds later, several women screamed. Dr. Insane-O swaggered back to Kakashi and Jariaya with a smirk on his face. "He didn't say which bathroom..."
What are friends without a little rivalry? Hah...
Review, please, and let me know this story doesn't suck!