"It's true, the costumes in that movie were incredible."
"I really hated the movie, though. It was so pointless. 'oh, I'm Marie Antoinette, I'm a poor little princess who's going to have her head lopped off!'"
"You just didn't like it because it had no gore, Shay."
"I don't only like gory movies. And you would have done the costumes better."
"I'm not doing costume design again ever. I just did it as a favor to Nev the first time, anyway."
"I thought he gave you the job as a favor, since you were doing the starving artist bit."
"I was not. I had plenty of respectable job offers."
"Like that one where the guy wanted to commission you to draw his girlfriend naked? I thought you said you would rather die. Or be evicted, which seemed rather likely."
"Since when have you been a realist?"
"Since forever."
"Liar."
"Am not."
"Are too"
"Am not!"
"Are too"
"Not!"
"Are too. Stop being childish."
"Why won't you do more costumes?"
"Because I hate it."
"If you did, we might be invited to the Academies again."
"Why would we want that?"
"It was fun."
"You fell asleep."
"I was tired."
"You can't even sit through the whole thing at home, and you want to go sit in an over-lit, over-crowded room full of people you don't know and probably don't want to just to fidget there rather than at home?"
"Yes."
"Then you'll have to find a way to get yourself invited."
"I will. And you can't come."